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My *innocent* trolling in zone chat. I can't stop doing it, it's hilarious. I do this in diff zones

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  • Absolut_Turkey
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    We can turn zone chat off?! This changes EVEYTHING!
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  • KochDerDamonen
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    KochDerDamonen wrote: »
    ITT: people who get salty over two lines of words, lol...

    'waah waah, I can't get /reeeal/ help because le troll posts make the chat move /oh soooo/ fast, my message is burried. Woe is me. :('

    Get a funny bone, people

    The thing is, it's possibly funny if you are a 10 year old child.

    Most of us who play the game are adults who grew out of that years (if not decades) ago, so I'm very sorry that I don't show the appreciation for the tired joke that is going on here. I've outgrown it. Try to do the same.

    @Epona22 I'm sure some 10 year olds wouldn't appreciate that if they were allowed to be here, haha. 'childish' humor stays funny if someone can deliver it in a fresh way, or at an unexpected time, or if the responses in chat themselves are funny regardless of one's age.

    I was certainly the ten year old groaning at his peers finding shouting sexual words in school funny all those years ago, I can still get a chuckle out of this if something like OP's joke is posted. Mostly if the chat explodes into literally this thread. 'uggh, this is why I turn zone chat off...' 'muted...' especially if it devolves into that group of people derailing the chat with their whining, becoming so much worse than the troll post itself! :D
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  • max_only
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    You guys! I'm super duper offended by this joke of op's. They are preying on the vulnerable furry population who can't control their addictive habits! It's worse than crown crates! I super serial about this guys!





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    Edited by max_only on July 17, 2017 12:38AM
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  • O_LYKOS
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    erm...ok?
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  • hamburgerler76
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    Yea I remember my first beer to
    Edited by hamburgerler76 on July 16, 2017 6:29PM
  • central_scrutinizer
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    I do not consider simply acting like an idiot to be trolling.
  • MasterSpatula
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    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • phairdon
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    Thought for a moment the person behind "free recipes for Orc chefs" had confessed. The amount of times I've read that line in zone chat, in different zones, is beyond a joke. Same person every time. Only thing they ever say in zone chat.
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  • MasterSpatula
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Thought for a moment the person behind "free recipes for Orc chefs" had confessed. The amount of times I've read that line in zone chat, in different zones, is beyond a joke. Same person every time. Only thing they ever say in zone chat.

    That guy and the "Where my female Bosmer at" creeper show up like clockwork.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Nemesis7884
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    Megabear wrote: »
    So what I do is start by saying,

    Me: Guys, I need help.

    This sort of interrupts whatever zone chat that's happening at given time. Then I follow up with,

    Me: My tail is too heavy, would someone lift it for me please?

    I wait a bit for below at this point:

    Zone: *Silence*
    Whisper: I can help you
    Zone: (Hesitant variations of "sure I can help" or a cautious question in relation to the tail or my gender)

    Then bam, I hit the zone chat with:

    Me: Oh, my tail is frontal by the way.

    Zone response: WTF, I was afraid of this, etc.

    My response in reality: LOL

    Thanks for reading, just wanted to share this with you.

    this is why we can't have nice things
  • thedude33
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    Edited by thedude33 on July 17, 2017 4:13AM
  • max_only
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Thought for a moment the person behind "free recipes for Orc chefs" had confessed. The amount of times I've read that line in zone chat, in different zones, is beyond a joke. Same person every time. Only thing they ever say in zone chat.
    MasterSpatula wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    Thought for a moment the person behind "free recipes for Orc chefs" had confessed. The amount of times I've read that line in zone chat, in different zones, is beyond a joke. Same person every time. Only thing they ever say in zone chat.

    That guy and the "Where my female Bosmer at" creeper show up like clockwork.

    Wow, I thought they were unique to my ESO experience... I had no idea they were that prevalent. I really feel like this community is really coming together guys :^]

    Someone please post "you can't sit with us"
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • TheRealPotoroo
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Thought for a moment the person behind "free recipes for Orc chefs" had confessed. The amount of times I've read that line in zone chat, in different zones, is beyond a joke. Same person every time. Only thing they ever say in zone chat.
    That person gave free recipes to my Orc. What can I say?
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  • Megabear
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    Davor wrote: »
    Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »
    This is exactly why I keep zone chat turned off...

    How do you do that? I can't find the option on PC to turn it off like on Xbox One.

    Also to the OP, what if someone agreed to help? :P

    No one has yet, but hypothetically speaking I would refuse, but thank him/her anyway :)
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  • Megabear
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    Ah this has been wonderful. Thank you guys, I loved your responses and reactions. I had to suppress my laughs at work while reading your response.
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