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Best names seen in eso 2017

  • Heroeric1337
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    OP, how do you get a hold of Customer Service?
  • Heroeric1337
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    Dang it, wrong thread...Sorry lolz
  • Shia419
    Shia419
    Soul Shriven
    Vanzan Lorisman was the best I've seen so far
    @Shia419 - NA/PC
  • Quantum_Knight
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    I've seen Dora the Exploiter around Cyrodiil.
  • hitman2nine
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    One of the best I have seen is Watches you Pee.
  • Wrecking_Blow_Spam
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    My own characters name:
    Scrub Slayer

    Had many compliments over it, it's on my imperial DK too so it's very fitting :smile:
    Xbox one EU
    8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
    Doesn't stand in red
  • pod88kk
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    I just won a maths debate is my favorite
  • CrazyStarGirlNZ
    PSN name that used to make me laugh was ''SugaBallz'' Not sure spelling is correct but as I live in pvp it made the bags so much funnier and possibly tastier lol
    PS4 NA
    DC Mag Templar, Stam Blade, Mag Sorc
    EP Mag Templar, Stam Blade, Mag Sorc, Stam DK, Mag Warden
    AD Stam DK, Mag Sorc
  • Ch4mpTW
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    An old comrade of mine had a character named Sister Fister on PS4-NA. Lol.
  • Metafae
    Metafae
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    I Khajiit My Pants
  • StrawberryKitsune
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    TheValkyn wrote: »
    MAEK wrote: »
    KaiVox22 wrote: »
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    This wins it for me. I'm dead. Done. XD

    That staff tho! Where do you get that!?

    I believe that it's Varen's staff. I think you can only get it if
    you sacrifice him during the last main quest.

    @MAEK @StrawberryKitsune The staff is the soul shriven motif you get for completing Cadwell's Silver.

    Thanks guys. :) its been bugging me as i knew i'd seen it before and yeah i think varens staff that i got after blowing molag bal back into next century was in this style.
  • pjwb16_ESO
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    I had a mag dk called autistic Toaster but zeni made me rename him :/
    ~ here since Beta

    My Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCw3x5B-l0S093TAo10WafLA


    EU Server PC @Elendiel
    Fyrusha - NB AD
    Auri-ele - Sorc AD
    Watch me Nae Nae - Magicka DK AD
    Watch me Whip - Magicka DK DC
    Schnuggii - Bubble Templar AD
  • Gruntz_II
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    Saw a guy on XB1 with the gamer tag Ruzozuzalpamaz, the spider from Crypt of Hearts. Almost asked for his autograph.
  • soll
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    something like "Roleplayed in Bleakers" during 2xAP week :#
    EU PC
    I like to heal
    Triggered Tryhards/ HighRisk
    EP – Sollencia
    AD – Sollencia Overdose
    When you've invested time and money into a company, you have the right to be upset over changes that will negatively affect your experience and gameplay.

  • Eweroun
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    Runschei wrote: »
    Twice p0rn star

    I know that one, great guy

    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • Zenzuki
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    Saw a Khajit named: Shartz-In-Box. Gave me a laugh.

    I have one named: Stan-Sin-Red :smiley:

    There's lots of clever ones out there. Some pretty bad ones also that I was surprised got through the filters. lol
    Can Open...
    Worms EVERYWHERE!
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Swiftii wrote: »
    Fengrash - yes RASH . Ran a scroll in TF this last week and when it popped up on my screen I was rofl

    Seen that guy a few times myself.
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • ListerJMC
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    A few days ago I logged in to the Skywatch bank, opened my inventory after withdrawing some things, and found this guy creeping behind me:

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    His name was 'Weird Elf Yankovich'.

    My absolute favourite that I've seen was an Argonian called 'Dies-Quite-Often', but I haven't seen that character name in a long time - definitely not 2017.
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • Patrickaus
    I saw a guy called "This name is already taken" (or whatever the phrase is that ZOS uses when you try to name a character with an already used name).
  • Fishoscandi
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    I am a proud owner of the stam sorc khajiit alt that goes by the name of: Fast Cuz Moon Sugar
    Fishoscandi - Orc NB
    Cookie of Dough - Dunmer Templar
    Smells Like Tree Spirit - Bosmer Sorc

    EU PC

  • WuffyCerulei
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    One of my friends has a magplar names Macaroni Sock Puppet, and it just cracks me up. Another friend has Softened Butter as one of her toons too.

    Also a khajiit called Puss, Jesus Take the Heal, and Dances-In-Red-Circles.
    "Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater

    Bring Back Pure Class Build Power
  • Masel
    Masel
    Class Representative
    Duct-Tapes-Your-Wounds, my Fancy argonian healer :)
    PC EU

    All Trial Trifecta Titles Done!

    Youtube:
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChVEG6ckuAgGs5OyA6VeisA
  • baron.kreighteb17_ESO
    Orc

    Urkuk
  • zaria
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    My absolute favourite that I've seen was an Argonian called 'Dies-Quite-Often', but I haven't seen that character name in a long time - definitely not 2017.
    Love that, might be an bad name then queuing as tank for random dungeons :)

    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • bebynnag
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    i just saw an excessively muscular orc walking around glenumbra, he is completley naked (save his pants & shackles)and was called 'over compensating'
  • LMar
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    My Breton is named Tristyn Nestal. I searched hard to make a lore appropriate name :P His moustache is epic though

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    "If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
    "Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"
  • Isellskooma
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    Why Wrobel

    Why Wrobel? What kind of balance is this!
  • ListerJMC
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    zaria wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
    My absolute favourite that I've seen was an Argonian called 'Dies-Quite-Often', but I haven't seen that character name in a long time - definitely not 2017.
    Love that, might be an bad name then queuing as tank for random dungeons :)

    I feel like I need it as a title. Or maybe I should make an Argonian called 'Dies-Often-To-Ping' (also by not paying attention but shhh ;))
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • Tyslasher
    Tyslasher
    Soul Shriven
    I'm in a wheelchair so my healer is "Heals on Wheels". My argonian is "Sits-Too-Long". My ganker is "Roll-Aids".
  • SuperLarrio
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    There's so many good ones in this thread and countless others in game. I like the play on words names more than the in your face vulgarity ones...but i still lol at most of those too

    My contributions
    -Aurora Bow'realis
    Archer sniper gank blade

    -Daenerys Tankaryen
    Blue eyed blonde imperial tank
    "Scissors is in a good place right now but Paper is way OP"-Rock
    "Rock is in a good place right now but Scissors is way OP"-Paper
    "Paper is in a good place right now but Rock is way OP"-Scissors
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