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Netch Potes?

Rataroto
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a little early tho still
  • Tasear
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    It's natch potes no?
  • MLGProPlayer
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  • Morgul667
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    Where are those netch potes ?
  • JamieAubrey
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  • Rataroto
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    Out yet?
  • SlayerSyrena
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    PC/NA, Level 50 * Current Champion Points: 1600+
    Cyndril - Bosmer Vampire Nightblade - Dual Wield Blades and Bow

    ***Member of the closed early beta group, The Psijic Order***
    Guest on first ESO Live
    My ESO fan art and comics
  • altemriel
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    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror
    Edited by altemriel on August 14, 2017 8:08AM
  • Patouf
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    Lol !

    For french speakers... we will have usually Patch note 3 weeks after release, and everybody knows that we are a crap for speaking english =D

    #Deja Vu
    Ruined Laggy Broken Game
    Sithis & Psijic Order
    Sithis and spacetime. From nothing to everything.
    Dark, Aurbis, Aetherius-Oblivion, Mundus, Nirn, Tamriel. Dark again, something else.
    Dark is categorical, the absolute zero.
    VØID

  • MattT1988
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    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror

    I would need a few minutes alone if these were the actual patch notes......
    Edited by MattT1988 on August 14, 2017 8:18AM
  • ParaNostram
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    I need muh netch poots
    "Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."

    Para Nostram
    Bosmer Sorceress
    Witch of Evermore

    "Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
    Order of the Black Worm
  • Vostorn
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    Patouf wrote: »
    Lol !

    For french speakers... we will have usually Patch note 3 weeks after release, and everybody knows that we are a crap for speaking english =D

    #Deja Vu
    I'm a native French speaker. I started learning English when I was 15. 5 years laters, I was able to play games in full English.

    The thing is not that French speakers are crap to speak English but that most of them don't feel the need to speak English.
  • Patouf
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    Vostorn wrote: »
    Patouf wrote: »
    Lol !

    For french speakers... we will have usually Patch note 3 weeks after release, and everybody knows that we are a crap for speaking english =D

    #Deja Vu
    I'm a native French speaker. I started learning English when I was 15. 5 years laters, I was able to play games in full English.

    The thing is not that French speakers are crap to speak English but that most of them don't feel the need to speak English.

    Also true, however it would not change the fact that we are very bad for languages except for mediterranean.
    Ruined Laggy Broken Game
    Sithis & Psijic Order
    Sithis and spacetime. From nothing to everything.
    Dark, Aurbis, Aetherius-Oblivion, Mundus, Nirn, Tamriel. Dark again, something else.
    Dark is categorical, the absolute zero.
    VØID

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    PC/NA, Level 50 * Current Champion Points: 1600+
    Cyndril - Bosmer Vampire Nightblade - Dual Wield Blades and Bow

    ***Member of the closed early beta group, The Psijic Order***
    Guest on first ESO Live
    My ESO fan art and comics
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