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Funniest Cyro / IC tell you have ever got

  • squidbilliespc
    squidbilliespc
    Soul Shriven
    I don't have a screenshot of it, but I was on my nightblade (a female character) farming tel-var in IC when I killed an enemy character and he messaged me "get back in the kitchen you *** scrub."

  • Alucardo
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    "Are you the Scipio from the forums!?"

    Yes, I am.

    At least they give you a name. I'm just known in game as "Are you the forum guy?"
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    "Are you the Scipio from the forums!?"

    Yes, I am.

    At least they give you a name. I'm just known in game as "Are you the forum guy?"

    I know you are Dracula's son.
  • Alucardo
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    "Are you the Scipio from the forums!?"

    Yes, I am.

    At least they give you a name. I'm just known in game as "Are you the forum guy?"

    I know you are Dracula's son.

    It's Alucardo, not Alucard. I'm Dracula's Spanish nephew.
  • Fasold666
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    Most rage tells I get from randoms aren't really funny because they are all saying the same thing "blabla cheater/hacker/exploiter/macro user..."

    Sometimes the way they say it can be hilarious though. My favorite one was a simple: "Hack OP Sorc F***" :D

    Nice tells or rage in enemy zone chat and the following discussion is more enjoyable to read lol
    Edited by Fasold666 on July 12, 2017 8:14PM
  • sirston
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    Dueling people in deshaan a while back
    Don't have em as screenshots but I got single tells that had F's and B's as the only word
    Edited by sirston on July 12, 2017 10:44PM
    Whitestakes Revenge
    WoodElf Mag-Warden
    Sirston
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  • zyk
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    The funniest tell I received was in Bal Foyen. But it was cyro-esque. A player sent me a tell out of nowhere telling me I had been reported and to enjoy my ban.

    Even though I responded right away, he still insisted I was somehow botting at the Bal Foyen banker because I idle there a lot.
  • Aki-Ral
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    "Are you the Scipio from the forums!?"

    Yes, I am.

    At least they give you a name. I'm just known in game as "Are you the forum guy?"

    Aren't you the guy from ingame? :trollface:
    Edited by Aki-Ral on July 14, 2017 8:20PM
    EU - PC
  • VoRaVeLi
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    Still haven't seen one funnier than one I posted lol
  • Montayva
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    Got a good one tonight after Qam tbagged someone. He told me to ask Qam to duel him, told him to ask Qam himself. Qam didn't have him on ignore and wasn't offline mode, but the guy in question came out with every excuse under the sun as to why he couldn't whisper and ask himself
    Montayva: EP, AD, DC Magplar | Mistress Montayva: AD, DC, EP Mag DK | Rharhey: EP, AD Mag Sorccrafters
    Nirnrewt/ Nutella/Nirncrux: AD, EP, DC Stamblades+Stamdens
    ES Cosplayer wannabe

    Beholder of the power to unleash the QAM HAM
  • elfantasmo
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    Typhoios wrote: »
    I used to get hate whispers for the guild Exile because one of my characters had Exile in her name. It was amusing getting yelled at for stuff I didn't do.

    Speaking of that guild, @AbraXuSeXile had a video posted a while back of some pretty funny hate that he would get. I'm too lazy to go find it though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5z5VjiYqU&t=

    You should of reported hate messages to me because i don't allow anyone to send them unless it's a reply :) However maybe they was just wondering why as i've seen a few people with my chars surname and i've asked them why :)

    Anyway that's the video you are talking about, I've been thinking about making a #2

    omg your chat is pure entertainment! I thought I got some QQ, that is gold.
  • Koensol
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    Alucardo wrote: »
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    Oh man.. these are just the best!
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    last night on Shor campaign:

    Me: "Alright folks, going to call it a night, thank you all that joined and supported the Emp push - would anyone like to take lead before i drop group"

    Other Guy: "Sure I'll tkae lead if no one else wants it"

    Me: "its all yours buddy - good luck! Fight hard!"

    Other Guy: "Alright, i'm switching to AD, who's with me?"

    Me: "lol say wut?"
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