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Open letter to the Alik'r authorities

Captain2
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I would just like to come forward as a witness to a terrible act. Rasheh, working at the stables in Leki's Blade has been observed several times grabbing a shovel and throwing an impressive amount of sand in the face of one of the horses at the stable. The poor horse is apparently so accustomed to the act that they no longer even react. Certainly there must be some kind of law in place in Redguard society to prevent such terrible treatment of the poor creature.

Cecil (as I have decided to name him due to the neglectful owners at the stable refusing to give him a name) deserves better. He deserves a bright future. Not a face full of sand.
I expect to see Rasheh in stocks soon.

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  • SantieClaws
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    Cecil just bides his time yes.

    Sooon.

    Yours with paws
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  • alephthiago
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    Captain2 wrote: »
    I would just like to come forward as a witness to a terrible act. Rasheh, working at the stables in Leki's Blade has been observed several times grabbing a shovel and throwing an impressive amount of sand in the face of one of the horses at the stable. The poor horse is apparently so accustomed to the act that they no longer even react. Certainly there must be some kind of law in place in Redguard society to prevent such terrible treatment of the poor creature.

    Cecil (as I have decided to name him due to the neglectful owners at the stable refusing to give him a name) deserves better. He deserves a bright future. Not a face full of sand.
    I expect to see Rasheh in stocks soon.

    kJo4OFr.png

    Ok this is the kind of post this forum needs :D
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  • Muttsmutt
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    this is one of my favorite threads now
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  • Morgul667
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    I like it :-)
  • TheStealthDude
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    Justice for Cecil!
  • drakhan2002_ESO
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    Where's Tamriel's version of PETA? They might want to know about this...
  • SantieClaws
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    Reports are coming in from Sentinel of the mysterious disappearance of a stablehand.

    All that remained was a broken shovel and part of a pair of long brown boots.

    Several crates of carrots were also broken and their contents missing.

    A bloody trail of horseshoe prints could be seen leading away from the scene.

    Police in Alik'r have arrested a khajiit.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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  • Tan9oSuccka
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    This makes me laugh. Along with the post about the Chokethorn trophy being offensive.

    :)
  • Captain2
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    Reports are coming in from Sentinel of the mysterious disappearance of a stablehand.

    All that remained was a broken shovel and part of a pair of long brown boots.

    Several crates of carrots were also broken and their contents missing.

    A bloody trail of horseshoe prints could be seen leading away from the scene.

    Police in Alik'r have arrested a khajiit.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Oh dear. I'll have to pass through the area quickly. Lest I be implicated.
  • Rev Rielle
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    Well, when the winds don' t blow the sands to blast away the mites and ticks, we must take matters into our own hands. It was common practice by the horse-lords at Aswala Stables (home of the Yokudan Charger), before that blasted anchor dropped in the middle of town...
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  • GCVDJ11T
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    Captain2 wrote: »
    I would just like to come forward as a witness to a terrible act. Rasheh, working at the stables in Leki's Blade has been observed several times grabbing a shovel and throwing an impressive amount of sand in the face of one of the horses at the stable. The poor horse is apparently so accustomed to the act that they no longer even react. Certainly there must be some kind of law in place in Redguard society to prevent such terrible treatment of the poor creature.

    Cecil (as I have decided to name him due to the neglectful owners at the stable refusing to give him a name) deserves better. He deserves a bright future. Not a face full of sand.
    I expect to see Rasheh in stocks soon.

    kJo4OFr.png

    Best Post EVER!
  • SickDuck
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    Naming and shaming?
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  • Captain2
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    SickDuck wrote: »
    Naming and shaming?

    Of course. How else will Cecil ever see justice? :smile:
  • Serjustin19
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    Captain2 wrote: »
    I would just like to come forward as a witness to a terrible act. Rasheh, working at the stables in Leki's Blade has been observed several times grabbing a shovel and throwing an impressive amount of sand in the face of one of the horses at the stable. The poor horse is apparently so accustomed to the act that they no longer even react. Certainly there must be some kind of law in place in Redguard society to prevent such terrible treatment of the poor creature.

    Cecil (as I have decided to name him due to the neglectful owners at the stable refusing to give him a name) deserves better. He deserves a bright future. Not a face full of sand.
    I expect to see Rasheh in stocks soon.

    kJo4OFr.png

    Since horses don't roll in game, The dirt must be applied to the horse. Via the hand and or shovel. The sand acts like a secondary protective covering on the horse. This secondary protective covering dries of sweat and also drives of bugs. Including on face. For example horse fly's.

    Thus the npc in question, deeply loves her horse so much, to also want horse to live a long and wonderful life (until servers shut down) Without those pesty flies to. Thus I don't believe it's animal cruelty unless npc in question starts doing mean stuff. But in reality I believe that the NPC in question has a really strong bond with horse.

    PS: I to also have a horse, whom rolls in dirt. Beautiful paint 15 hands high. Majestic creatures they are. Nice thread OP also. :smile:
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  • deathlikebean
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    This is perfect <3
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  • TheNuminous1
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    Rev Rielle wrote: »
    Well, when the winds don' t blow the sands to blast away the mites and ticks, we must take matters into our own hands. It was common practice by the horse-lords at Aswala Stables (home of the Yokudan Charger), before that blasted anchor dropped in the middle of town...

    This is what happens when foreign races come into places like the alik'r. They don't understand the struggles living amongst the sands. Start accusing without listening.
  • Sosderosii
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    And to her employer, she at lest once refused to talk to any customer for an entire in-game hour.
  • Asardes
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    That horse is old and mangy. Should have been sent to the mastic factory a long time ago. It would net a nice profit since the thing is rather expensive in guild stores :D
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  • Rouven
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    Hence the old saying "Don't look in the horses mouth while shoveling sand."
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  • KimberlyannKitsuragi
    Sosderosii wrote: »
    And to her employer, she at lest once refused to talk to any customer for an entire in-game hour.

    That person had a bounty I assume

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  • Trinity_Is_My_Name
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    LOL. Awesome!
  • geonsocal
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    Captain2 wrote: »
    I would just like to come forward as a witness to a terrible act. Rasheh, working at the stables in Leki's Blade has been observed several times grabbing a shovel and throwing an impressive amount of sand in the face of one of the horses at the stable. The poor horse is apparently so accustomed to the act that they no longer even react. Certainly there must be some kind of law in place in Redguard society to prevent such terrible treatment of the poor creature.

    Cecil (as I have decided to name him due to the neglectful owners at the stable refusing to give him a name) deserves better. He deserves a bright future. Not a face full of sand.
    I expect to see Rasheh in stocks soon.

    kJo4OFr.png

    Since horses don't roll in game, The dirt must be applied to the horse. Via the hand and or shovel. The sand acts like a secondary protective covering on the horse. This secondary protective covering dries of sweat and also drives of bugs. Including on face. For example horse fly's.

    Thus the npc in question, deeply loves her horse so much, to also want horse to live a long and wonderful life (until servers shut down) Without those pesty flies to. Thus I don't believe it's animal cruelty unless npc in question starts doing mean stuff. But in reality I believe that the NPC in question has a really strong bond with horse.

    PS: I to also have a horse, whom rolls in dirt. Beautiful paint 15 hands high. Majestic creatures they are. Nice thread OP also. :smile:

    not quite sure what your secret is @Serjustin19 - but, you always make me smile - thanks :)
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  • ynimma
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    Splendid! :smiley:
    I think Cecil has a plan though - she'll sneeze the whole load of sand in one go back to the face of Rasheh, just watch!
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