The new "Mr. Stumpy" mount

Megabear
Megabear
✭✭✭✭✭
Uh, what happened to his tail. I guess that's.. normal for its species? I call him Mr. Stumpy.

K3i41iB.jpg
6FoPtp4.jpg
Edited by Megabear on July 6, 2017 2:35PM
Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
    Enemy-of-Coldharbour
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks like they game him a barrel chest as well (and stubby legs).

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 2540+
  • Stovahkiin
    Stovahkiin
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    The name "Mr. Stumpy" and "mount" should never be used together...
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Jitterbug
    Jitterbug
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭
    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    The name "Mr. Stumpy" and "mount" should never be used together...

    Too sexy?
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
    vyndral13preub18_ESO
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭
    Don't worry. Once they get tired of reskinning the stubby tail version, they will give it a tail and start all over.
  • Elvenpath
    Elvenpath
    ✭✭✭
    Rofl
  • Prof_Bawbag
    Prof_Bawbag
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭
    I don't particularly like the look of the sabre tooths. I must have been drunk when i bought the grey one as a) I can't ever recall buying it, b) I'd have never bought it sober and C) it's in my mount collection.
  • RoyalPink06
    RoyalPink06
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its a sabre tooth. They have short tails. It is known.
    NA PS4
  • Megabear
    Megabear
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubby everything. Great.
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Sigtric
    Sigtric
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its a sabre tooth. They have short tails. It is known.

    This, IRL saber cats had short tails too. Probably why they went extinct, from people making fun of them.

    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
    [/center]
  • Megabear
    Megabear
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sigtric wrote: »
    Its a sabre tooth. They have short tails. It is known.

    This, IRL saber cats had short tails too. Probably why they went extinct, from people making fun of them.

    I think that perhaps their stumpiness extended to their mating "prowess", thus the extinction.
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Sigtric
    Sigtric
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Megabear wrote: »
    Sigtric wrote: »
    Its a sabre tooth. They have short tails. It is known.

    This, IRL saber cats had short tails too. Probably why they went extinct, from people making fun of them.

    I think that perhaps their stumpiness extended to their mating "prowess", thus the extinction.

    Did you know that bear tails are even shorter?

    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
    [/center]
  • Crowzer
    Crowzer
    ✭✭✭
    200 crown to make its tail longer.
  • Enslaved
    Enslaved
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭
    That sabrecat is just fine. Looks like it can tear to shreds Molag Bal or two.
  • Scyantific
    Scyantific
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh no ZOS released a somewhat accurate representation of a real life animal instead of some fantastical flying mount.

    Seriously, this like the low-hanging fruit of things to complain about.
  • Fishoscandi
    Fishoscandi
    ✭✭✭✭
    I knew this would happen...
    Fishoscandi - Orc NB
    Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
    Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc

    EU PC

  • jlmurra2
    jlmurra2
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm fine with the tail, that is how they looked. I do wish is was a different color. I missed the first version, and we already have a black Senche, and a black lion, now another black cat mount. I want more color variation, or please offer the original again.
  • Ch4mpTW
    Ch4mpTW
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ugh... I'm so tired of explaining this, but sure I'll do it again. Lol.

    The cat having a short tail, isn't stubby. It is because it is bobbed. M'kay? This is not a defect, but rather something that gives the cats with it a HUGE advantage in combat. Cats with bobbed tails, are basically spring-loaded. In other words, they are known for pouncing and essentially tackling their targets. Muscling them down to the ground, and then ripping them apart with ground work. This is especially beneficial, because the cat in question has sabre teeth. Something which is used to pierce the throat, and suffocate it's prey on its own blood and from the massive fangs impaling it. All the while ripping it open and repeatedly cutting and stabbing.

    TL;DR Version: Think of the fangs as giant knives, and the bobbed tail as a means to assist with tackling power and stability mid-pounce. They aren't runners and chasers, but tacklers and hard-hitters. Look up the Smilodon, bruh. As that is what they are based off of.
    Edited by Ch4mpTW on July 6, 2017 5:24PM
  • Megabear
    Megabear
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Ugh... I'm so tired of explaining this, but sure I'll do it again. Lol.

    The cat having a short tail, isn't stubby. It is because it is bobbed. M'kay? This is not a defect, but rather something that gives the cats with it a HUGE advantage in combat. Cats with bobbed tails, are basically spring-loaded. In other words, they are known for pouncing and essentially tackling their targets. Muscling them down to the ground, and then ripping them apart with ground work. This is especially beneficial, because the cat in question has sabre teeth. Something which is used to pierce the throat, and suffocate it's prey on its own blood and from the massive fangs impaling it. All the while ripping it open and repeatedly cutting and stabbing.

    TL;DR Version: Think of the fangs as giant knives, and the bobbed tail as a means to assist with tackling power and stability mid-pounce. They aren't runners and chasers, but tacklers and hard-hitters. Look up the Smilodon, bruh. As that is what they are based off of.

    Thank you for the explanation. I think I much prefer the lion..
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Ch4mpTW
    Ch4mpTW
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Megabear wrote: »
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Ugh... I'm so tired of explaining this, but sure I'll do it again. Lol.

    The cat having a short tail, isn't stubby. It is because it is bobbed. M'kay? This is not a defect, but rather something that gives the cats with it a HUGE advantage in combat. Cats with bobbed tails, are basically spring-loaded. In other words, they are known for pouncing and essentially tackling their targets. Muscling them down to the ground, and then ripping them apart with ground work. This is especially beneficial, because the cat in question has sabre teeth. Something which is used to pierce the throat, and suffocate it's prey on its own blood and from the massive fangs impaling it. All the while ripping it open and repeatedly cutting and stabbing.

