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SO a Khajiit, Wood Elf and a Argonian walk into a pub right. Finish it make it good.
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Well then the Wood Elf probably feels lucky that dinner is so close at hand yes.
Khajiit does not like doggies but neither would she eat them. Nasty smelly things - so unlike a good fish yes!
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Sythen88411✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »Walk into a pup?
Well then the Wood Elf probably feels lucky that dinner is so close at hand yes.
Khajiit does not like doggies but neither would she eat them. Nasty smelly things - so unlike a good fish yes!
Yours with paws
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✭Sythen88411 wrote: »SO a Khajiit, Wood Elf and a Argonian walk into a pub right. Finish it make it good.
Above the Nord barman's head are haunches of bear meat, and the three friends look on hungrilly, as none of them has any gold.
"This one wagers that Khajiit will have a belly full of "borrowed" meat," smiles the crafty Khajiit.
"I erect the spine of competition, let's agree that the first person to steal the meat will also win all of our weaponssss." Slithers the retired shadowscale.
The bosmer looks at the meat, hanging above the Nord's head and says "no way, those steaks are too high".Edited by Jim_Pipp on March 6, 2017 12:13PM#1 tip (Re)check your graphics settings periodically - especially resolution.4 -
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✭The khajiit is wearing trollking, while the bosmer trips and takes less damage... The argonian swims fasterRhage Lionpride DC Stamina Templar
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Delimber✭✭✭The old shadow scale sneaks up on the Nord and quietly kills him.
The Khajit then easily grabs the bear meat for himself and the Argonian.
The Wood Elf goes about cooking the Nord.Solo PvP and PvE most of the time.
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Its not because the bartender was a Nord, its just that the bartender was a possible witness
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✭✭✭✭✭Sythen88411 wrote: »SO a Khajiit, Wood Elf and a Argonian walk into a pub right. Finish it make it good.
Nord Bartender - "Alright, who was the dirty milk-drinker that moved my wall decorations by the door?"Minno - DC - Forum-plar Extraordinaire
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Not everyone likes to be around drunks all the time lol.Minno - DC - Forum-plar Extraordinaire
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