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You might be a skyreach baby if....

AbysmalGhul
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If you thought, “Zerging” was a Youtube tutorial on how to effectively roll-dodge animation cancel…you might be a skyreach baby

If you have ever asked zone chat to create you level 38 training armor, you might be a skyreach baby

If you have more Psijic ambrosias than skyshards, you might be a skyreach baby

If you have more Psijic ambrosias than soul gems, you might be a skyreach baby

If your dungeon team has ever asked you if you needed food because your health was sitting at 11k, and your reply was “Naw, I already ate”, you might be a skyreach baby.



  • Turelus
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    Someone had a bad PUG experience and is salty today. :trollface:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • agingerinohio
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    You be a skyreach baby if....

    -You don't use dots and aoe's along with the rest of your DD rotation

    -You think 10k health as a DD in a dungeon is acceptable and get killed by a trash mob with 1 to 2 hits then blame the healer

    -You do everything you can to avoid the healers buffs/heals instead of enemy attacks

    -You're higher CP than me and do all of the above.
  • Tasear
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    This is funny :D

    Hmm... let's think of some

    If all you do is heavy attack

    If you think Psijic tastes like moon sugar.
    Edited by Tasear on August 2, 2017 1:32PM
  • Khenarthi
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    Bearing in mind I've been playing since PC early start, been a master crafter with all traits as soon as it became possible, and somehow managed to get to 900+ CP without grinding...

    ...why is it wrong for someone to ask Zone for level 38 training gear? Most people on their 4th/5th character can't be bothered questing until level 50 again and again.
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  • Qbiken
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    Tip for levelling to lvl 50 if you don´t have a Skyreach-partner:

    1. Go to "Below 50" Cyrodil Campaign
    2. Make your way to imperial sewers (if you don´t have the DLC, buy it, it´s a very good and fun DLC)
    3. Go to the 2nd area in the Daggerfall Covenant zone of the sewers (the zone before the Centre)
    4. Find the "zombie"-farming route.
    5. Make your way around that area until you hit lvl 50

    Pros of farming the Sewers:
    - You gain tel-var stones
    - You get keyfragments
    - You get exp
    - You level fightersguild skilline
    - You can gain AP if you manage to kill someone.

    Cons of farming sewers:
    - You may lose a lot of tel-varstones if you die
  • Tasear
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    Khenarthi wrote: »
    Bearing in mind I've been playing since PC early start, been a master crafter with all traits as soon as it became possible, and somehow managed to get to 900+ CP without grinding...

    ...why is it wrong for someone to ask Zone for level 38 training gear? Most people on their 4th/5th character can't be bothered questing until level 50 again and again.

    Indeed would be nice if they just ask at every level. It upsets me when people come into dungeons without proper gear.
  • Strider_Roshin
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    If you didn't realize you could play in third person, you might be a Skyreach baby.
  • Mikeb14_ESO4
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    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?
    Stay Moist!
  • Enslaved
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    If you thought, “Zerging” was a Youtube tutorial on how to effectively roll-dodge animation cancel…you might be a skyreach baby

    If you have ever asked zone chat to create you level 38 training armor, you might be a skyreach baby

    If you have more Psijic ambrosias than skyshards, you might be a skyreach baby

    If you have more Psijic ambrosias than soul gems, you might be a skyreach baby

    If your dungeon team has ever asked you if you needed food because your health was sitting at 11k, and your reply was “Naw, I already ate”, you might be a skyreach baby.



