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I don't want free ESO membership; or free crown crates

Yarlenzey
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I want a working game, please.
Specifically:
  • A game that I can actually play within 5 minutes of starting it.
  • No 15, 20, 25 minutes of staring a loading screens.
  • No random disconnections.

I don't actually have 60-90minutes per day to waste on these issues.
I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.

  • O_LYKOS
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    Couldn't agree more.
    PC NA - GreggsSausageRoll
  • Keep_Door
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    Game works for me. I must be special.

    Also maybe its because i dont play on a potato.
  • ForsakenSin
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    don't forget no "heavy attack online mmo"
    "By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
    However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)



    Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
    "You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
    Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
    Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
    Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
    but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."

  • AzraelKrieg
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    Keep_Door wrote: »
    Game works for me. I must be special.

    Also maybe its because i dont play on a potato.

    Must be the case for me too. The only potato thing I have to deal with is Aussie potato-net after 7:30pm
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Aliyavana
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    Cool, free awesomes please
  • makerofthings
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    Working for me so I am not the only snowflake. On PC, though, I use to have lag however found that it was a map add-on causing my lag issues. Deleted it and no lag for the most parts.
  • Sigtric
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    If you make me choose, I'll keep my lag free game and event, thanks.

    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
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  • idk
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    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    I want a working game, please.
    Specifically:
    • A game that I can actually play within 5 minutes of starting it.
    • No 15, 20, 25 minutes of staring a loading screens.
    • No random disconnections.

    I don't actually have 60-90minutes per day to waste on these issues.

    If your game is taking 5 minutes to merely start and you have 15-25 minute load screens constantly, heck, longer than a couple minutes, I would suggest contacting tech support because something is wrong on your end giving I assume you have a decent PC, well, or not on console.

    Essentially, what you described is mostly due to local issues. It is not the norm.
  • Drogo50
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    Working fine for me. Bar swapped my way through three dungeons. And.....I like free.
    I can stare at a knot in a piece of wood
    until it frightens me.
  • Morgul667
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    Cyrodill long load screen are a real thing

    Lag is obviously a thing those days too
  • Banana
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    Insightfull.
  • Fishoscandi
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    You're not the only player, you know?

    If you don't want it, more for the rest :)
    Fishoscandi - Orc NB
    Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
    Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc

    EU PC

  • Balibe
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    +1
    You're not the only player, you know?

    If you don't want it, more for the rest :)

    Fix your internet or get a better ISP ..... I do not have these issues. I log into the game within a minute majority of the time .....

    If you are having 15+ minutes wait to play the game the issue is on your end ....

    If you are having 25 minute load screens then the issue is on your end .....

    Just because you have ISP issues ..... don't stop the other players without these issues receive their free crates
    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    I want a working game, please.
    Specifically:
    • A game that I can actually play within 5 minutes of starting it.
    • No 15, 20, 25 minutes of staring a loading screens.
    • No random disconnections.

    I don't actually have 60-90minutes per day to waste on these issues.


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  • StormWylf
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    Keep_Door wrote: »
    Game works for me. I must be special.

    Also maybe its because i dont play on a potato.
    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    I want a working game, please.
    Specifically:
    • A game that I can actually play within 5 minutes of starting it.
    • No 15, 20, 25 minutes of staring a loading screens.
    • No random disconnections.

    I don't actually have 60-90minutes per day to waste on these issues.

    If your game is taking 5 minutes to merely start and you have 15-25 minute load screens constantly, heck, longer than a couple minutes, I would suggest contacting tech support because something is wrong on your end giving I assume you have a decent PC, well, or not on console.

    Essentially, what you described is mostly due to local issues. It is not the norm.
    Yep, these two nailed it. I'm in In NA using a PC platform, and frankly I have not experienced the issues described here. Agree you need to look on your end. And seriously good luck. Those are terrible wait times.
    P.S. I don't understand the potato reference.
    Edited by StormWylf on July 6, 2017 5:33AM
  • Fishoscandi
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    StormWylf wrote: »
    Keep_Door wrote: »
    Game works for me. I must be special.

