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If uncle sheo created a mount

bloodthirstyvampire
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What would it look like what crazy stuff would the mad god come up with, think back to his battle with hircine
  • starkerealm
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    Chimera.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    It would be a baliwog so hopefully we can actually use our mounts in water.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    What would it look like what crazy stuff would the mad god come up with, think back to his battle with hircine

    A small bird isn't big enough for even a Wood Elf to mount.
  • timidobserver
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    A bunch of mismatched parts of different animals.
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  • Sigtric
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    it'd be a chariot with wheels of cheese

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  • Acrolas
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    A treadmill shaped like a cheese grater, with cheese knife handles.
    signing off
  • Rouven
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    Imagine Pac Man being an emmental.
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  • The_Lex
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    A giant block of cheese with legs.
  • Morimizo
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    Haskill, of course. Piggyback.

    And every time you changed direction, he'd flatly say, "As you wish, m'Lord"

    Which wouldn't be irritating at all.

    Or would it?
  • SammyFable
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    Cheese.
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  • The_Smilemeister
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    Morimizo wrote: »
    Haskill, of course. Piggyback.

    And every time you changed direction, he'd flatly say, "As you wish, m'Lord"

    Which wouldn't be irritating at all.

    Or would it?

    So long as he has the voice he had in Oblivion and not that poor excuse for a voice he currently has in ESO.
  • JamieAubrey
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    CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Shalidor's head, Loon's body, Echatere legs, Mammoth trunk tail.

    Can be dyed at station if you are a member of Shivering Isles Plus.
    Edited by NordSwordnBoard on July 14, 2017 8:15PM
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  • Avran_Sylt
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    It's a Giant Rolling Cheese Wheel, that leaves butterflies in its wake. You sit upon a chamber pot fashioned into a saddle, and steer with your entrails.
    Edited by Avran_Sylt on July 14, 2017 8:15PM
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  • Betheny
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    Betheny wrote: »
    The Uncle Sheo Cheesemobile -

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  • nine9six
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    it'd be a chariot with wheels of cheese

    I was going to say that...
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  • Tryxus
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    A flock of Butterflies pulling a Cheese Cart shaped in Sheo's face
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • Vercingetorix
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    In New Sheoth, the horse mounts YOU.
    “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
  • bebynnag
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    A mount powered by the wabajack, so every time you mount up it will look completley** diffrent

    **the wabajack mount cycles through 6 different pre determined mounts, we here in the art department are taking artistic licence with the description, you can include additional mounts into the wabajack cycle via the crownstore

  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    I'm pretty sure he would ride on the backs of others...

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  • The_Smilemeister
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    I'm pretty sure he would ride on the backs of others...

    Regardless of what he rides, we all know that those intestines he used to skip with will be used to steer his mount.
  • DrkHunter86
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    A giant chicken.
  • BigBragg
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    A handcart loaded with wheels of cheese, and it would only move at walking speed.
  • Grymmoire
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    A giant Skeever of course; but instead of a carrot dangling in front of it's mouth, it would be anyone who displeased him with toes turned to cheese.
  • TheShadowScout
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    If uncle sheo created a mount...
    ...it would have a different appearence every time you summon it? ;)
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    Minyassa wrote: »
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  • ZiRM
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    but what would he call it? :p

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