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You face Razum-dar in single combat!
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SilverPaws✭✭✭✭✭Somehow get you in bed with him, talking about his exploits as you stare in awe.We just talked nothing else happened.2 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭Somehow get you in bed with him, talking about his exploits as you stare in awe.Don't know how it would happen, but it probably would
Edited by theher0not on August 1, 2017 3:05PM0 -
luen79rwb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Oh I'd love to kill this annoying cat and please make it canon!PC/DC/NAserver
V16 sorc - V16 temp - V16 dk - V1 nb - V1 temp - V1 dk2 -
Egonieser✭✭✭✭✭
✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.Just another NPC that can't handle or do anything. Seasoned warrior that deals 100 damage to other trash.Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
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LadyDestiny✭✭✭✭✭Talks you out of fighting him as you gaze into his gleaming, starlit eyes.I would love to have him as a prop in my house. Wish they would put these in the game with some of the more renowned characters.0 -
Artis✭✭✭✭✭
✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.One of the most annoying and over rated NPCs in game. No idea why he's so popular. Could it be because so many players started as AD and didn't meet Jakarn and Darien? Because if it's about smooth talking, those too are much better than the cat. And his looks are not particularly well thought of. I mean, Silver Claw from thieves guild is a much better khajit in everything.2 -
Osteos✭✭✭✭✭
✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.That cat is all talk.DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault0 -
CheepsNSalsa✭✭✭✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.He'd be a slave on my plantation in vvardenfell before you could say "beast races aren't people".0 -
Minyassa✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Somehow get you in bed with him, talking about his exploits as you stare in awe.
"Boy, you are good. You are really good."
Edited by Minyassa on August 1, 2017 4:59PM2 -
Ilsabet✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Narrowly escapes at the last moment before you could land the final blow.Options 1 and 4 are out because neither of us would be so savage. There's no reason for us to fight to the death, so even if we were taking it seriously it would essentially be a sparring match.
Options 3 and 5 are out because, while I do enjoy his company, I don't find him quite so dreamy as all that.
Which leaves option 2, in which his suaveness and ability to get out of any tight spot make more of a difference than our actual fighting skills. Of course this response is assuming we're generally evenly-matched during the actual fight, and honestly it probably wouldn't even get as far as a final blow before he either bamfs out or the whole thing devolves into witty banter and messing with each other.Ilsabet Menard - DC Breton Nightblade archer - Savior of Pretty Much Everything, Grand Overlord & Empress Nubcakes
My characters and their overly elaborate backstories
Ilsabet's Headcanon
The Adventures of Torbyrn Windchaser - Breaking the Ice & Ashes to Ashes
Bastian's Tattoos: An Inaccurate Headcanon
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phaneub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭randomkeyhits wrote: »Needs a ball of yarn option.
I don't do stereotypes. They are not cat people, they are people who happen to resemble cats!4 -
Darlgon✭✭✭✭✭
✭I pull out a bowl of warm milk, with a moon sugar shaker. He cant resist such temptation.Power level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
Where is new content? Sigh.1 -
Animal_Mother✭✭✭✭Talks you out of fighting him as you gaze into his gleaming, starlit eyes.LadyDestiny wrote: »I would love to have him as a prop in my house. Wish they would put these in the game with some of the more renowned characters.
I want a Stibbons to do my bidding... and a Lady Laurent, also for my bidding.Edited by Animal_Mother on August 2, 2017 2:11AM0 -
Froil✭✭✭✭✭
✭Somehow get you in bed with him, talking about his exploits as you stare in awe.Khajiit have barbed wee-wees.
Oh boy I wonder how that feels...Edited by Froil on August 2, 2017 2:20AM"Best" healer PC/NA0 -
SirGabenOfSteamia✭✭✭✭Talks you out of fighting him as you gaze into his gleaming, starlit eyes.noooo i didn't see the last option. Raz is def the most memorable character from the game, especially since 7 out of my 8 toons are all AD. If there was ever an option to get with an NPC, he'd be my first choice. Saved him in every playthrough.And so, Akatosh revealed himself to a young Gaben, and granted him purpose.
