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Which unrealistic NB upgrade would you choose?

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Megabear
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Assume ESO went psycho and decided to go P2W by selling godly class upgrades (the end is nigh!)

Also assume the listed abilities are balanced through global cooldown and what not.
Edited by Megabear on June 2, 2017 9:45PM
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Which unrealistic NB upgrade would you choose? 100 votes

Ability to remain stealthed after a single shot kill
12%
aubrey.baconb16_ESOSoupDragonGilGaladnimblialtemrielBallcapArchMikemVipstaakkiAriotarSydneyGreyvpyZuzu_SprigganFlinger 12 votes
Ability to Werewolf & Vampire together
3%
Cpt_TeemoXDuchessofArkhamxXkaldrihjarta 3 votes
Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
27%
IcyDeadPeopleKochDerDamonenIruil_ESOChililianmakrethwhiteshadow711jppreub18_ESOphermitgbTonturriShanjijriMinalanStovahkiinFodoreDamianosvonScuzzmanbrandonv516Yfeght Judas HelviarynDiozaelsfred4Eshja 27 votes
Ability to turn into inanimate object as long as there are no line of sight to/from an enemy
17%
TurelusixieRoamingRiverElkCP5TheShadowScoutToomdadVoxicityBethenyitehacheXxBradeyxXzassasaurusSilverIce58ofSunholdToKuRoPanzanellaLavenninMudcrabjedi 17 votes
Ability to summon two identical clones with same defensive stats but do no damage
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cavakthestampedeMadyCheloAllu07neb18_ESObottleofsyrupdsalterEdziuTicussEnemy-of-ColdharbourMettaricanaSneaky-SnurrMarkusTheValiantQuebraRegraoSemajGreenSoup2HoTArbitratorJonnoGuyNamedSeanObsidianMichiCloudless 41 votes
  • Megabear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    Assume single shot is generally possible against non-tank players.
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    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • dsalter
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    Ability to summon two identical clones with same defensive stats but do no damage
    obviously the others were intended to be op but this one could work as a defence skill that they lack, a semi good one but still workin, especially since NB are illusion focused
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  • QuebraRegra
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    Ability to summon two identical clones with same defensive stats but do no damage
    although some trick to change yer indicator to that of a friendly faction temporarily would be pretty funny
  • Megabear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    QuebraRegra wrote: »
    although some trick to change yer indicator to that of a friendly faction temporarily would be pretty funny

    That's a good idea.
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  • Shanjijri
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    Just because the idea is funny.
  • Megabear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    Griffe wrote: »
    Just because the idea is funny.

    That's why I chose it too lol. I think it'd be hilarious, kind of a big F U too.
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  • Turelus
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    Ability to turn into inanimate object as long as there are no line of sight to/from an enemy
    OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!

    I would have so much fun in Cyrodiil... a tree, a rock...
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  • Browiseth
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    all of these things sound awful
    skingrad when zoscharacters:
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    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
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  • starkerealm
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    Turelus wrote: »
    OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!

    I would have so much fun in Cyrodiil... a tree, a rock...

    A tree? A rock? No, it's just @Enodoc.

    A door? A portcullis? Oh **** it's @Turelus!
  • Turelus
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    Ability to turn into inanimate object as long as there are no line of sight to/from an enemy
    starkerealm wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!

    I would have so much fun in Cyrodiil... a tree, a rock...

    A tree? A rock? No, it's just Enodoc.

    A door? A portcullis? Oh **** it's Turelus!
    hahaha :joy: It might be how tired I am but that had me laughing way too much, thank you.
    I wish I could give you more than 1 Awesome.
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  • Megabear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    Browiseth wrote: »
    all of these things sound awful

    What if you could turn into a God and backstab people with fingers?
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  • MisterBigglesworth
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    Teleporting to Shadow Image can be used while dead and also rewinds time (server rollback) :trollface:
    Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
  • Minalan
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    Disguise, so long as it makes you appear to be part of the enemy's faction.

    Until you attack someone...
  • max_only
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    Ability to summon two identical clones with same defensive stats but do no damage
    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill --

    what is this? TF2? Lol i hated spies in that game.
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  • Megabear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    max_only wrote: »
    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill --

    what is this? TF2? Lol i hated spies in that game.

    It was rewarding when you kill one though
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  • ku5h
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    -Tag enemy with illusion, so he appears as enemy to his allies for set amount of time.

    that would be lol, in cyro!
  • ShedsHisTail
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    Megabear wrote: »
    Browiseth wrote: »
    all of these things sound awful

    What if you could turn into a God and backstab people with fingers?

    That seems fine, balanced, and fair.

    #implementnow
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  • Tasear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    It has no practical application in the game... but darn wouldn't it be cool.
  • ArchMikem
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    Ability to remain stealthed after a single shot kill
    Assuming I could get my attack damage that high, especially in a PvP zone, then sure, yeah, I'd be the most overpowered person in the game. As well as the most hated.
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  • Megabear
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Assuming I could get my attack damage that high, especially in a PvP zone, then sure, yeah, I'd be the most overpowered person in the game. As well as the most hated.

    Used to do this in DAoC before they got rid of it. I'd kill, and it would be like poking at a beehive with everyone looking for me. Then I'd come back and kill another, repeat. Was fun, really fun while it lasted.
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  • SilverIce58
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    Ability to turn into inanimate object as long as there are no line of sight to/from an enemy
    I picked the second to last bc it'd be fun in PvE, but also that last option would be pretty cool imo
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  • grim_tactics
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    Where are the nerf options?
  • Avalon
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    My two suggestions (neither really on the list)
    1: Ability to use BoW on players with extended range based on their sneaking radius
    2: Ability to exchange alliance tags with a target for about 20 seconds
  • whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    this would be awesome..
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  • Tonturri
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    That disguise thing sounds cool as hell, and might actually be doable. Not that it'll ever happen, but still
  • Enodoc
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!

    I would have so much fun in Cyrodiil... a tree, a rock...
    A tree? A rock? No, it's just Enodoc.

    A door? A portcullis? Oh **** it's @Turelus!
    Yeah quite... if I'm not moving, leave me alone!
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  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    Ability to summon two identical clones with same defensive stats but do no damage
    This would be a very realistic upgrade for a NB imho.

    Always loved trickery in any games. It adds another layer of gameplay spectrum and would certainly make NBs more intriguing.
    Only downside is that I can see how this could be a little overwhelming in PvP but rather useless in PvE.
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  • acw37162
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    Other,

    Delete the NB class from the game.
  • Shardaxx
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    I'd just settle for cloak getting fixed and keeping the stealth attack damage boost.
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  • phermitgb
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    Ability to disguise into enemy player that you kill
    most of the ideas proposed just sound silly (werewolf+vamp at the same time, for example)...but I really actually do like the idea of disguising yourself as another player - or even just temporarily disguising yourself as their faction (execute an opposing faction member, do some kind of channel like res, and then get a fake "tag" on your character that treats you as that faction for purposes of heals and aoe ff immunity, but ALSO makes you susceptible to being targeted by your primary faction)

    that'd be fun and actually seems logically follow to a certain degree
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