Best names seen in eso 2017

sirston · March 2017

Had a guild member once have a copy of See-All-Colors to Cums-All-Colors

MAEK · March 2017

StrawberryKitsune wrote: »

KaiVox22 wrote: »

This wins it for me. I'm dead. Done. XD

That staff tho! Where do you get that!?

I believe that it's Varen's staff. I think you can only get it if

you sacrifice him during the last main quest.

Nova Sky · March 2017

Hmm. How about a Khajiit named "Best of Litter."

USTTech · March 2017

Khajiit female named "Meow Say Tongue"

VaxtinTheWolf · March 2017

Occasionally I get a comment about my Nightblade Tank's name; "Generic Argonian"

BACONCHEESEBURGER · March 2017

Cant quite remember this one Argonian/Khajiit/whatever's name exactly. But it was something along the lines of,
Crashes-The_Server.

mr_wazzabi · March 2017

Dik punch

MLGProPlayer · March 2017

The problem with "fun" names (sex jokes, poop jokes, poking fun at developers, politicians, or other real people, etc.) always get reported in MMOs.

UrQuan · March 2017

Yesterday in Cyrodiil I was trying to res a character whose name was some variant on "Carebear". I thought it was pretty funny considering the Carebear was PVPing

Also, may I submit for your approval one of my own characters. He's a bosmer DK whose height slider is all the way down, and who is as muscular as I cold possibly make him. His name is "Short and Hard" because of the lyric "life's short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf". I usually prefer to do lore-friendly names, but I justify that one based on him being an orphan growing up on the streets, and that was the nickname he earned while doing whatever he had to do to survive.

XxLone_WolfxX402 · March 2017

me and my gf argonian healers are named.
Lost-in-Ideas and
Has-No-Idea

devilsTear · March 2017

I think I saw a nb once called Saturday nightblade, I thought it was cleaver.

Dakim · March 2017

Wyietsayon wrote: »

Got an argonian named Drains-His-Mugs. He's a tanky guy. Still debating getting that drunken personality for him, but that suggest he's a lightweight. Being a heavyset argonian (poison resist) born in Nord culture, to suggest he's not able to hold his liquor would get you, at best, a drinking contest, at worst, a black eye and a possible bar fight.

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Wait, aint bar fights and black eyes supposed to be part of drinking contests, thats half the fun

ProngedSword · March 2017

Bilbo T Baggins made me chuckle, TheMumTickler made me laugh aswell, just so random

SinKissed · March 2017

I have a bosmer NB who has antlers named "Absolutely Adeerable" and a khajiit stam sorc named "The Purricane"

Dexter411 · March 2017

Blazing Dunmer - magDK
Gandalf - whole damn cosplay, looked amazing
teabagger - was well, doing his thing on corpse of every boss in dungeons, spilled good coffee because of him

qsnoopyjr · March 2017

Cant Stump The Trump

t3hdubzy · March 2017

Khajit named nibbles butterworth, although hes now a dark elf but was too poor to spring for a name change.

Tan9oSuccka · March 2017

PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »

Faps-In-Shadows.

Win.

Theodard · March 2017

Ronald Regen
Healing Ahandbasket
Rock You With a Hurricane

t3hdubzy · March 2017

Theodard wrote: »

Ronald Regen
Healing Ahandbasket
Rock You With a Hurricane

Lol at ronald regen

Totes-Bode · March 2017

"zos made me change names" top of the vSO weekly leaderboards.

Wrathmane · March 2017

ProngedSword wrote: »

Bilbo T Baggins made me chuckle, TheMumTickler made me laugh aswell, just so random

On the same line as this I saw a dude who must have had the height slider all the way down called... "Willbe Underfoot"

IcyDeadPeople · March 2017

I like how "Eskimo's Stam DK" is magicka sorc

Sylo78 · March 2017

Dunno about the best, but the funniest I've seen was Sir Gigantus Sac Dropper.

Vulsahdaal · March 2017

I have a khajiit named Ak'suhp Ferbolls. A friend of mine had (or maybe still has?) an orc named Hohm gro-Nweed (I think is how he spells it?)..

xeNNNNN · March 2017

JamieAubrey wrote: »

Not to boast but 3 of my own ( see sig )

huh not got to the shaft yet?

raulduke71 · March 2017

I had folks familiar with the author Hunter S. Thompson (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Rum Diaries) friend me simply because of my screen name: raulduke (to be correct, Thompson used the surname Roul Duke when singing into hotels-- mostly because he personally wasn't accepted into most establishments more than once as himself--too hard on the rooms). Just a way to pay homage to one of the strangest and most gifted literary icons of the 20th century. Tip: his books are even better than the films--even though Johnny Depp is amazing as Thompson/Roul Duke.

Jaeme Diam · March 2017

Saw a guy named "Walker Texas Templar". Made me lol.

Also Kim Trails.

TheValkyn · March 2017

MAEK wrote: »

StrawberryKitsune wrote: »

KaiVox22 wrote: »

This wins it for me. I'm dead. Done. XD

That staff tho! Where do you get that!?

I believe that it's Varen's staff. I think you can only get it if
you sacrifice him during the last main quest.

@MAEK @StrawberryKitsune The staff is the soul shriven motif you get for completing Cadwell's Silver.

Avidspark · March 2017

Sofa King We Todd Ed

Ch'tta Ph'kop

(on my alts, ofc

)