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Sythen88411
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SO a Khajiit, Wood Elf and a Argonian walk into a pub right. Finish it make it good.
Edited by Sythen88411 on March 6, 2017 11:52AM
  • Sythen88411
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    @SantieClaws I know you can cook something good up for this just saying... :smile:
  • SantieClaws
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    Walk into a pup?

    Well then the Wood Elf probably feels lucky that dinner is so close at hand yes.

    Khajiit does not like doggies but neither would she eat them. Nasty smelly things - so unlike a good fish yes!

    Yours with paws
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  • Sythen88411
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Walk into a pup?

    Well then the Wood Elf probably feels lucky that dinner is so close at hand yes.

    Khajiit does not like doggies but neither would she eat them. Nasty smelly things - so unlike a good fish yes!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    "Pub" fixed.....words are hard with too much skooma yes?
  • Jim_Pipp
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    Sythen88411 wrote: »
    SO a Khajiit, Wood Elf and a Argonian walk into a pub right. Finish it make it good.

    Above the Nord barman's head are haunches of bear meat, and the three friends look on hungrilly, as none of them has any gold.

    "This one wagers that Khajiit will have a belly full of "borrowed" meat," smiles the crafty Khajiit.

    "I erect the spine of competition, let's agree that the first person to steal the meat will also win all of our weaponssss." Slithers the retired shadowscale.

    The bosmer looks at the meat, hanging above the Nord's head and says "no way, those steaks are too high".
    Edited by Jim_Pipp on March 6, 2017 12:13PM
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    The khajiit is wearing trollking, while the bosmer trips and takes less damage... The argonian swims faster
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  • Delimber
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    The old shadow scale sneaks up on the Nord and quietly kills him.

    The Khajit then easily grabs the bear meat for himself and the Argonian.

    The Wood Elf goes about cooking the Nord.
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    Delimber wrote: »
    The old shadow scale sneaks up on the Nord and quietly kills him.

    The Khajit then easily grabs the bear meat for himself and the Argonian.

    The Wood Elf goes about cooking the Nord.

    What's with the hatred towards the Nord?
  • Delimber
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    Zinaroth wrote: »
    Delimber wrote: »
    The old shadow scale sneaks up on the Nord and quietly kills him.

    The Khajit then easily grabs the bear meat for himself and the Argonian.

    The Wood Elf goes about cooking the Nord.

    What's with the hatred towards the Nord?

    Its not because the bartender was a Nord, its just that the bartender was a possible witness o:)
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    Sythen88411 wrote: »
    SO a Khajiit, Wood Elf and a Argonian walk into a pub right. Finish it make it good.

    Nord Bartender - "Alright, who was the dirty milk-drinker that moved my wall decorations by the door?"
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    Zinaroth wrote: »
    Delimber wrote: »
    The old shadow scale sneaks up on the Nord and quietly kills him.

    The Khajit then easily grabs the bear meat for himself and the Argonian.

    The Wood Elf goes about cooking the Nord.

    What's with the hatred towards the Nord?

    Not everyone likes to be around drunks all the time lol.
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