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Best names seen in eso 2017

Sythen88411
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Best names seen in eso ready go!
  • Mayrael
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    An NB with nick: A Fart In The Dark
    Say no to Toxic Casuals!
    I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.


    "Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge
  • Azurulia
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    I've had multiple compliments and comments on my "Cracks-the-Safes" khajiit nightblade.

    I love clever names. The two that I got the biggest kick out of were:

    "Sir Braggart of Bombast" and "Suffers-Fools-Poorly"

    Cookie if you "get" the later name.
    Criminal Scum:
    50 Breton Templar Healer: Olivine Azshara | 42 Orc Dragonknight Tank: Olivine Claremont | 50 Kahjiit Safe Cracker: Cracks-The-Safes | 50 Kahjiit Serial Killer: Cereal-The-Killer <Current Bounty: 1,231,318 gold>

    "Whoever said crime doesn't pay clearly hasn't met Azu." -@Sloris
  • Squeaky_Clean
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    Schrödinger's Khajiit
  • JamieAubrey
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    Not to boast but 3 of my own ( see sig )
  • DRXHarbinger
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    2 pumps one squirt. Srs. Made me chuckle.

    Personally I have the same as my gamertag...then Harbingers Wife and Harbingers other wife (different alliance) the wife seriously though I was hiding something when she saw my toon list.
    PC Master Race

    1001CP
    8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
    Master Angler
    Dro-M'artha Destroyer (at last)
    Tamriel Hero
    Grand Overlord
    Every Skyshard
    Down With BOP!
  • Sythen88411
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    A buddy of mine made or was gonna make "Stay at home dad" still get chuckles.
  • Vexzarium
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    Seen a dude named "High Carb Vegan Sorc" the other day in PVP
    PC-NA
    "Vexzarium" EP Magplar
    "Vèxzarium" DC mDK
  • zaria
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    Vexzarium wrote: »
    Seen a dude named "High Carb Vegan Sorc" the other day in PVP
    Nice for bosmers to know.
    Argonians have an bonus in lore friendly fun names.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • MarkusLiberty
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    Once saw a tall, yellow Altmer named Banana Surprise
    Edited by MarkusLiberty on March 6, 2017 11:45AM
    *Special Snowflake*

  • Bam_Bam
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    "Wait For the Tick"

    "Nice Heals"
    Joined January 2014
    PC EU - PvE & BGs & PvP (Vivec)
    Grand Master Crafter

    #DiscordHypeSquad

    Stream
    Lims Kragm'a
    Bam Bam Bara
  • mariskaas
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    The funniest I have seen recently were people desperately wanting to have a name somehow similar to Jon Snow, so I saw Joon Snoow and Jon Snowballs x)
  • AnviOfVai
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    *Howdidhedodat*

    "I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."

    PS4 - EU

    AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
    DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
    DC - Templar - Tank - 160
    DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
    EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
    EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 160

  • rob_ber
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    Yesterday saw toon named "The hoe next door"
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    Been here for too long
    PC EU

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  • bebynnag
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    just after the 'name display' was introduced, i saw someone running around on a yellow with the characters name of 'actually a blue' (or something like that) it made me giggle!

    my khajit NB gets a lot of attention over her name - Yourma Ma'Sofat

    but the character Cal Trop made me giggle the most!
  • mr1sho
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    "Her Fur Stays wet"
    Makes sense because she a werewolf
    Gold Company Commander
  • Duiwel
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    Vindictive
    @Duiwel:
    Join ORDER OF SITHIS We're recruiting! PC EU

    "Dear Brother. I do not spread rumours. I create them..."
  • Universe
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    My main characters: Universe & Genius.
    Edited by Universe on March 6, 2017 1:45PM
    Some videos I recorded for fun: Main character:
    PC EU main: Universe - AD magicka Sorcerer, Former Emperor, Grand Overlord, The Merciless, Trial Bosses Solo Champion
    Top alts: Genius(stamina/sagicka Dragonknight) The Force(stamina Nightblade) and other chars.
    PC NA main: The Magic - AD magicka Sorcerer
    Started playing ESO in beta & early access
    User_ID: Daedric_Prince
  • Kanereno
    Kanereno
    Faps-In-Shadows.

    Mm I have actually seen that one too
  • Kanereno
    Kanereno
    I've also seen one called Faps-Into-Winds
  • Alagras
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    Seen "Tanks-For-Food" lately
  • npuk
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    "Hello Zergs"

    and

    "Mo Lag Ball Bag"
    The Sacrificial Warriors GMXbox One EU:18x CP Chars (2300+ CP)Xbox One NA: 3x CP Chars (800+ CP)Xbox One (alt) EU:5x CP Chars (1500+ CP)Xbox One (alt 2) EU:1x CP Chars (450+ CP)PC EU: 1x CP Char (400+ CP)
  • BoloBoffin
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    "Me Yet Again" - when appearing on kill messages, "You've killed Me Yet Again."

    If we're allowed to brag on our own, I like my two Argonians "Holds-Your-Beer" the healer and "Nerfs-Doshia."
    Edited by BoloBoffin on March 6, 2017 12:59PM
    I ride in a zerg ball of one.
  • Voxicity
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  • Hand_Bacon
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    Shaif Hirbousch
    #AlmostGood@ESO
  • Jitterbug
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    I still have my money on

    "Doest Thou Even Hoist"
  • mrfrontman
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    Khajiit

    KhajMeOussigh
  • theher0not
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    Schrödinger's Khajiit

    That is the name of my NB (except that I accidently spelled it "shrödinger's khajiit" and didn't reslise my mistake untill it was too late to change).

    Other than that I saw an argonian called "eats-her-eggs" which I thought was kind of fun. And another one called "Elizardbeth".
    Edited by theher0not on March 6, 2017 1:19PM
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    'Eats-Her-Eggs' is one of my guildmates - makes me chuckle every time!

    My husband has an Orc called 'Pink Profundity' and a Redguard called 'Hobgob Lyn'
    Another Orc called 'Harpic gro-Bogtrauma, Imperial called 'Brian Cohen' :)
    Bionic Crazy Cat Lady
  • isthatujonwayne
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    Seen a few. 'Sniff my finger' a tank named 'rez me u c***' how they got away with that I don't
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