    If you have more abrosias than skyshards, you are a F disgrace.
    If you cannot craft your own lvl 38 gear, you are a joke.
    If you have less than 1k soul gems, you are playing ESO for like 45 minutes or so.
    If you would answered me that you have ate and your health is on 11k, you would be kicked out of group.
    If you think Im jerk, wait to meet my guildmates.
  • rotaugen454
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    I think that I ran into a few last night. I qued for random normal dungeon for the quick XP, and we basically had 4 DDs, two who lied and said they were a tank and healer. I tracked damage in Combat Metrics, and I did between 75-82% of the GROUP damage on each fight. They basically light attacked and kept running from enemies. I think that I was the only one constantly applying DOTs and skills, although one would occasionally spam jabs then run out of resources quickly.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • AbysmalGhul
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    A skyreach baby is a player who comes in to the game, goes to skyreach right away and gets up to veteran rank, then jumps into a vet dungeon like Mazzatun or Cradle without ever learning the mechanics.

    I had a lvl 341 that didn't have soul gems to revive because.... Fresh outta skyreach.

    Lvl 500 that didn't taunt as a tank because and I quote: I was a master tank on wow. I refuse to waste my resources on taunting.

    A lvl 480 dps told my wife (who was a tank at the time) she sucked as a tank because when he tanks red aoe attacks never appear on anyone else but himself.
  • MissBizz
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    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    Someone who grinds skyreach (usually needing help of a high level character, whether by asking or paying someone else in gold to do it) to level up to 50 or beyond.

    So straight up skyreach grinding instead of questing/dungeons etc.
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  • Marabornwingrion
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    If your dungeon team has ever asked you if you needed food because your health was sitting at 11k, and your reply was “Naw, I already ate”, you might be a skyreach baby.

    This is so true!
    Some time ago I was puging nICP, one of DDs didn't have food buff active so I told him "eat something" and his response was literally "no thanks I'm not hungry" LOL
  • AbysmalGhul
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    If your dungeon team has ever asked you if you needed food because your health was sitting at 11k, and your reply was “Naw, I already ate”, you might be a skyreach baby.

    This is so true!
    Some time ago I was puging nICP, one of DDs didn't have food buff active so I told him "eat something" and his response was literally "no thanks I'm not hungry" LOL

    We may have been in the same group. :-)
  • zaria
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    Khenarthi wrote: »
    Bearing in mind I've been playing since PC early start, been a master crafter with all traits as soon as it became possible, and somehow managed to get to 900+ CP without grinding...

    ...why is it wrong for someone to ask Zone for level 38 training gear? Most people on their 4th/5th character can't be bothered questing until level 50 again and again.
    And having set armor with training makes thing go faster even then questing. I always make training gear for alts.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Peekachu99
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    Nothing wrong with Skyreach when it's like your 5th (or more) toon. I "Skyreached" my Warden and feel no shame about it. It's easier to do questing/ Skyshard/ everything at CP 160+
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    Someone who grinds skyreach (usually needing help of a high level character, whether by asking or paying someone else in gold to do it) to level up to 50 or beyond.

    So straight up skyreach grinding instead of questing/dungeons etc.

    considering that this is what the so called "pro leet YouTubers" do then why should it be a problem for anyone else to do it?
  • Flameheart
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    So "Skyreach Baby" seems to have replaced the good old "Anchor Specialist" ?
    Sometimes the prey turns and nips us... it's a small thing.

    So let the snow flakes and unicorns dance alone until they melt or vanish from existence, we will finish up with those smart enough to stay in the glowing circle of love.

    Selissi - CP 1k+ Redguard Stamina Nightblade (Ebonheart Pact)
    Silmerel - CP 1k+ Breton Magicka Templar (Ebonheart Pact)
    Sunja - CP 1k+ Dunmer Magicka Nightblade (Ebonheart Pact)
    Suldreni - CP 1k+ Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight (Ebonheart Pact)
    Sulhelka - CP 1k+ Altmer Magicka Sorcerer (Ebonheart Pact)
    Sylundine - CP 1k+ Breton Magicka Warden (Ebonheart Pact)







  • Danika
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    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    For me, WTF is Skyreach?

    my apologies, newb with a level 24 Warden & level 5 NB... :p
  • Khenarthi
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    zaria wrote: »
    Khenarthi wrote: »
    Bearing in mind I've been playing since PC early start, been a master crafter with all traits as soon as it became possible, and somehow managed to get to 900+ CP without grinding...