"Grant them Steam sales," he commanded.
And obey, he did.0 -
Publius_Scipio✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.I shall show him that he was lied to when they told him cats have nine lives.0 -
SFDB✭✭✭✭✭
✭phaneub17_ESO wrote: »randomkeyhits wrote: »Needs a ball of yarn option.
I don't do stereotypes. They are not cat people, they are people who happen to resemble cats!
This sounds like a comedy routine, a Khajiit speaking into the camera insisting over and over again how offensive this is, while in the background Khajiit are playing with yarn and rubbing up against furniture. One Khajiit walks over with a litter box, places it carefully on the floor next to the speaker, and begins unbuttoning his pants before being driven away by a spritz from a spray bottle....0 -
KeiruNicrom✭✭✭✭✭Somehow get you in bed with him, talking about his exploits as you stare in awe.Orc is confused why he in this situation. But orc does not object0 -
Darlgon✭✭✭✭✭
✭phaneub17_ESO wrote: »randomkeyhits wrote: »Needs a ball of yarn option.
I don't do stereotypes. They are not cat people, they are people who happen to resemble cats!
Power level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
Where is new content? Sigh.2 -
Flameheart✭✭✭✭✭Who the hell is Razum-dar ? Naryu Virian is the one and only you have to know. She even likes to do it with girls (Gold Coast).
Reminds me that this game needs far more eroticism and sex for a 17+ title. I can't imagine, that I am the only dirty old man in this game, who likes to play beautiful and innocent looking female chars.
Edited by Flameheart on August 2, 2017 7:51AMSometimes the prey turns and nips us... it's a small thing.
So let the snow flakes and unicorns dance alone until they melt or vanish from existence, we will finish up with those smart enough to stay in the glowing circle of love.
Selissi - CP 1k+ Redguard Stamina Nightblade (Ebonheart Pact)
Silmerel - CP 1k+ Breton Magicka Templar (Ebonheart Pact)
Sunja - CP 1k+ Dunmer Magicka Nightblade (Ebonheart Pact)
Suldreni - CP 1k+ Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight (Ebonheart Pact)
Sulhelka - CP 1k+ Altmer Magicka Sorcerer (Ebonheart Pact)
Sylundine - CP 1k+ Breton Magicka Warden (Ebonheart Pact)0 -
LMar✭✭✭✭✭
✭Talks you out of fighting him as you gaze into his gleaming, starlit eyes.*moonlit eyes!
It would be easy to have a reasonable chat with a fellow agent of the Queen!"If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
"Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"0 -
WhiteCoatSyndrome✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭As my main is an Eye and he's in charge of the Eyes, I don't see any of the above happening. Unless it was staged to help us break into somewhere again...then all bets are off.#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC0 -
Orjix✭✭✭✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.and then i kill the filthy, flea ridden cat0 -
M_Volsung✭✭✭✭✭
✭Beg for mercy as you beat him fiercely with his own tail.Beat him like a rented mule."In the Deep Halls, Far from Men;
Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
Hail the Mind, Hail the Stone;
Dwarven Pride, Stronger than Bone"
—Dwemer Inquiries I-III, Thelwe Ghelein0 -
Vanya✭✭✭✭✭I wouldn't bother at all. One does not simply out-run the cat even if my victory as the hand the cat would slip away.0
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xenowarrior92eb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭pointless pool...doing reapers march quests were painful enough cuz I had to kill a lot of khajiit and have to choose btw the 2 sisters added up...I was in a depression for 1 month cuz of it...also on the quest with the crown I spared raz life and didn't care even if it was bringing the end of the world...so yeah don't think a fight with him will ever happen unless zos gives us the freedom of breaking alliances and turn against everything...even then...il be sad but I think il kill him if there is no other way...in the end...This One its just another shadow in the vast sea of sorrow and darkness.0