    Also maybe its because i dont play on a potato.
    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    I want a working game, please.
    Specifically:
    • A game that I can actually play within 5 minutes of starting it.
    • No 15, 20, 25 minutes of staring a loading screens.
    • No random disconnections.

    I don't actually have 60-90minutes per day to waste on these issues.

    If your game is taking 5 minutes to merely start and you have 15-25 minute load screens constantly, heck, longer than a couple minutes, I would suggest contacting tech support because something is wrong on your end giving I assume you have a decent PC, well, or not on console.

    Essentially, what you described is mostly due to local issues. It is not the norm.
    Yep, these two nailed it. I'm in In NA using a PC platform, and frankly I have not experienced the issues described here. Agree you need to look on your end. And seriously good luck. Those are terrible wait times.
    P.S. I don't understand the potato reference.

    Potato means really bad PC :)
    Fishoscandi - Orc NB
    Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
    Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc

    EU PC

  • Hellcat_1996
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    Sounds like you have a potato. Or a console. Either way, not the developer's fault.
    PC - NA - Hellcat_1996
    • DPS/Main: Vaynatah S'this - Dunmer MagBlade - EP
    • Tank/Master Crafter: Oghash the Giant - Orc DK - DC
    • AOE/Enchanter: Chrystayne Ashhart - Breton Sorc - DC
    • Raw DPS/Alchemist: Dances-Among-Moonlight - Khajiit StamBlade - AD
    • Tank Healer/Provisioning: Mends-Nature's-Wounds - Argonian MagWarden - EP
    • AOE Healer/DPS: Evelynn Graywatch - Altmer MagTemplar - AD
  • Yarlenzey
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    I have the best ISP service that money can buy here in Australia. That is, Platinum NBN FTTH.
    Don't know the figures, but I It's better than most Australians have access to.

    Yes! I have a potato! Celeron 2.1 laptop with something burning under my left hand labelled 'onboard gpu'.

    A number of things happened just prior to this:
    • I ran CCleaner and removed any stray temporary files that may have been an issue.
    • I ran whatever the game 'Verify/rebuild' thing is called.
    • I disable Master Merchant addon.

    When restarting, I was required to accept the TOS again; and also provide a TOS response about addons.
    I don't know at this point if there has been a change; but I'm assuming that there was.
    Since then, I can login quickly and game play had been the best its been for several weeks now
    Essentially, what you described is mostly due to local issues.
    Thanks, Giles. Helpful as ever.

    @ZOS - I was going to include the concept of 'transparency' in my original post, but removed it.
    The point of that is now we can't tell if the issue was resolved based on my efforts; or something that you guys have done.
    If you have done something, then thanks! the last two hours have been exactly what I expect with smooth, responsive gameplay, for the most part. FPS in 15-20 range; Latency in 400-450, with no evidence of the 999+ spikes.


    I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.

  • DaveMoeDee
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    Then don't log on for a few days and you can avoid both.
  • Yarlenzey
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    Sounds like you have a potato. Or a console. Either way, not the developer's fault.

    The potato works well. The developers designed it to work on potatoes. Not everyone can afford a WankFactor 5000 with water-cooling and light-up fans.

    Software development is different from system administration, by the way.
    I got suspenders for saying "Testicular Mass" instead of "Balls". like, rilly.

  • steff127b16_ESO
    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    I have the best ISP service that money can buy here in Australia. That is, Platinum NBN FTTH.
    Don't know the figures, but I It's better than most Australians have access to.

    Yes! I have a potato! Celeron 2.1 laptop with something burning under my left hand labelled 'onboard gpu'.

    A number of things happened just prior to this:
    • I ran CCleaner and removed any stray temporary files that may have been an issue.
    • I ran whatever the game 'Verify/rebuild' thing is called.
    • I disable Master Merchant addon.

    When restarting, I was required to accept the TOS again; and also provide a TOS response about addons.
    I don't know at this point if there has been a change; but I'm assuming that there was.
    Since then, I can login quickly and game play had been the best its been for several weeks now
    Essentially, what you described is mostly due to local issues.
    Thanks, Giles. Helpful as ever.

