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Natch Potes aka Pants Notes

Juhasow
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I think it's time to ask for them :smile:

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  • Eweroun
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    Juhasow wrote: »
    I think it's time to ask for them :smile:

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  • Juhasow
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    Eweroun wrote: »
    Juhasow wrote: »
    I think it's time to ask for them :smile:

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    Why ? :cry:
  • SantieClaws
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    Indeed.

    Bring on the Pants Notes. It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Also why is Tamriel not back up yet and also why is the sky blue? This one thinks it should be green perhaps. Could you change that too yes?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • Turelus
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    I am going to really need these today.

    Patch days whilst at work are the worst for longing to be home and playing.

    On the flip side I do get lots of forums time to enjoy the forums losing their minds.

    Coffee, check.
    Snarky comments, check.
    Troll post emotes, check, check and check. :trollface::tongue::smirk:

    BRING ON THE NATCH POTES!
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Juhasow
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    I really need something to read during that over 10 gb update downloading.
  • Turelus
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    Juhasow wrote: »
    I really need something to read during that over 10 gb update downloading.
    May or may not have left my PC on at home with the launcher open. :innocent:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Juhasow wrote: »
    I really need something to read during that over 10 gb update downloading.
    May or may not have left my PC on at home with the launcher open. :innocent:

    A fantastic idea :D
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • MarkusLiberty
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    It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Game is still live, to early for pants notes
    *Special Snowflake*

  • Turelus
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    It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Game is still live, to early for pants notes
    Damn it ZOS turn the servers off! We need Patch Notes.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Juhasow
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    It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Game is still live, to early for pants notes

    And now it's offline. Patch notes please !
  • Syntse
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    estimation of patch size would be nice too
    Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
    Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
    Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
    Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
    Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
    Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
    Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
  • Edziu
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    Juhasow wrote: »
    It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Game is still live, to early for pants notes

    And now it's offline. Patch notes please !

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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Bring on the Pants Notes.

    No pants = no pockets.

    I see what you did there, Santie ;)



  • Turelus
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    Edziu wrote: »
    Juhasow wrote: »
    It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Game is still live, to early for pants notes

    And now it's offline. Patch notes please !

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    This is why people shoot bears, just sayin.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Hey @ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes? :smiley:
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Rohamad_Ali
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  • helios777
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    I heard that it's gonna be a 24 hour maintenance. Is that true?
    Grand Warlord HAXERUS. One of the last OG Mag DKs.
    Mag DK through Thick and Thin.
    Retired from Cyrodiil until they finally decide to fix the performance, which is probably never.
  • Xariz
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    Whelp, you win lol
  • Cinbri
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    Looking for greatest Patch Notes ever.
  • Turelus
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    Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes? :smiley:

    Combat and Gameplay Changes

    Sorcerer
    • Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
    Developer Comment
    We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Morgul667
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    Natch potes would be nice

    As well as estimated download size,

    to confirm how little our chances to play today are?
  • Nervani
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes? :smiley:

    Combat and Gameplay Changes

    Sorcerer
    • Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
    Developer Comment
    We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.

    OMG hahahaha :D
  • Kram8ion
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    WAAAAAA! It's a couple of weeks for me on console and then you just know that it's gonna take nearly a day to download and fingers crossed it doesn't crash :/


    I'm so jelly
    Aussie lag is real!
  • Edziu
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Edziu wrote: »
    Juhasow wrote: »
    It has been whole minutes since maintenance began (this one thinks - has it begun yet?)

    Game is still live, to early for pants notes

    And now it's offline. Patch notes please !

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    This is why people shoot bears, just sayin.
    not because of this?
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  • bebynnag
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes? :smiley:

    Combat and Gameplay Changes

    Sorcerer
    • Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
    Developer Comment
    We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.

    This change has ruined my immersion, My redguard Sorcy McSorcface's name no longer makes any sense. i demand a name, race & appearance change token!
    (Edt: i know the above is a joke - this is my attempt at a joke reply)
    Edited by bebynnag on May 22, 2017 8:23AM
  • Turelus
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes? :smiley:

    Combat and Gameplay Changes

    Sorcerer
    • Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
    Developer Comment
    We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.

    This change has ruined my immersion, My redguard Sorcy McSorcface's name no longer makes any sense. i demand a name, race & appearance change token!
    (Edt: i know the above is a joke - this is my attempt at a joke reply)
    To be fair, people probably would demand those things. :joy:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • ArvenAldmeri
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    I am afraid Ginna is still in deep sleep right now, too early in NA xD have to wait natch potěš couple more hours.
    Magicka sorcerer from start until the end. Always. Through the good times and the bad, even now when its probably saddest PvE dps it has ever been.
    Even as an owner of one radiant apex mounts I am against radiant apex mounts and anything thats not obtainable by direct purchase.
  • bebynnag
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Hey ZOS_GinaBruno , what's on page 5 of the natch potes? :smiley:

    Combat and Gameplay Changes

    Sorcerer
    • Sorcerer has been removed from the game, any characters which were formally Sorcerers will now be prompted to pick a new class on log-in.
    Developer Comment
    We're tired of hearing your <snip> so we just removed the damn class. This will be a buff if you choose to be a Dragonknight instead.

    This change has ruined my immersion, My redguard Sorcy McSorcface's name no longer makes any sense. i demand a name, race & appearance change token!
    (Edt: i know the above is a joke - this is my attempt at a joke reply)
    To be fair, people probably would demand those things. :joy:

    so true ;)
  • Masel
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    I really hate that they gave early access. I can't play until 9th June, which was perfect before they announced early access...
    PC EU

    All Trial Trifecta Titles Done!

    Youtube:
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChVEG6ckuAgGs5OyA6VeisA
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