    TL;DR Version: Think of the fangs as giant knives, and the bobbed tail as a means to assist with tackling power and stability mid-pounce. They aren't runners and chasers, but tacklers and hard-hitters. Look up the Smilodon, bruh. As that is what they are based off of.

    Thank you for the explanation. I think I much prefer the lion..

    Lol. You're welcome. Here's another fun fact that you might not know. Cats with long tails, or "standard tails" use their tails as stability and balancing. In a sense to help them maintain balance while running or walking on surfaces. Hence why a Cheetah has an especially long tail. Stability for prolonged running. Leopards and jaguars having long tails for balancing upon tree branches, and unstable grounds.

    Bobbed tails? Pouncing and tackling. Long tails? Balancing and steering.
  • Vipstaakki
    Vipstaakki
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't get what the appeal is with these mounts. Personally i hate the idea of riding a big cat
  • Acrolas
    Acrolas
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmurra2 wrote: »
    I want more color variation, or please offer the original again.

    White and Snow Leopard were datamined.

    http://orcz.com/File:ESOSnowLeopardSabreCatMountMorrowind.jpg
    http://orcz.com/File:ESOSabreCatMountWhiteMorrowind.jpg

    Megabear wrote: »
    Uh, what happened to his tail. I guess that's.. normal for its species?

    "We now know Smilodon was about a foot shorter than living lions but was nearly twice as heavy. Also, unlike cheetahs and lions (which have long tails that help provide balance when the animals run) Smilodon had a bobtail. These suggest that Smilodon did not chase down prey animals over long distances as lions, leopards, and cheetahs do. Instead, it probably charged from ambush, waiting for its prey to come close before attacking."

    http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/mammal/carnivora/sabretooth.html
    signing off
  • Ch4mpTW
    Ch4mpTW
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Vipstaakki wrote: »
    I don't get what the appeal is with these mounts. Personally i hate the idea of riding a big cat

    tiger_horsemollie.jpg

    So how about a tiger riding a horse? Better?
  • Enslaved
    Enslaved
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭
    Vipstaakki wrote: »
    I don't get what the appeal is with these mounts. Personally i hate the idea of riding a big cat

    I guess you would rather ride a big D...

    I ment Duck.
  • Farscape76
    Farscape76
    ✭✭✭
    I don't know who I feel worse for the poor tiger or the, most likely, anxiety ridden horse carrying a large predator on its back...the caption for that photo should be "please don't eat me, Mr. Tiger sir. Take the guy next to us instead"
    CP 1200+ Xbox - NA - Ebonheart Pact
    Characters
    Dargo Crichton - VR16/lvl 50 StamDK - Stormproof
    Talon Crichton - lvl 50 Stamsorc
    Kara Crichton - lvl 50 StamDK
    Erza Crichton - lvl 50 MagDK
  • jlmurra2
    jlmurra2
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Acrolas wrote: »
    jlmurra2 wrote: »
    I want more color variation, or please offer the original again.

    White and Snow Leopard were datamined.

    http://orcz.com/File:ESOSnowLeopardSabreCatMountMorrowind.jpg
    http://orcz.com/File:ESOSabreCatMountWhiteMorrowind.jpg


    Thank you. I have the black senche, and the yellow lion. I will go for the white sabre cat version.
  • SydneyGrey
    SydneyGrey
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    When the first sabre cat mount came out, there was another thread like this. People then posted pictures of extinct sabre tooth tigers that really did have short bobbed tails. You can do a search online for sabre tooth cat/sabre tooth tiger and see the pics.
  • Ch4mpTW
    Ch4mpTW
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    When the first sabre cat mount came out, there was another thread like this. People then posted pictures of extinct sabre tooth tigers that really did have short bobbed tails. You can do a search online for sabre tooth cat/sabre tooth tiger and see the pics.

    Yup. Called the Smilodon. They essentially were like tigers on steroids. Absolutely massive and muscular cats, with fangs as sharp as swords. They were the real life senche, as they were definitely large enough to ride upon. Probably too big to ride.
    Edited by Ch4mpTW on July 6, 2017 8:59PM
  • Scyantific
    Scyantific
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Vipstaakki wrote: »
    I don't get what the appeal is with these mounts. Personally i hate the idea of riding a big cat

    You mean to tell me you've never fantasized about riding a giant battle-cat into a fight?
  • Megabear
    Megabear
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Scyantific wrote: »
    Vipstaakki wrote: »
    I don't get what the appeal is with these mounts. Personally i hate the idea of riding a big cat

    You mean to tell me you've never fantasized about riding a giant battle-cat into a fight?

    I have.

    UNUXv7B.jpg
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Danikat
    Danikat
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    When the first sabre cat mount came out, there was another thread like this. People then posted pictures of extinct sabre tooth tigers that really did have short bobbed tails. You can do a search online for sabre tooth cat/sabre tooth tiger and see the pics.

    Yup. Called the Smilodon. They essentially were like tigers on steroids. Absolutely massive and muscular cats, with fangs as sharp as swords. They were the real life senche, as they were definitely large enough to ride upon. Probably too big to ride.

    I love this. Firstly because the name is Smilodon which in English makes it sound like it's always smiling. But apparently (according to an extended and well sourced discussion on the Wikipedia talk page) one species - Smilodon populator name literally means "blade the destroyer".

    I think I have a starting point for naming mine.
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
Sign In or Register to comment.