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Queen Ayrenn's Jester

  • NetViperX
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    I don't see the problem, at least the orc girl looks like a female and is somewhat attractive. The same can not be said of the real queen with that man face and the top of her head all squared off and deformed.
  • ThePaleItalian
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    As an Orc I feel I need to log in and take screen shots... to uhhh...

    Zug Zug?... damnit wrong game...

    Snew Snew?... damnit wrong show...
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  • LadyDestiny
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    I think she is cute for an orc.
  • ereboz
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    "Proud Altmer"? Oh, how you had me crackin' up there.

    Hey my main is an Altmer and he's dam proud
  • Molydeus
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    Altmer have no sense of humor, none of them would agree to be a jester.
  • Artis
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    "to bear". Get it?
  • Runs
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    milkbox wrote: »
    As orcs go, she's pretty hot.

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  • rotaugen454
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    I think she is cute for an orc.

    Nice micro aggression...
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • fgoron2000
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    ZOS, don't you dare touch this...this is by far my favorite part of the festival...the jester queen is absolutely hilarious

    if players wanna complain about something then what about a "princess" pig? now that's not exactly regal...

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    Or else I would have to send a few of my slaves on after you :)

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  • Tryxus
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    Looks way better than the original, it's a nice improvement

    Edited by Tryxus on March 23, 2017 6:58PM
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  • Indigochild3rdi
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.
    Edited by Indigochild3rdi on March 23, 2017 7:03PM
  • Bladerunner1
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    It checks out. She could be a wood orc, they come from AD zones.

    I'd really love to see an imga version of the queen. The ape people from Valenwood, according to lore, want to be like the Altmer so they dress the part. It would hilarious to see an ape queen! Orcs on the other hand are proud skull bashing types, they'd be a bit less inclined to act foolish on purpose.
    Edited by Bladerunner1 on March 23, 2017 7:12PM
  • Anti_Virus
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    Orc.

    Oh and AD sucks FOR THE COVENANT!
    Edited by Anti_Virus on March 23, 2017 7:47PM
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  • TheShadowScout
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    ZOS whats the beef? Why is her Jester an ugly Orc?
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    Seems like SOMEBODY didn't get he Joke!
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    I'd explain it but... I am pretty sure that would not help:
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    :p;):D
  • O_LYKOS
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    Orcs need love too
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  • phairdon
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    Dorc's!
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • SydneyGrey
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    I have a sneaking suspicion that orc is the Undaunted orc babe in a costume. >:)
  • KitLightning
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    Runs wrote: »
    milkbox wrote: »
    As orcs go, she's pretty hot.

    https://youtu.be/DrqtIp5rE4s

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  • Doctordarkspawn
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    I think she is cute for an orc.

    Nice micro aggression...

    ...Please, god, tell me you are joking.
  • Lylith
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    I think she is cute for an orc.

    Nice micro aggression...

    that term shouldn't even exist.

    needs to be $hitcanned along with 'triggered' and 'safe spaces' and whoever coined such rubbish.
    Edited by Lylith on March 24, 2017 1:35AM
  • Banana
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    I would
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Don't be so elfish ...
  • Muramasa89
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    Why is her Jester an ugly Orc? It should be a proud Altmer. If you had to pick another race at least be it a khajiit, not an ugly obnoxious Orc.

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  • StereoLiz
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    Wow, this is awesome. OP is literally like grumpy NPC, who don't get it. Great job, ZOS.

    By the way, where I can find angry khajiit fans talking about khajiit being zoophile?
  • SydneyGrey
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    StereoLiz wrote: »
    Wow, this is awesome. OP is literally like grumpy NPC, who don't get it. Great job, ZOS.
    By the way, where I can find angry khajiit fans talking about khajiit being zoophile?
    I'm pretty sure he was joking about marrying the pig.





    I hope. :#

  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Ugly orc? Orc that is ugly? No orcs allowed??!

    You my friend just crossed the line. But if you want to start this game then lets play.

    Altmers are so tall that they cannot disguise as dwarfs.
    - ohh. U feel the burn? Hah

    Altmer? More like assmer.
    -wanna take ur words back now?

    Altmers smell as bad as pig farm.
    -ohohohoo. I think i got the longer edge of the stick this time.

    I have still more, if you ever say as horrible things about orcs.

    That's what I'm saying! I love orcs. I think it's an insult to orcs to be used as a joke for the altmers. Should have just been a Pig itself. Death to the altmer! I have a toon in AD but he doesn't associate with high elves. Nasty sort.

    Oh great another Orc (Or a filthy Orc lover) getting salty.

    Just admit that you're jealous that our race is far more superior then yours :)

    And speaking about a Pig (Cough cough) Orcs certainly do have a strong resemblance of one ;)
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on March 24, 2017 8:02AM
  • Enslaved
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    Foolish. Do you even know what is the end goal of your so called "Aldmeri Dominion"?

    You are so superior that you want world to end.
    Also, if you support the Queen (and since you are butthurt over 9000 I would say you do), wouldn't it be pathetic to act like a veiled heritance racist? Hurr Durr, your Queen is an Orsimer now. Deal with it.
  • Jitterbug
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Atleast it's not argonian

    I would take offense to that if I didn't know you were just an ignorant lolmer
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