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AlienatedGoat
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I like my things to be big.

The bigger and more ridiculously proportioned I can make stuff, the better and more hilarious I find it.

I like my trucks big.

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I like my dogs big.

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I like my melons big.

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Get your mind out of the gutter. :p

I want a big, ridiculous one-handed sword. The biggest one in the game.

This is what I'm using at the moment: https://eso.mmo-fashion.com/thieves-guild-rubedite-sword/

The Thieves' Guild weapons are pretty bodacious, but I'm hoping there is a motif out there that is even larger and more glorious.

Help me make my things bigger. What's the biggest sword you've ever seen in the game?
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  • LMar
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    Have you tried the Argonian one? Go ahead and see if you like it
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  • Megabear
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    Phage wrote: »

    I like my dogs big.

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    I did this, in real life. We had two great danes (Scooby & Tigger), may they rest in peace. Anyway Tigger was sitting down on grass and I got on his back for a photo. Next thing i know he gets up and starts running with me on his back. He was only three months old and I was in my late 20's.
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  • Danika
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    I like my melons big.

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    Get your mind out of the gutter. :p

    sorry, no can do...

    regarding melons, so do I... B)


  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    Ultra Great swords from dark souls
  • Rahotu
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    Megabear wrote: »
    Phage wrote: »

    I like my dogs big.

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    I did this, in real life. We had two great danes (Scooby & Tigger), may they rest in peace. Anyway Tigger was sitting down on grass and I got on his back for a photo. Next thing i know he gets up and starts running with me on his back. He was only three months old and I was in my late 20's.

    Tyrion,leave the dogs alone and look after the dragons pls
  • Rahotu
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    that girl on the great dane,does that saddle have a well placed 'bump'? she's looking too happy by far...
  • starkerealm
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    Megabear wrote: »
    Phage wrote: »

    I like my dogs big.

    03601204e7d73f48599e614bd238c021--pics-of-animals-animals-dog.jpg

    I did this, in real life. We had two great danes (Scooby & Tigger), may they rest in peace. Anyway Tigger was sitting down on grass and I got on his back for a photo. Next thing i know he gets up and starts running with me on his back. He was only three months old and I was in my late 20's.

    Then you photoshoped a girl onto your dog?
  • Idinuse
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    All girls do. But hey, it's the friction. Don't be sad.
    Edited by Idinuse on June 24, 2017 12:43AM
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  • starkerealm
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    I'm much more impressed by her ability to ride the dog on a sunny day, while the dog is standing there on a cloudy one. :p
  • CountEdmondDantes
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    I'm much more impressed by her ability to ride the dog on a sunny day, while the dog is standing there on a cloudy one. :p

    I was literally about to send that exact sentiment when you ninja'd me. Good job.
    Rahotu wrote: »
    that girl on the great dane,does that saddle have a well placed 'bump'? she's looking too happy by far...

    Down boy. You do realize the image is Photoshopped, right?

    Edit: Maybe you don't wanna know what she's smiling at ...


    Edited by CountEdmondDantes on June 24, 2017 12:54AM
  • CountEdmondDantes
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    Phage wrote: »
    I like my things to be big.
    ...

    I want a big, ridiculous one-handed sword. The biggest one in the game.

    Well, you do what your Photoshop artist did: create a very, very small Bosmer girl and give her the biggest sword you can find.
  • PlagueSD
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    Phage wrote: »
    I want a big, ridiculous one-handed sword. The biggest one in the game.


    Then you're playing the wrong game.

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  • Betheny
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    Nobody went to overcompensating much?
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Nobody went to overcompensating much?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8tPpS7MI6s

    There ya go .
  • Teridaxus
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    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/292830/i-want-to-be-big/p1

    ...are you two related?
  • Bringer
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    My mind was in the gutter at the tread title, friend.
  • AlienatedGoat
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    Bringer wrote: »
    My mind was in the gutter at the tread title, friend.


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