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ZOS do you know RNGesus ?
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Zos could you please be so kind and let the almighty know that I have learned my lesson. Please tell the lord to stop tormenting me. and let me farm the last 3 sets of amberplas? I mean, I have been nothing but a good boi. I even went early to work to do the dishwasher for the office. I mean cmon, I am practically a good person now.
Please, hear my prayers. @ZOS_GinaBruno
Please, hear my prayers. @ZOS_GinaBruno
THE CAVELRY HAS ARRIVED! Cav is a professional magblade, (in his not so professional opinion). He is immortal and is fighting for the Pact since 2E 572, amidst the turmoil of the Second Akaviri Invasion. He protects the provinces of Skyrim, Morrowind and Black Marsh.
Check out his PVP YouTube channel !
https://youtube.com/TheCavalryPK
Check out his PVP YouTube channel !
https://youtube.com/TheCavalryPK
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KeiruNicrom✭✭✭✭✭Forsake the false god RNGesus. He is weak and pretends to be kind. Pray only to RNG-zeus, atleast with him you know you're gunna be screwed5 -
Balsagna✭✭✭✭If youre a dishwasher then you can't afford to purchase crates and therefore RNG isn't impressed1 -
CavalryPK✭✭✭✭✭KeiruNicrom wrote: »Forsake the false god RNGesus. He is weak and pretends to be kind. Pray only to RNG-zeus, atleast with him you know you're gunna be screwed
OMG hahahahahahah !If you're a dishwasher then you can't afford to purchase crates and therefore RNG isn't impressed
Yeh, I am a dishwasher. but not like a human dishwasher. I am the "actual" Dishwasher ... like that square one you see in the kitchen.. therefore I cannot actually type on the keyboard.THE CAVELRY HAS ARRIVED! Cav is a professional magblade, (in his not so professional opinion). He is immortal and is fighting for the Pact since 2E 572, amidst the turmoil of the Second Akaviri Invasion. He protects the provinces of Skyrim, Morrowind and Black Marsh.
Check out his PVP YouTube channel !
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✭✭✭✭✭Did you remember to sacrifice the goat to RNGesus first?"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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CavalryPK✭✭✭✭✭Did you remember to sacrifice the goat to RNGesus first?
where is the goat?FlaviusVoyage wrote: »Do NOT sacrifice the goat!
OMG WHERE IS THE GOAT !????THE CAVELRY HAS ARRIVED! Cav is a professional magblade, (in his not so professional opinion). He is immortal and is fighting for the Pact since 2E 572, amidst the turmoil of the Second Akaviri Invasion. He protects the provinces of Skyrim, Morrowind and Black Marsh.
Check out his PVP YouTube channel !
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✭Did you remember to sacrifice the goat to RNGesus first?
where is the goat?FlaviusVoyage wrote: »Do NOT sacrifice the goat!
OMG WHERE IS THE GOAT !????
Alik'r but you must kill the right goat. If you kill the wrong goat RNGeebus will smite you with prosperous and training for 3 monthsPUG Life - the true test of your skill
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FlaviusVoyage✭✭✭✭Did you remember to sacrifice the goat to RNGesus first?
where is the goat?FlaviusVoyage wrote: »Do NOT sacrifice the goat!
OMG WHERE IS THE GOAT !????
You will BURN in eternal circles of RNGless luck if you touch the goat!
Edited by FlaviusVoyage on July 6, 2017 11:28PM3