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You might be a skyreach baby if....

  • kargen27
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    If you stand behind the healer lobbing arrows at the boss...
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Insandros
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    If you thought, “Zerging” was a Youtube tutorial on how to effectively roll-dodge animation cancel…you might be a skyreach baby

    If you have ever asked zone chat to create you level 38 training armor, you might be a skyreach baby

    If you have more Psijic ambrosias than skyshards, you might be a skyreach baby

    If you have more Psijic ambrosias than soul gems, you might be a skyreach baby

    If your dungeon team has ever asked you if you needed food because your health was sitting at 11k, and your reply was “Naw, I already ate”, you might be a skyreach baby.



    In case you didn't thought of it... bad players etc is not necessarely because of being a skyreach baby, but remember, there is lots of older people playing this game since lots of them played Skyrim, casual players... not all of them are gamers like you are, so some of them are old uncles etc... it does makes a diff, i know a lot of them... i'm mostly one of them, being 41, but, i'Ve been gaming for decades ever since Atari 2600 came out. :) So be nice, some might be wise elders... who knows, maybe some Elders reading Scrolls Online :P
  • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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    You might be a Skyreach Baby if . . .

    You were carried through Skyreach
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Bonzodog01 wrote: »
    Danika wrote: »
    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    For me, WTF is Skyreach?

    my apologies, newb with a level 24 Warden & level 5 NB... :p

    If you don't know what it is, then we ain't telling.

    Its an area in the game, pretty much a dungeon with fast respawning bosses and mobs that you can grind on, and they give a lot of XP.

    It's NOT a way of learning the game, and thats why the more experienced players despise the noobs that do this.

    I don't get this. You don't necessarily need to know game mechanics to play well, and most players can learn the important visible mechanics in short order. The less visible mechanics can be avoided by copying a build and rotation. Granted, skyreach is an extreme, but conventional leveling is 1000x the time an average person needs to learn to play your character effectively. I would go so far as to say that because certain skills and passives don't unlock until higher levels that most of the lower levels are actually where you learn bad habits.

    I myself like to theory craft and spend millions of gold testing out my builds. For every 10 builds I may find one viable build, and for every 100 builds, maybe one competitive build. I totally understand the people that prefer to just wait until people like me are done...
  • ArchMikem
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    And here I am, having leveled every single Alt the old fashioned way. Questing.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • hamgatan
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    I had a lvl 341 that didn't have soul gems to revive because.... Fresh outta skyreach.

    straight outta' Skyreach..
    a crazy mother f***er named Pugling
    rolled a nord coz im fresh outta Skyrim..


    PC / NA - 2100 CP

    PvE Tanks
    L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"
    L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"

    PvE Healers
    L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"

    PvE DPS
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
    L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
    L50 Breton MagCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
    L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"

    PvP
    L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - a.k.a The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
    L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) - BG's Troll Tank "Skeletons In The Closet"
    L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows" - The Battery Healer
    L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"
    L50 Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
    L20 Redguard MagBlade Bomber (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
    L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"

    Xbox One / NA - 360 CP
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
    L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
    L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
    L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"

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  • victoriana-blue
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    You might be a Skyreach baby/dolmen expert if your solution to any problem is more DPS (and not, y'know, inviting a tank or learning a strategy).
    What's wrong with level 38 training armor?

    Asking for lvl 38 is weird because the mat tier changes at lvl 36, so the person a) doesn't know when the mat tiers change, and/or b) isn't following the usual "upgrade every ten levels" advice. Nothing wrong, per se, but weird.
    CP 750+
    Never enough inventory space, even with storage coffers and a mule account
  • starkerealm
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    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    I'm just waiting for an Argonian to erect the spine of ritual disembowelment by a flaming catfish, before I ask, "how many of those ****ing spines do they have?"
  • Ermiq
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    Tasear wrote: »
    If all you do is heavy attack

    Do you really think they know about heavy attack?
    The truth is, usualy they throw their skills and then just spamming light attack because their magicka pool is empty. :smile:
    One of the two of us definitely has gone mad. It only remains to define whether this one is the whole world or just me.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    Sick&tired of being kicked off from your house when you complete a dungeon? ComingBackHome addon is what you need!
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  • starkerealm
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    You might be a Skyreach baby/dolmen expert if your solution to any problem is more DPS (and not, y'know, inviting a tank or learning a strategy).
    What's wrong with level 38 training armor?

    Asking for lvl 38 is weird because the mat tier changes at lvl 36, so the person a) doesn't know when the mat tiers change, and/or b) isn't following the usual "upgrade every ten levels" advice. Nothing wrong, per se, but weird.

    It's kind of indicative of a player who's unfamiliar with the game's systems, who is at a level where that really shouldn't be the case.

    Also, because asking someone else for training armor at that level indicates you can't craft it for yourself, at a level where it should be fairly easy to do... so something's wrong. Now, if they want a set in training, that's different.
  • Qbiken
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    R4TTIUS wrote: »
    Qbiken wrote: »
    Tip for levelling to lvl 50 if you don´t have a Skyreach-partner:

    1. Go to "Below 50" Cyrodil Campaign
    2. Make your way to imperial sewers (if you don´t have the DLC, buy it, it´s a very good and fun DLC)
    3. Go to the 2nd area in the Daggerfall Covenant zone of the sewers (the zone before the Centre)
    4. Find the "zombie"-farming route.
    5. Make your way around that area until you hit lvl 50

    Pros of farming the Sewers:
    - You gain tel-var stones
    - You get keyfragments
    - You get exp
    - You level fightersguild skilline
    - You can gain AP if you manage to kill someone.

    Cons of farming sewers:
    - You may lose a lot of tel-varstones if you die

    Shhhhhhhhhhh ffs

    I want to make the sewers great again. Need to spread the word ;)
  • LadyNalcarya
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    Sounds more like "dolmen baby". To level a char in Skyreach, one would need either high level friends or a decent amount of gold (which is not an option for a new player, and if said new player has high level friends, chances are he will be taught the basics).
    Also, theres nothing wrong with leveling alts in Skyreach. :) I have 2 "Skyreach babies" and I can assure you they're decent at their roles.
    Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason

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