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Mountain of loot screenshots

  • ThePaleItalian
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    What about this pile of gold

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  • nine9six
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    I'd like to see a picture of that from the PC Gaming master race, with a light source actually hitting it, preferably not a laptop screenie but 24"-30" monitor!

    Here's a kitty in crocs for your efforts
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    Those aren't crocs.
    Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...
  • Acrolas
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    You can do Felonious Recompense in an hour or two, which unlocks both the medium shiny pile of coins and the scales.
    Mountain of Loot takes more than two months of grinding to get... that.

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    There's only one place it belongs. Wasting space in the sea.
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    signing off
  • Cêltic421
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    Lol they could have done better.
  • Betheny
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    Somebody had to squeeze that poor kitten's head and front feet through that tight looking band (which is now a kitty restraint) to make that picture happen :anguished:
  • Betheny
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    See that look? That's a cry for help!
  • Turelus
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    Betheny wrote: »
    See that look? That's a cry for help!
    That's the look on my face many days... Now I'm worried.
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  • Betheny
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    See that look? That's a cry for help!
    That's the look on my face many days... Now I'm worried.

    You should ask your captors to loosen the computer chair seatbelt a little.
  • cyclonus11
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    More like mountain of poot. That is awful.
  • Ilsabet
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    Do you know how many grimy pockets all that loot had to come out of?
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Hey ZoS, maybe you could have one of your graphics interns take 20 minutes on the bump map, then another 20 on vegetable baskets.

    Sad when most of the game looks so good, and something like that looks like clip art made by a 3rd grader.
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • MopeyHat
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    Hey ZoS, maybe you could have one of your graphics interns take 20 minutes on the bump map, then another 20 on vegetable baskets.

    Sad when most of the game looks so good, and something like that looks like clip art made by a 3rd grader.

    I think there was about zero artist work done for Homestead - too much Morrowind stuff to do. All of the Homestead furnishings are existing assets from the game.

    Housing gives a very interesting perspective on the change in art direction - I think a lot of the more basic assets were made back before Skyrim came out and they decided to switch to go towards Skyrim's style.
  • DRXHarbinger
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    Hey ZoS, maybe you could have one of your graphics interns take 20 minutes on the bump map, then another 20 on vegetable baskets.

    Sad when most of the game looks so good, and something like that looks like clip art made by a 3rd grader.

    This. Also sort the crafting stations out. Provisions doesn't even have flames like all the others in game and alchemy doesn't glow. Proper half arsed attempt. In fact surely this involved more work to make them different to the in game ones?
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  • SolidusPrime
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    Oh wow.

    I have been grinding for this furnishing as well, but that just looks horrible. Especially next to the piles that are actually golden.

    Thanks, OP, I can quit wasting my time on this one for now.
  • Turelus
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    Pictures below, this is PC client max graphics.

    I guess it's the lighting which made it so gold.

    Edit: Also her house was open (no wall blocking entrance) but the gold had moved so I ran into her house demanding to know where her gold was, totally not crazy.

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    Edited by Turelus on March 22, 2017 6:35PM
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  • RABIDxWOLVERINE
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    Looks like I ate all your gold and regurgitated it to feed your kids...
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  • Aliyavana
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Pictures below, this is PC client max graphics.

    I guess it's the lighting which made it so gold.

    Edit: Also her house was open (no wall blocking entrance) but the gold had moved so I ran into her house demanding to know where her gold was, totally not crazy.

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    The tanzewil light makes it look alot better but wow... they need to really update the loots texture... @ZOS_GinaBruno can you take our feedback to the art team and maybe thet can update the gold texture? The 1 mil fence achievement takes months of grinding and wow it looks underwhelming... Thanks turelious for the picture
    Edited by Aliyavana on March 22, 2017 7:03PM
  • Soleya
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    On the other hand, the Contraband Violet (Black Market Mogul) dye is one of the prettiest colors in the game.
  • Turelus
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Pictures below, this is PC client max graphics.

    I guess it's the lighting which made it so gold.

    Edit: Also her house was open (no wall blocking entrance) but the gold had moved so I ran into her house demanding to know where her gold was, totally not crazy.

    The tanzewil light makes it look alot better but wow... they need to really update the loots texture... @ZOS_GinaBruno can you take our feedback to the art team and maybe thet can update the gold texture? The 1 mil fence achievement takes months of grinding and wow it looks underwhelming... Thanks turelious for the picture
    Erm... Do you know me, or have we crossed paths before? As that's the way my old guild/friends would say my name to troll me... :confused:
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  • Aliyavana
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    Turelus wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Pictures below, this is PC client max graphics.

    I guess it's the lighting which made it so gold.

    Edit: Also her house was open (no wall blocking entrance) but the gold had moved so I ran into her house demanding to know where her gold was, totally not crazy.

    The tanzewil light makes it look alot better but wow... they need to really update the loots texture... @ZOS_GinaBruno can you take our feedback to the art team and maybe thet can update the gold texture? The 1 mil fence achievement takes months of grinding and wow it looks underwhelming... Thanks turelious for the picture
    Erm... Do you know me, or have we crossed paths before? As that's the way my old guild/friends would say my name to troll me... :confused:

    Probably not, I was typing on my phone and it autocorrected to that lol
  • Turelus
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Turelus wrote: »
    Pictures below, this is PC client max graphics.

    I guess it's the lighting which made it so gold.

    Edit: Also her house was open (no wall blocking entrance) but the gold had moved so I ran into her house demanding to know where her gold was, totally not crazy.

    The tanzewil light makes it look alot better but wow... they need to really update the loots texture... @ZOS_GinaBruno can you take our feedback to the art team and maybe thet can update the gold texture? The 1 mil fence achievement takes months of grinding and wow it looks underwhelming... Thanks turelious for the picture
    Erm... Do you know me, or have we crossed paths before? As that's the way my old guild/friends would say my name to troll me... :confused:

    Probably not, I was typing on my phone and it autocorrected to that lol

    Even the phones troll me now... What a life... :cry:
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    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • imnotanother
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    On the other hand, the Contraband Violet (Black Market Mogul) dye is one of the prettiest colors in the game.

    It is very pretty. Players always comment on it.
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  • WarpigFunk
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    If you fence 2 mil it looks like this:
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  • imnotanother
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    WarpigFunk wrote: »
    If you fence 2 mil it looks like this:
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    ::logs in to steal another million in goods::
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  • Argawarga
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    That is an ugly mound of loot

    Who left this rusty pile of washers on the... oh.
  • OutLaw_Nynx
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    Looks like poop :(
  • Malamar1229
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    You can do Felonious Recompense in an hour or two, which unlocks both the medium shiny pile of coins and the scales.
    Mountain of Loot takes more than two months of grinding to get... that.

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    There's only one place it belongs. Wasting space in the sea.
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    Can you explain how to get in an hour or two?
  • Ilsabet
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    WarpigFunk wrote: »
    If you fence 2 mil it looks like this:
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    I was strongly considering buying a bunch of these and lining a room with them so I could go "swimming."
  • Rouven
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    (...)

    Can you explain how to get in an hour or two?

    If serious ... carry 100k gold on the character, kill citizens in broad daylight, get arrested and pay up.

    At least I think that's the one we are talking about.
    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • Aliyavana
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    Rouven wrote: »
    (...)

    Can you explain how to get in an hour or two?

    If serious ... carry 100k gold on the character, kill citizens in broad daylight, get arrested and pay up.

    At least I think that's the one we are talking about.

    Wrong achievement, one you need is the one where you fence 1 mil worth of gold in items lol
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