The Gold Road Chapter – which includes the Scribing system – and Update 42 is now available to test on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/656454/
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Natch potes!!!!

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The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

@ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror
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    I agree. But find it unlikely
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    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror

    You, for chairman/boss of everyZoSthing. Post nearly maded me cry with happy.
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  • altemriel
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    Banana wrote: »
    I agree. But find it unlikely

    yes, it was more of a "never-gonna-happen-sad-irony" post ;D
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    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror

    I found the real natch potes

    1. we broke 20 new things, should have them fixed by next patch though. (sike)
    2. we added some new crap to the crown store for 5000 crowns
    3. we added some other new crap to the crown store for 10000 crowns
    4. profit?
    5. after 4 years we finally found the problem that was causing long load screens (we're not gonna fix it, just letting you know we found it)
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    Baranthus wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror

    You, for chairman/boss of everyZoSthing. Post nearly maded me cry with happy.



    yes and I forgot
    11. jewelry crafting (for all existing sets and for all new sets), traitchange and motif change is introduced this patch
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    altemriel wrote: »
    Baranthus wrote: »
    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror

    You, for chairman/boss of everyZoSthing. Post nearly maded me cry with happy.



    yes and I forgot
    11. jewelry crafting (for all existing sets and for all new sets), traitchange and motif change is introduced this patch

    *breaks down in floods of happy tears* - take my money.
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    1. I've never really understood spell crafting and the need for it.
    2. So many other companies are doing permabans, why is Zos not doing it?
    3. I wish.
    4. So much this!
    5. I read somewhere that they're working on a token system instead of the RNG *** they've got on the Undaunted chests. It was supposed to be released with Vvardenfell.
    6. No. Limited time offer mounts shouldn't return more than once a year. Instead, they should have a wider variety and enough of this "Now you can get a camel, wolf, horse, deer, bear and a monkey-on-a-swing etc, but made out of Antarctican lava rocks"
    7. Yep.
    8. I agree it would actually incentivize us to get houses. I refuse to buy a house, 'cause what's the point beyond the superficial aesthetics? A training dummy like every other MMO has in every city? *** off.
    9. What 8 said.
    10. This! The current character customization is a disgrace. Everywhere else you meet NPC's with skin tones, hairstyles, clothing etc, not on the character customization spectrum. The vampire tattoos fail hasn't been mentioned in years. I can go on about this all day.
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  • ZOS_RichLambert
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    Gina is a God.
    Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.
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    Patch Notes*
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

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    no pressure here, just here for the memes :smiley:

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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    Gina is a God.

    Yes she is, an evil one too, so watch yourself, praise her the right way, or you'll suffer!
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    No. :<
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    BlackbirdV wrote: »
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    Gina is a God.

    Yes she is, an evil one too, so watch yourself, praise her the right way, or you'll suffer!

    Oh good because I'm literally the Son of Satan so we can get along swimmingly.
    Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    Is this the patch you revert the "bot fix from Update 2? Cyrodiil has yet to recover. See the thread below for a reminder.

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/4420228#Comment_4420228
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    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

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    Edited by Ulfgarde on August 14, 2017 12:05PM
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

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  • Jamascus
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    just thinking... shouldn't they be ready before you patch the game?? :D
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    Subversus wrote: »
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    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Wondered how long it would take the peanut gallery to chime in.
    Give it a rest already.
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    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed, spellcrafting will be introduced next patch
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban
    3. housing - all caps have been lifted, are now unlimited - it is 2017, not 1999 you know, we got megaservers, not floppy disks for our servers
    4. no more nerfs, we decided to buff all of the unused item sets
    5. RNGeezus: undaunted chests no more drop training and prosperous for veteran players - we are sorry for this mistake
    6. all of the limited time offer mounts return to crown store - demon wolf mount will be for 200 crowns - special offer
    7. we have increased the amount of alchemy reagents by 100 %, new plants and new stuff!!
    8. storage was introduced for housing - storage crates can be bougth for in-game gold - there are 1000 pieces crates, 2000 pieces crated and 5000 pieces crates - player can stack unlimited amount of these crates into their houses
    9. more interactable furniture was added, all the existing pieces receive their interaction-animation in this patch
    10. more character customization options in the character creation screen - at least give us hair color dyeing!!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert @ZOS_MattFiror
    Altemriel for emperor.


    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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  • ZOS_RichLambert
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    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

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    This patch is adding the custom mannequins right? place it in your home and then you can add whatever clothing, jewlery, and weapons to it, then whenever you want to wear a certain set, you just use the mannequin and it equips it instantly. There adding this right? Like in that quest in the Thieves guild quest-line that does this exact thing...........................

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    Glamdring wrote: »
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    This, just this.
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    Eweroun wrote: »


    Seriously though, Gina is working on them.... give her some time.

    just thinking... shouldn't they be ready before you patch the game?? :D

    They have a process that allows the contents of the patch to change while the patch is being deployed. This means that they apparently wait until QA is done before they release the patch notes (sorry... natch potes), just in case there were changes.
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  • Mureel
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

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