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Natch potes!!!!

  • Ulfgarde
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    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    Took you long enough. You can't satisfy me though. I WANTED to be hit by 3k oblivion damage every second.

    Don't you see how much harm you've caused to this game's integrity by fixing issues?!?!
    Edited by Ulfgarde on August 14, 2017 12:23PM
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  • StackonClown
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    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    hmmm..prepares popcorn
  • TeIvanni
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    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    Would if i could... would if i could :wink:
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  • Sweetpea704
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

    The fact that you are triggered, makes your opinion not matter. Have some cheese.
  • Ulfgarde
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

    The fact that you are triggered, makes your opinion not matter. Have some cheese.

    How insensitive of you. I'm lactose intolerant and also paleo!

    I demand that the devs implement an alternative to satisfy my needs. Don't you see how important this is?
    Very athletic eso player
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  • SantieClaws
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    Patch notes, Natch potes ... tomatoes, potatoes.

    So very last week yes.

    What we really want are the Pants notes yes. Even the Nords they seek these.

    Yours with paws
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  • danno8
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

    It's stupid, it's simple and somehow it caught on.

    Like fidget spinners. How the hell is that even a thing!? And more importantly, why the hell didn't I just invent them?!
  • Subversus
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    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    OMG never in the history of Subversus and online forums has a sentence ever made me as excited as this one. This and the fact that I just got a doom wolf mount from a kind gentleman on reddit, can't wait to log in god damn.
    Edited by Subversus on August 14, 2017 12:32PM
  • Mureel
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    Question as I've been away for a year and came back last week.
    Do I just leave the launcher open to patch? Or do I maniacally restart it every 30 seconds to check for patching or is there a 3rd thing?
  • TeIvanni
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

    The fact that you are triggered, makes your opinion not matter. Have some cheese.

    How insensitive of you. I'm lactose intolerant and also paleo!

    I demand that the devs implement an alternative to satisfy my needs. Don't you see how important this is?
    Demands and Threats: We encourage you to share feedback, suggestion, and requests with us, but we expect all of our community members to refrain from resorting to demands
    -Telvanni
    The Greatest of the Great Houses

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  • ManwithBeard9
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Question as I've been away for a year and came back last week.
    Do I just leave the launcher open to patch? Or do I maniacally restart it every 30 seconds to check for patching or is there a 3rd thing?

    I just leave mine open before I leave for work. It usually patches on its own well enough.
  • TorricCaelum
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    Maybe if we chant stope they will netch the natch potes into patch notes?
  • Ulfgarde
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    TeIvanni wrote: »
    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

    The fact that you are triggered, makes your opinion not matter. Have some cheese.

    How insensitive of you. I'm lactose intolerant and also paleo!

    I demand that the devs implement an alternative to satisfy my needs. Don't you see how important this is?
    Demands and Threats: We encourage you to share feedback, suggestion, and requests with us, but we expect all of our community members to refrain from resorting to demands

    Damn, I've been had.

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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    So very last week yes.

    LoL... I'll keep/steal this expression, this is... so very Santie ! o:)

  • Mureel
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Question as I've been away for a year and came back last week.
    Do I just leave the launcher open to patch? Or do I maniacally restart it every 30 seconds to check for patching or is there a 3rd thing?

    I just leave mine open before I leave for work. It usually patches on its own well enough.

    Thank you!
  • Mureel
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    danno8 wrote: »
    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters

    It's stupid, it's simple and somehow it caught on.

    Like fidget spinners. How the hell is that even a thing!? And more importantly, why the hell didn't I just invent them?!

    It's weird how our kids' fidget spinners keep getting lost! *teehee*
  • Bam_Bam
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.

    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    Can we just not say this? Can't we say patch notes like everyone else?

    Thanks,

    -Me, whose opinion matters


    NATCH POTES

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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Question as I've been away for a year and came back last week.
    Do I just leave the launcher open to patch? Or do I maniacally restart it every 30 seconds to check for patching or is there a 3rd thing?

    The launcher is sucky enough most times, let's acknowledge the very one important thing it does very well : patching by itself.
    Just leave it open and stuff will download and install.

  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Ulfgarde wrote: »
    This natch potes stuff really triggers me.
    It's not even funny. Really, it's not. "Hehe, I switched the first 2 letters around!" You're not clever.

    You, Sir, have no sense of tradition. You know nothing, Jon Snow.
    You need seagulls.




  • Titansteele
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    Awwww I was hoping they would be ready as I am at work which means I would rather be reading ESO patch notes for 30 minutes than doing anything that I am getting paid to do!
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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    Does this imply that Live Potes will be different from the aggregate of PTS Potes ?

  • Glamdring
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    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    Does this imply that Live Potes will be different from the aggregate of PTS Potes ?

    yes
  • Asardes
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  • TeIvanni
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    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    Does this imply that Live Potes will be different from the aggregate of PTS Potes ?

    Yeah i think they were going to give me an entire Telvanni Motif Book for free. ;)
    Edited by TeIvanni on August 14, 2017 12:43PM
    -Telvanni
    The Greatest of the Great Houses

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  • Jamascus
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    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    Does this imply that Live Potes will be different from the aggregate of PTS Potes ?

    Possibly, but I think it's more likely the patch will break something before it goes live and they'll have to keep the server down and rewrite the notes.
  • phidonk526
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    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    you have my attention!!!! :)
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  • robo26
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    altemriel wrote: »
    The Netch is writting the Netch Potes:


    1. all lag in cyro is fixed
    2. all cheaters and exploiters received a month ban, next time - permaban

    Excellent post - wish you were a DEV :disappointed:

    Those first two points would be the best start for me, hell, the first one would be enough!

  • TorricCaelum
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    phidonk526 wrote: »
    Subversus wrote: »
    Already embracing our new Torug's Pact oblivion overlords I see

    Should probably wait for the patch notes before making that call... just saying.

    you have my attention!!!! :)

    aazXYj

    Edited by TorricCaelum on August 14, 2017 1:04PM
  • Glamdring
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    Going to bed. Please wake me when potes are up.
  • cpuScientist
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    I love the memes!
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