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No children = end of world/tamriel!?
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Kurkikohtaus✭✭✭If there were children, they would be constantly getting killed by players or screenshotted by players in inappropriate contexts.
Exploiting children is bad.
But racism and slavery are ok.2 -
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✭Wrobel killed my inner child. Perhaps he killed all the others as well.I am currently worried for the future of ESO. Population seems like it is in free fall and the cancellation of the North America in-person gathering feels very much like pulling the plug. Kudos on fixing the in-game economy though. Clearly whatever gold shenanigans were happening the last couple years are fixed.4 -
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✭eso is set long before skyrim and skyrim had kids. therefore i surmise they have not been invented yet2 -
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✭✭✭✭Adult NPCs play Real Life Online, Earth Unlimited, and are so tired they've lost the will to procreate.Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
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Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
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✭✭✭✭✭Adult NPCs play Real Life Online, Earth Unlimited, and are so tired they've lost the will to procreate.
Seems like the OP class in that game has been spamming Dark Deal for generations.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom0 -
DontBeDead-Claw✭✭✭Lol we are all vampires arnt we tho, who needs kids when we going to live for ever0
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✭Wrecking_Blow_Spam wrote: »No children = no future, are the people immortal or are they born as adults (try explaining that xD)?
We know a future exists and children exists in the future but not in current time of ESO, I wonder what happened.
It's like that movie where adults can no longer have kids, something must change though, or maybe it's something to do with the mad god.
Most of children can be found in local chat
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✭✭✭✭✭The children are all in school, that's why you don't see them.This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.0 -
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✭Kurkikohtaus wrote: »If there were children, they would be constantly getting killed by players or screenshotted by players in inappropriate contexts.
Exploiting children is bad.
But racism and slavery are ok.
Hehe very cleverXbox one EU
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Ah, I remember the children in FallOut. FallOut-2, to be exact... where they were removed in the european version because "oh, noes, you can kill them!"
Which led to a funny issue in a certain city... where in the US version (and yes, i got the import when I realized the issue) street urchins would steal items from you, and you could then steal your stuff back if you caght them before they fenced it... but in the EU version, there were no street urchins, but their invisible ghosts still stole your stuff... without any chance to take it back...
Anyways, yeah some countries here are strict on video game violence. And killable children leaves a bad taste in the censors mouth, so they like to slap that with a higher rating.
Easily solved by making NPC children auto-dodge all attacks, and dash away yelling for the guard I would think...0 -
crashen17b14_ESO✭✭✭You could easily make children untargettable for hostile effects like quest givers and vendors.
But in my headcanon, there are no children being born because no one is getting pregnant. The soulburst screwed up the dreamsleeve and cycle of reincarnation, making it so no new souls can enter the world.
All the children at the time of the soulburst have grown up to adulthood, or died from the knhatan flu prior to the game. Maybe others have succumbed to some form of soul sickness.
But it has left the people of tamriel traumatized and scarred, to the point that they just choose to pretend it didnt happen, that they never had a child and shhh you shouldnt talk about it. It hurts too much. Some have cracked, and still see their adult children as infants and toddlers. Some ignore it and try not to think about it.
But everyone remembers it, everyone remembers what the sound of children laughing and playing sounds like. Everyone remembers why they have that empty crib, why they have that ratty old doll with the silly button eyes.1 -
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✭crashen17b14_ESO wrote: »You could easily make children untargettable for hostile effects like quest givers and vendors.
But in my headcanon, there are no children being born because no one is getting pregnant. The soulburst screwed up the dreamsleeve and cycle of reincarnation, making it so no new souls can enter the world.
All the children at the time of the soulburst have grown up to adulthood, or died from the knhatan flu prior to the game. Maybe others have succumbed to some form of soul sickness.
But it has left the people of tamriel traumatized and scarred, to the point that they just choose to pretend it didnt happen, that they never had a child and shhh you shouldnt talk about it. It hurts too much. Some have cracked, and still see their adult children as infants and toddlers. Some ignore it and try not to think about it.
But everyone remembers it, everyone remembers what the sound of children laughing and playing sounds like. Everyone remembers why they have that empty crib, why they have that ratty old doll with the silly button eyes.
This is a really good theory, about as close as we'll get I think.Xbox one EU
8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
Doesn't stand in red1 -
AtraisMachina✭✭✭AhPook_Is_Here wrote: »Wrecking_Blow_Spam wrote: »No children = no future, are the people immortal or are they born as adults (try explaining that xD)?
We know a future exists and children exists in the future but not in current time of ESO, I wonder what happened.
It's like that movie where adults can no longer have kids, something must change though, or maybe it's something to do with the mad god.
We are actually in The Shivering Isles, Sheo is just being clever and making a big joke Tamriel to make us act self-important in. Lol, you really think Molag Bal is that easy to two-shot? Clearly Sheo doesn't think much of him.
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✭✭✭✭✭i hated seeing children in skyrim and i don't want see them in eso.
sorry but that's just my opinion.1 -
MLGProPlayer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Children in videogames are problematic in some countries, they are also completely useless.
Seemingly mostly because videogames are not film/tv.
They're absolutely not useless. They were some of the most memorable characters in the Witcher 3 (see: kids in the bog; and also listen to the songs random kids sing, they foreshadow something).
They also simply add immersion.Edited by MLGProPlayer on August 23, 2017 2:33AM2 -
Zimbugga✭✭✭It will be interesting if ESO have children. I just wonder why there is cradle in some houses (you can get it to your own house too), if game don't have children. I hope we will get them soon.1 -
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✭dwemer_paleologist wrote: »i hated seeing children in skyrim and i don't want see them in eso.
sorry but that's just my opinion.
Why did you hate seeing them in skyrim?
Hate is a strong word to use for something that seems so trivial.Xbox one EU
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SosRuvaak✭✭✭✭✭dont ever talk to me and my son ever again
For the Pact!
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✭✭✭✭✭Those eggs are horrific.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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✭✭✭For all of you newcomers, there was an ESO Live show from early 2015 in which Gina sort of answered why there are no children in ESO. Her answer was that it will be covered in a future update which still has not been released.2 -
Asardes✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Those eggs are horrific.
I can just imagine the pain involved in laying them, looking at egg size vs. Argonian size.
The spine of cloacahurt is fully erected Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
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41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
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✭✭✭TelvanniWizard wrote: »Stop complaining and go make some children
I'm going to go practice making some0
