Funniest Cyro / IC tell you have ever got

VoRaVeLi

Post your funniest Cyro / IC Tells.
This probably the funniest one I have ever gotten.

Alucardo

Haderus

Alucardo

Luigi_Vampa

Alucardo wrote: »

Haderus

Pathetic.

Koolio

There's one person on PS4 Na who will always mail you. He says
It's obvious that you are a cheater and a virgin lmao.

As emp in IC I killed someone with a 35k meteor and they asked how do you hit that hard with 50k health

bubbygink

Don't have a screenshot but had a guy hate tell me what a "coward" I was for "healing over and over." Like okay buddy, I'll just go ahead not heal next time and let you kill me like a "brave" person would apparently do...

Alucardo

bubbygink wrote: »

Don't have a screenshot but had a guy hate tell me what a "coward" I was for "healing over and over." Like okay buddy, I'll just go ahead not heal next time and let you kill me like a "brave" person would apparently do...

Try getting called a fire spammer.

On your DK.

Luigi_Vampa

I used to get hate whispers for the guild Exile because one of my characters had Exile in her name. It was amusing getting yelled at for stuff I didn't do.

Speaking of that guild, @AbraXuSeXile had a video posted a while back of some pretty funny hate that he would get. I'm too lazy to go find it though.

LeifErickson

Here are a couple funny ones I have gotten.

Mazbt

LeifErickson wrote: »

Here are a couple funny ones I have gotten.

With my own weird logic I would have taken the second one as a compliment myself lol.

Lore_lai

OMG Leif the "dear cheater" one I can't...

***
Here

casparian

Lore_lai wrote: »

OMG Leif the "dear cheater" one I can't...

***
Here

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What is he saying? He's going to circumcise you? People who send hate tells should really learn to spell.

Lore_lai

casparian wrote: »

What is he saying? He's going to circumcise you? People who send hate tells should really learn to spell.

LOL that would be pretty much impossible.
It was actually pretty funny because I like to joke-call snipers in Cyro, "snippers" while in voice, so I was talking to my partner and we both laughed at - how in the heck does this guy *know* o.o (obviously just a coincidence with a misspell, but still funny :P )

lonewolf26

Funniest tell our group collectively has got is "Shut up you stupid little zergling." Received while in a group of four facing a group of 6 or more.

AbraXuSeXile

Typhoios wrote: »

I used to get hate whispers for the guild Exile because one of my characters had Exile in her name. It was amusing getting yelled at for stuff I didn't do.

Speaking of that guild, @AbraXuSeXile had a video posted a while back of some pretty funny hate that he would get. I'm too lazy to go find it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5z5VjiYqU&t=

You should of reported hate messages to me because i don't allow anyone to send them unless it's a reply However maybe they was just wondering why as i've seen a few people with my chars surname and i've asked them why

Anyway that's the video you are talking about, I've been thinking about making a #2

Ghost-Shot

I don't have the screen shot, but a few people congratulated me on getting emp, when Ghostbane got emp

IcyDeadPeople

LeifErickson wrote: »

Here are a couple funny ones I have gotten.

Leify now you need to make a character called Dear Cheater

smacx250

While looking at my death recap: "Sorry - I wasn't trying to kill you! Want some help with your build?"

Magıc

Don't take much screenies but I got called a cheater because my curse hitt through a tank dk's block. Will try to remember some more.

Luigi_Vampa

AbraXuSeXile wrote: »

Typhoios wrote: »

I used to get hate whispers for the guild Exile because one of my characters had Exile in her name. It was amusing getting yelled at for stuff I didn't do.

Speaking of that guild, @AbraXuSeXile had a video posted a while back of some pretty funny hate that he would get. I'm too lazy to go find it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5z5VjiYqU&t=

You should of reported hate messages to me because i don't allow anyone to send them unless it's a reply However maybe they was just wondering why as i've seen a few people with my chars surname and i've asked them why

Anyway that's the video you are talking about, I've been thinking about making a #2

Oh, it wasn't Exile members sending me messages, it was EP and AD guys who apparently thought I was in Exile. They would say *** about you and the guild. It was weird. It was when I was playing a nightblade, so the combination of them getting ganked and seeing the word Exile just triggered them too hard.

