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VESTIGE! Nirn needs you....*not this guy again*

Drakkdjinn
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He always finds me, and he's awfully persistent.

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Edited by Drakkdjinn on August 17, 2017 11:33PM
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! Bring me a danish!
  • ZiRM
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    Vestige!Did you fart?It smells like a rotting mudcrab in here!
    Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.
    ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! Can you feed my cats while I'm out of town next week?
  • Drakkdjinn
    Drakkdjinn
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    VESTIGE! How do I reset my iTunes password?
  • Fang_of_Lorkhaj
    Fang_of_Lorkhaj
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    VESTIGE! What's a Twitter?
  • Eddyble
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    All I could think of while reading these...

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    Eddyb1e - Xbox One - NA
    Eddyble - PC - NA
  • Tryxus
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    Vestige, the toilet is backing up. Prevent the Stinkburst and save Tamriel from this evil I've unleashed
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • EttinTheBreton
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    Nice job on the emails! xD I thought this was a new way of beginning the main quests at first...then I read "I have developed a rash [...]" LOL!
    Best,
    Ettin
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Nice job on the emails! xD I thought this was a new way of beginning the main quests at first...then I read "I have developed a rash [...]" LOL!

    Lol thanks, Varen the Prophet is one of my magsorcs and I send these to troll friends in game :)
    Eddyble wrote: »
    All I could think of while reading these...

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  • ESOFoo
    ESOFoo
    Soul Shriven
    You win internet! I haven't laughed this hard in as long as I can remember.
  • Eddyble
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    Drakkdjinn wrote: »
    Nice job on the emails! xD I thought this was a new way of beginning the main quests at first...then I read "I have developed a rash [...]" LOL!

    Lol thanks, Varen the Prophet is one of my magsorcs and I send these to troll friends in game :)
    Eddyble wrote: »
    All I could think of while reading these...

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    The system is down?
    Eddyb1e - Xbox One - NA
    Eddyble - PC - NA
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?
  • crashen17b14_ESO
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    There should be a mailing list. Subscribe and receive periodic messages from the companions.

    Good evening,

    I recently heard of your accomplishments in Morrowind. Saving the continent from daedric influence is a big achievement for one such as you. Not so great as founding a dynasty and fathering an Empress, or devising and performing a ritual channeling the very power of Akatosh in the heart of Coldharbour, but a surprising accomplishment for someone of your birth and education. You have earned a treat. Meet me in the Harborage and I shall grant you the boon of laundering my linens. I hope you appreciate the honor, they are quite a bit more valuable than I am sure anything you own. They are aldmeri silk, which I received in bulk after negotiating an impressive trade deal with the Altmer.

    Your intellectual superior,
    Abnur Tharn

    Ps whats the wifi password?
  • Drakkdjinn
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    There should be a mailing list. Subscribe and receive periodic messages from the companions.

    Good evening,

    I recently heard of your accomplishments in Morrowind. Saving the continent from daedric influence is a big achievement for one such as you. Not so great as founding a dynasty and fathering an Empress, or devising and performing a ritual channeling the very power of Akatosh in the heart of Coldharbour, but a surprising accomplishment for someone of your birth and education. You have earned a treat. Meet me in the Harborage and I shall grant you the boon of laundering my linens. I hope you appreciate the honor, they are quite a bit more valuable than I am sure anything you own. They are aldmeri silk, which I received in bulk after negotiating an impressive trade deal with the Altmer.

    Your intellectual superior,
    Abnur Tharn

    Ps whats the wifi password?

    I volunteer as tribute
  • jcaceresw
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    Hope the moderators do not close this thread. So funny.
  • Drakkdjinn
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    jcaceresw wrote: »
    Hope the moderators do not close this thread. So funny.

    Doesn't matter where we go, doesn't matter how many threads they close: The prophet will not be stopped. He will find you. And he will annoy you.
  • Aeslief
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    jcaceresw wrote: »
    Hope the moderators do not close this thread. So funny.

    Pointless! Ten new threads open for each that is closed! Destroy this thread and scores more will take its place.
  • MattT1988
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    VESTIGE! Who got kicked off Top Model this week? I forgot to tape it.
  • ArchMikem
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    RAMIREZ! Save Ameri...Oh wait, wrong game.

    VESTIGE! Save Tamriel!
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Countcalorie
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    VESTIGE!do you know how long Ive been looking for you?
  • Shardan4968
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    Greetingz Vestige.
    PC/EU
  • Nova Sky
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    A great thread, OP. Quite a rarity on the forums as of late, too. ;)
    "Wheresoever you go, go with all of your heart."
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! How many Avocados do I need to make guacamole?
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    There you are Vestige! You've done enough sidequests. It's time to come to the Harborage and do the next main story quest.

    ....

    Vestige! I've been waiting for days and you still haven't come to so the next main quest. I'm growing tired and impatient. And if I have to listen to Lyris play that damnable flute one more time I may help Molag Bal carry out the Plane Meld.
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
  • Myyth
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    VESTIGE:

    Tamriel needs you again.

    I am out of [Bananas] and in dire need of you to deliver them to the harbourage. But not just any [Bananas] from the grocer. Only [Bananas] from the deepest depths of Cold Harbour will do. There will be many dangers to be faced. Come quickly and I will open a portal for you.
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! Is there server maintenance today?
  • MudcrabSammich
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    VESTIGE! Perhaps you find it amusing that that you substituted spoiled food for the bananas I asked you to bring me. I, on the contrary, find it very unfunny. I have been doubled up all night in pain with very frequent and most inconvenient journeys to the toileting facilities for necessary cleansing and defouling of my robes. At one point, I tripped and slid on said robes and now have what the physicians calla bad sprain of my lower extremity. I will now need to use 2 canes. I will need you to divert your travels to the nearest Mages Guild to purchase the newest medicinals. I hear its something called Imodium and its all the rage, taking Tamriel by storm. Please I beseech you, make haste! I am running out of clean linens.
  • Drakkdjinn
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    Vestige! Is it ok for me to look directly at the eclipse? I'm already blind.
  • Bombashaman
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    I laughed out loud.
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