    ...why is it wrong for someone to ask Zone for level 38 training gear? Most people on their 4th/5th character can't be bothered questing until level 50 again and again.
    And having set armor with training makes thing go faster even then questing. I always make training gear for alts.

    I know, I do the same for my alts (every 10 levels or so, upgraded to blue). I just don't see how this is the sign of a skyreach grinder. Plenty of new players - questers, pvprs, dungeoners - do not have the skill points or trait research to craft their own stuff, and if they do not have a guild either, they ask in zone. Seems pretty normal to me.
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  • Myyth
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    ....if your level 50 with a mount that has a speed training of 1



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    A lvl 480 dps told my wife (who was a tank at the time) she sucked as a tank because when he tanks red aoe attacks never appear on anyone else but himself.

    Yeah, I have to yell at tanks about this all the time too.
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    If your guild does a gift exchange and you ask if they'd prefer to receive 8 ectoplasm or 13 fleshfly larva.
    signing off
  • zaria
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    Someone who grinds skyreach (usually needing help of a high level character, whether by asking or paying someone else in gold to do it) to level up to 50 or beyond.

    So straight up skyreach grinding instead of questing/dungeons etc.

    considering that this is what the so called "pro leet YouTubers" do then why should it be a problem for anyone else to do it?
    As another say, its no issue doing it on character 3 and later. Youtubers tend to have done all the content.
    I did main quest and delves, public dungeons and dolmens in zones on my warden rounded 50 in Cyrodil
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Darlgon
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    You might be a Skyreach baby:

    If you have no clue you can have another 5 skills, plus an ulti, and a second weapon bar by dragging a second weapon into that slot.

    Actually, have had that conversation more than once...
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • R4TTIUS
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    Qbiken wrote: »
    Tip for levelling to lvl 50 if you don´t have a Skyreach-partner:

    1. Go to "Below 50" Cyrodil Campaign
    2. Make your way to imperial sewers (if you don´t have the DLC, buy it, it´s a very good and fun DLC)
    3. Go to the 2nd area in the Daggerfall Covenant zone of the sewers (the zone before the Centre)
    4. Find the "zombie"-farming route.
    5. Make your way around that area until you hit lvl 50

    Pros of farming the Sewers:
    - You gain tel-var stones
    - You get keyfragments
    - You get exp
    - You level fightersguild skilline
    - You can gain AP if you manage to kill someone.

    Cons of farming sewers:
    - You may lose a lot of tel-varstones if you die

    Shhhhhhhhhhh ffs
  • zcripturez
    You be a skyreach baby if....

    -You don't use dots and aoe's along with the rest of your DD rotation

    -You think 10k health as a DD in a dungeon is acceptable and get killed by a trash mob with 1 to 2 hits then blame the healer

    -You do everything you can to avoid the healers buffs/heals instead of enemy attacks

    -You're higher CP than me and do all of the above.

    lol you sound like me when I used to exclusively heal for groups.

    I prefer to tank now its much easier. Oh and the instant queue time for any dungeon you want to do = priceless :)
  • Bonzodog01
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    Danika wrote: »
    I erect the spine of wtf is a skyreach baby?

    For me, WTF is Skyreach?

    my apologies, newb with a level 24 Warden & level 5 NB... :p

    If you don't know what it is, then we ain't telling.

    Its an area in the game, pretty much a dungeon with fast respawning bosses and mobs that you can grind on, and they give a lot of XP.

    It's NOT a way of learning the game, and thats why the more experienced players despise the noobs that do this.
    Xbox One - EU - EP/DC
    Trying and failing to hold the walls of his Templar house up since 2015
  • IcyDeadPeople
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    What's wrong with level 38 training armor?
  • Mazbt
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    I agree with everything said EXCEPT level 38 training gear. Nothing wrong with that for noob or vet players levelling up a new baby.
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    Maz the Druid - PVP group stam warden
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