As for having exile in my name, the character was a high elf in DC and my name was taken so I added The Exile to it. I wish I would remember to take screenshots, but I think since beta I've taken under ten screenshots.

Edit: You should definitely make another. Especially if you have more of Ayalah Drachen-whatever their name is. I kinda miss the random ranting in zone "Exile has decieved you all! I will not fight for those traitors" I never could bring myself to ignore him, it was too funny.

Luigi_Vampa

smacx250 wrote: »

While looking at my death recap: "Sorry - I wasn't trying to kill you! Want some help with your build?"

I got something like that once. I failed a gank and died and got a whisper that just said "not enough burst." I just messaged back "I know" and logged off in shame.

leepalmer95

Remember wiping out what i assume to be a pve group of about 8 in IC.

After 2 hours of repeatedly killing them all and getting away for around 40k stones i got a whisper off the only 630 there.

'Reported for hacking, theres no way you can kill tanks that fast as well as get away all the time. Nerd'

Bare in mind this guy was a 28k hp light armor mag templar spamming sun shield and whose only offensive attack was spear which he repeatedly spammed until out of magicka.

I did enjoy killing his entire team and then standing there while he blew all his magicka with 10 spears in a row. Easy ap, easy stones.

Nihilos

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

elu wrote: »

I sicken myself sometimes aswell.

Who cares about PVE exploits, anyways? It's not like he tried to pay Rakkhat $500 to play dead for him.

Seeing as PvE stuff is most of the game's content, is what most people play ESO for, and is what makes ESO money in the first place... I would probably say a large majority of the player base? I know I just met you, but call me crazy.

NBrookus

Funniest one still in my screenshots folder. Post 1v1 with a troll king proctato, who lost. I'm sure he's recorded himself dying many times as well.



(And he had like 450 CP iirc, so not cap but also not a baby.)

Alucardo

NBrookus wrote: »

Funniest one still in my screenshots folder. Post 1v1 with a troll king proctato, who lost. I'm sure he's recorded himself dying many times as well.



(And he had like 450 CP iirc, so not cap but also not a baby.)

LOL "I wasn't even watching my health or I could have killed you". At least blame a health desync to make it look like it wasn't your fault. Not watching your health is just plain negligence xD

NBrookus

Alucardo wrote: »

NBrookus wrote: »

Funniest one still in my screenshots folder. Post 1v1 with a troll king proctato, who lost. I'm sure he's recorded himself dying many times as well.



(And he had like 450 CP iirc, so not cap but also not a baby.)

LOL "I wasn't even watching my health or I could have killed you". At least blame a health desync to make it look like it wasn't your fault. Not watching your health is just plain negligence xD

Used to being carried by Troll King no doubt.

Sallington

My favorites are salty tells from people who are mad I didn't 1v1 them when we're in the middle of like a 40v40 fight...

Also the time I got called out for my "meta BS no skill stamplar" that wasn't wearing any proc sets. Apparently Senche is a super meta set. According to them though, Stamplars we THE meta lol

Master_Kas

Probably when a certain Big and fearless khajiit from AD whispered me stuff he would do to my mother

Publius_Scipio

"Are you the Scipio from the forums!?"

Yes, I am.

CaliCrippy714

I was running solo to a dc owned brk and saw a fellow ad fighting a dc near front door, it was a guy who zerged me down a couple days earlier with 20 other dc players then t bagged me. Even tho i was on my bombblade i couldnt resist the idea of revenge and ambushed in and concealed weapon, he died then i dropped trouser and got my revenge bag in. 2 seconds later he whispered me calling me a trash can zergling, i lol'd so hard. It warms my heart seeing try hards rage.

Minno

Ghost-Shot wrote: »

I don't have the screen shot, but a few people congratulated me on getting emp, when Ghostbane got emp

Wait, you aren't Ghost bane? Fake news!