    @ZOS - I was going to include the concept of 'transparency' in my original post, but removed it.
    The point of that is now we can't tell if the issue was resolved based on my efforts; or something that you guys have done.
    If you have done something, then thanks! the last two hours have been exactly what I expect with smooth, responsive gameplay, for the most part. FPS in 15-20 range; Latency in 400-450, with no evidence of the 999+ spikes.


    You have one of the best ISPN and still 400 latency? Man now I feel bad for you aussies :-/ I'm from austria, with a middling service provider, and have around 70ms latency tops.


    Working for me so I am not the only snowflake. On PC, though, I use to have lag however found that it was a map add-on causing my lag issues. Deleted it and no lag for the most parts.


    Was that the minimap addon perchance? Only time I have lag is when I am at the border between town and "openworld", I figure the map switching between town and world repeatedly is the issue

  • Huyen
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    Lets complain on the forums about my own problems, while others are fine, and lets scorn a event while we are at it too, because I cant play! Oh wait...OP beat me to it.
    Huyen Shadowpaw, dedicated nightblade tank - PS4 (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, nightblade dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Lightpaw, templar healer - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, necromancer dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, dragonknight (no defined role yet)

    "Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Only this time, more wisely" - Uncle Iroh
  • IcyDeadPeople
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    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    • No 15, 20, 25 minutes of staring a loading screens.

    If your loading screen lasts longer than 30 seconds, I suggest to see a doctor or force quit the client and restart.
  • Shardan4968
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    I'm playing on Ultra-High graphics and I don't have any lags or long loading screens. PC Master Race!
    PC/EU
  • Coilbox
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    It's fine ZOS, you can give his crowncrates to me instead.. I will be fine :smile:
    Comrade, a word...
  • Sru
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    Want free dwarven crates, game works 99% fine here .... must be a special snowflake :)

    Do have to watch the addons - a few caused me real problems especially maps.
  • Dracindo
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    You don't want free stuff? Fine then, don't take it.

    OP, I'm guessing your issues are your own problems. I have no trouble whatsoever logging in and going to other areas.
    Time spent opening the launcher to getting logged in and start playing: 2 minutes (maximum)
    Time spent on loading screens: 5-10 seconds per zone switch (exceptions when in Cyrodiil)
    Random disconnects: Only when my internet suddenly disconnects. I don't consider updates and afk-kicks to be random.
  • VizigothAlaric
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    All these comments under this thread just LOL.


    " U have a potato " " Game works fine for me " where in shadowfen ? LOL

    Yeah these ppl also play on potato obviously

    Video :

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=k-WqnR3UaAg

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=H1E19md81fU


    Just tell me this did u actually paid for your own rig or ?

    Oh wait gimme free crates MOOOM


    MINIMUM:
    OS: Windows 7 32-bit
    Processor: Intel i3 or AMD 3870 generation processors or higher
    Memory: 3 GB RAM
    Graphics: Direct X 11.0 compliant video card with 1GB RAM (NVidia GeForce 460 or AMD Radeon 6850)
    DirectX: Version 11
    Network: Broadband Internet connection
    Storage: 85 GB available space
    Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card

    RECOMMENDED:
    OS: Windows 7/Windows 8.1 64-bit
    Processor: Quad Core 2.3GHz or equivalent processor
    Memory: 4 GB RAM
    Graphics: Direct X 11.0 compliant video card with 2GB RAM (NVidia GeForce GTX 750 or AMD Radeon HD 7850)
    DirectX: Version 11
    Network: Broadband Internet connection
    Storage: 85 GB available space
    Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
    Edited by VizigothAlaric on July 6, 2017 9:12AM
    Vizi - PC EU
  • Skinzz
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    The lag probaly doesn't affect casual players who only quest and roleplay etc..
    Anybody got a group? LFG, anybody? Hello?
  • CherryCake
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    I uhhh...dont really...have those problems...and I dont only do casual stuff...trials, dungeons and pvp...
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
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