This game would lead to me Bon Scotting.

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Tasear wrote: »

Load screens are op

It was at the start of the PvP event, so more like que lines are OP.

Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »

vamp_emily wrote: »

[ belch ]
Hello anyone there? How do I get out of PvP?

You don't




Actually, on the topic of Alcohol, a few weekends ago a PvPer I sometimes group with asked to join my group. After 15 minutes of just talking, though him being mostly drunk there wasn't much context, he suddenly got quiet. Not long after that I hear snoring.

Yes, he fell asleep in his chair, with his PS4 and ESO turned on, with his headset on!

I'm not sure how impressed I was, over the fact that; A. He was drunk(again) or B. He fell asleep attempting to come into PvP

Uh oh... was that me?

No, no, it couldn't have been. I don't PVP.

Unless I'm really drunk.

Crap.

It could have been me. If so, I'm sorry.

Flaminir wrote: »

I was reading a post by somebody else earlier mentioning drinking games which gave me an idea.... A FORUM DRINKING GAME!!!!!

We start on a Saturday lunchtime, pick a specific forum (General is probably easiest), and then you have to do certain forfeits either in game or real life:

• A 'nerf X class' post is posted = Down a shot
• An 'X class is OP' reply is added to an existing post = All players logged in on that class have to run to the nearest world boss and commit suicide to show how un-OP they are!
• Any post asking for a refund = take a shot
• Any post mentioning saying something is p2W take a glug of your beer (Or whatever long drink takes your fancy!)
• A poll of any kind is posted = down a shot
• A reply with the words 'L2P' = Take a drink
• A post describing anything as 'cancer' = Raise your glass and a toast to the men and women that actually died of this rather than describing a few pixels on a screen as this disease.
• Everytime @Wrobel is mentioned perform a full dps rotation on the nearest test dummy.
• Every time @ZOS_RichLambert is tagged, everybody has to change their charachters to wearing shorts!
• And last but not least... everytime @ZOS_GinaBruno or @ZOS_JessicaFolsom or @ZOS_KaiSchober are tagged in a post we must all perform the 'Honour' emote (I think thats the one) to bow to their unending patience for dealing with us lot on here!

What other ideas could we include???



**This post written as a light hearted commentary post on the forum contents, but if enough people wanted to... maybe we could! **

I think that if someone were to try that for about an hour or two they might end up with Alcohol poisoning.

I must protest at the deplorable behaviour exhibited within this thread. Alcoholism is a serious medical condition and should not be made light of. Furthermore, though ESO has an age limit, I am sure that many people under the legal age of being allowed to consume alcoholic beverages in their local geographical region will, undoubtedly, be reading this thread. Inciting youngsters into illegal inebriation is despicable and should not be condoned by anyone. This whole thread is sickening.

Besides; I’m on medication that mixed with alcohol would probably kill me! It is so unfair that you lot are tempting me to swallow that wonderful amber nectar. Ah! Mead! And I’m not even on honeymoon. How I long for whisky by the jar, beer by the quart, flutes of whine and shorts (shots – if you must) by the double.

I insist you all desist from torturing me further in this thread. That’s the spirit! Thank you.






(Remember your sarcasm filter! The thread is, as this post, tongue in cheek)

Tasear wrote: »

Tsk tsk...who said it had to be alcohol? I been having milk and cookies this entire time

Different flavours of flavoured water here! I like milk but my digestive system does not! Cookies! I could down a few biscuits. Mmm. ... biscuits.

to all you happy folks getting your drink on (very very casual alchy here - just not much my thing) - i'd just like to say:


and, it ain't no game - it's life

Edit: i'll see your shriveled liver and raise you a charred set of lungs...

Edit to the Edit: hmmmm, come to think of it - we're probably all ahead health wise to them poor folks chugging red bulls and chasing it with pizza rolls...

Taleof2Cities wrote: »

Every time someone asks for a Skyreach carry in Craglorn zone chat ... take a shot.

I read this, look up at my screen and see someone ask for a skyreach carry. We'd be dead in 10 minutes! I can drink with the stoutest Nords but wouldn't survive this game

Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »

vamp_emily wrote: »

[ belch ]
Hello anyone there? How do I get out of PvP?

You don't




Actually, on the topic of Alcohol, a few weekends ago a PvPer I sometimes group with asked to join my group. After 15 minutes of just talking, though him being mostly drunk there wasn't much context, he suddenly got quiet. Not long after that I hear snoring.

Yes, he fell asleep in his chair, with his PS4 and ESO turned on, with his headset on!

I'm not sure how impressed I was, over the fact that; A. He was drunk(again) or B. He fell asleep attempting to come into PvP

That is amazing, is he a nord?

Had an wow raid fall apart of drunkenness, this was just after the October festival in WOW who rewarded an drill who teleport player to an low level dungeon, so many spawned them and said activate for buff. People did and got ported, this went on. Afterward things got more stupid, we all agree it was an successful event as it had been fun.

Let's not forget natch potes requests

*emote* honor solute to you for making this post.

....do you want to die? With those rules xD