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Best names seen in eso 2017

  • Buffler
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    I have a stamblade called "Sir Rolls-a-lot"
    healer called "Healz on Wheelz"
    magdk called "Lactose the Intolerant"
  • RABIDxWOLVERINE
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    Saw a guy running around in Mournhold the other day named Has-No-Coin
    Rhaegar Gregorson, The Ebonheart Centurion - Imperial Dragonknight
    RABIDxWOLVERINE - Xbox One, NA, Ebonheart Pact

    Loreseekers

    BLOOD FOR THE PACT!
  • zaria
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    Saw a guy running around in Mournhold the other day named Has-No-Coin
    More fun if he has an mansion owner title :)
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Minalan
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    A balding old man with vampirism named 'Woodhouse'

    Whom I proceeded to shout at when he tried to stay with the rest of us for a defense tick. "He thinks he's PEOPLE! Get out before I make you eat a bowl of spider webs or something!"

    To which he responded. 'Very good sir!'

    :lol::lol:

  • TheShadowScout
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    zaria wrote: »
    Saw a guy running around in Mournhold the other day named Has-No-Coin
    More fun if he has an mansion owner title :)
    No, no, the mansion owner would have to be "Has-No-Coin-Anymore" :p
    Personally I always cringe at seeing a "funny" name in-game, unless it actually makes sense within the immersion.

    Imperial names can get funny, in a "Life of Brian" way... (I think we all know which scene I am referring to). Argonian names can as well. The rest... more iffy.
    KaiVox22 wrote: »
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    ...that one would give me Wierd Al flashbacks... ;)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ega5Rcct2s
  • TheUrbanWizard
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    "Asda Chosen By You" still makes me chuckle, so random lol
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    KaiVox22 wrote: »
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    Obviously a caster class that loves to first strike with nukes after denouncing you for your warlike/expansionist/aggressive civilization.
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • deleted008293
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    This One Khajiit
    Wood-Elf

    just two of my toons
  • Maldin
    Maldin
    Soul Shriven
    yesterday I was on the Trial with the Tank named "Tank need shards"
  • Wyietsayon
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    Got an argonian named Drains-His-Mugs. He's a tanky guy. Still debating getting that drunken personality for him, but that suggest he's a lightweight. Being a heavyset argonian (poison resist) born in Nord culture, to suggest he's not able to hold his liquor would get you, at best, a drinking contest, at worst, a black eye and a possible bar fight.

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    Edited by Wyietsayon on March 6, 2017 4:13PM
  • Claire
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    DPShiro wrote: »
    Best names in my opinion are those are connected to the lore in some way.
    Maybe it's an age thing, but I don't find random profanity and juvenile things in a name funny at all.

    Definitely - and the rare names that are both lore friendly AND witty are my favorites.
  • JezzaAKTT
    JezzaAKTT
    "The-Lag-is-Real"
    I made some armor for this guy the other day.
    Edited by JezzaAKTT on March 6, 2017 4:36PM
  • Swiftii
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    Fengrash - yes RASH . Ran a scroll in TF this last week and when it popped up on my screen I was rofl
  • freespirit
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    One of my friends has a character called "you-gotta-be-crittin-me" makes me laugh everytime I see it :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Alex_Lex
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    This one is named

    Jubilee Cake

    Greetings, Warlords!
    EU: Beatrice gra-Brog, Rebellie, Yshterie, Jearra , Lirielline
    Christess, Fleuretta, Jubilee Cake, Braviliana, Onyxette
    M'adjirra, Dances-around-Nirn, Nerieth, Estrice, Ann der Wood
    Éternelle, Burns-all-the-babies, Jyggurag
    NA: Dice Twice, Nikka from the barrel
  • pjwb16_ESO
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    watch me whip obviously a dk
    ~ here since Beta

    My Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCw3x5B-l0S093TAo10WafLA


    EU Server PC @Elendiel
    Fyrusha - NB AD
    Auri-ele - Sorc AD
    Watch me Nae Nae - Magicka DK AD
    Watch me Whip - Magicka DK DC
    Schnuggii - Bubble Templar AD
  • Psychodellix
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    There was a really awesome NB for EP, her name was "The Clam Slammer" ...........I miss her
  • Eshja
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    I like Knife-to-meet-you or sth like this
    @Eshja (PC EU) Master crafter | Roleplayer | Trial scrub | Love healing ♥
    My characters: Nimpys Elenmir| Narielle Telvanni | Moans-Loudly | Vivienne The Zookeeper | Zamiatająca-Ogonem | Kha'mathre | Irgret Soul-Breaker
  • Psychodellix
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    Also there was a Magic Dk and his name "Your name is Toby" I lolled
  • Elsonso
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    "Returns-from-death", but that was a long time ago. I suspect he didn't.
    Edited by Elsonso on March 6, 2017 5:02PM
    XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
    PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
    PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
    Total in-game hours: 11321
    X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus
  • Father_X_Zombie
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    Adolf Healer
    Alluah Bomber
    I don't rez Sorcs


    Gamertags on Xbox:
    Wrobel
    Thanks Wrobel
    GT: AK x Zombie

    Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
    Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
    Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
    Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
    Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
    Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
    Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
    Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
    Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
    Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
    DC NA XB1


    RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
    Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
    Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler








  • AllPlayAndNoWork
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    Ten Inches Unbuffed - greatest name ever.
    Edited by AllPlayAndNoWork on March 6, 2017 5:05PM
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    Perfect timing OP. Just the other day I saw a toon that made me roll laughing...."Debbie Does Dolmans"! :smiley:
    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
    NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
    GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
    Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
    #MOREHOUSINGSLOTS
    “When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”

    _Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)
  • Moloch1514
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    My favorites I've seen were Walker Tamriel Ranger and Jethro Tullius
    PC-NA
  • narf911
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    Almalexias DumpsterBaby. Frodo Teabaggins.
  • CavalryPK
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    "The Cavalry" my magicka night balde.

    it happens many time when I come last .. into a dungeon or a pvp small scale ... I get the : "The Cavalry has arrived" <- the main reason I chose the name.
    THE CAVELRY HAS ARRIVED! Cav is a professional magblade, (in his not so professional opinion). He is immortal and is fighting for the Pact since 2E 572, amidst the turmoil of the Second Akaviri Invasion. He protects the provinces of Skyrim, Morrowind and Black Marsh.

    Check out his PVP YouTube channel !

    https://youtube.com/TheCavalryPK
  • Sasyk
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    "First Orc On The Moon" it's so good I'll probably never forget it lol
    Sasyk Ik-ce - Spacey Ricochet - Swaggette - Andrea Ik-ce - Avari Lebe - Rubi Malone - Amaryllis Fox - Sergeant Moxy - Moon Unit Zoey - Retro Betty - Emmanuelle Sinclair
    Nightfighters - Sempiternal Way - Macro and Cheese
  • StrawberryKitsune
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    KaiVox22 wrote: »
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    This wins it for me. I'm dead. Done. XD

    That staff tho! Where do you get that!?
  • TwilightDragonite
    My favorite of all time is "Jethro Q Walrustitty". Are you out there, Jethro? I'm your #1 fan.
    Holla holla get $
  • OutLaw_Nynx
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    Hurricane Wrobel on PS4 always amused me
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