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Best names seen in eso 2017
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zaria✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.1 -
Runschei✭✭✭✭✭
✭Twice p0rn star
Faps-in-shadows
Decimation deleted
I touch my elfEdited by Runschei on March 6, 2017 1:44PM6 -
wazzz56✭✭✭✭✭My plumpy khajiit has a great name...
some i have seen
Rubidite *** ( a guildie of mine)
Wreckinblowhoe
GM Tig Ole Critties ps5 NA small scale PvP guild
"After a hard week of farming, or a long night of being nagged by your wife, there is nothing better than going out for a bit of a fish."1 -
NordSwordnBoard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭'Eats-Her-Eggs' is one of my guildmates - makes me chuckle every time!
My husband has an Orc called 'Pink Profundity' and a Redguard called 'Hobgob Lyn'
Another Orc called 'Harpic gro-Bogtrauma, Imperial called 'Brian Cohen'
"From now, on, you shall be called Brian that is called Brian" (Solidarity, Brother)Fear is the Mindkiller2 -
alephthiago✭✭✭✭✭My Khajiit nightblade is named <word for illegitimate son/daughter> kitty.
Im not sure why this forum censors it tho.Walks-in-Shadowss AD Magblade
*** kitty AD Stamblade
Paarthurnax's Will AD Magicka DK
agnar cracked skull EP Magicka DK (veteran dragonstar arena bot)
Klogi Mugdul AD Stamina DK
Savre Selranni AD Magicka Sorc (being polished)
Avenar Lolhealing AD Magicka Templar (being polished)0 -
Riga_Mortis✭✭✭✭✭Ash Hole
Forrest Ganks
Tess Tickles
Few funny names Ive seen.XBOX 1X
GT - TAGNUTZ4 -
DPShiro✭✭✭✭✭
✭Best names in my opinion are those are connected to the lore in some way.
Maybe it's an age thing, but I don't find random profanity and juvenile things in a name funny at all.
I mean sure names can be funny, like one I met who was called "Meereel" and kept saying "look over there".
But "clever" uses of genitalia, profanity etc to bypass the filter is all too common and only screams "I'm 14 y/o look at me".~ Gryphon Heart ~
~ Immortal Redeemer ~
~ Grand Master Crafter ~
~ Master Angler ~
~ Former Emperor ~28 -
Reefo✭✭✭my chars:
khajit stamplar - Biting Faps
altmer magsorc - Crystal Vag
dunmer magdk - Nae-Nae (from the song now watch me whip whip)1 -
parkham✭✭✭I keep (try to) a theme. For example, my Altmer Elf uses the Latin grammar and words for naming purposes. For Nords, I try to use some Old Norse / Old German variations on names.
The cat? The old Indo - Aryan type words. Still out on Dunmer (my favorite) - but I use something like "D'Michon" or Z'Ichon" (they're two Dunmer characters that are related to each other).
Makes it easy for peoples to search for you too :-) .Edited by parkham on March 6, 2017 2:09PM
PC-NA-EST
- All's Faire Guild
- Divine Crusade Guild
- Greybeards & Gals Guild
- Dead Citizens Guild1 -
Aluluei✭✭✭My all-time favorite name is an Argonian named "Skips-Quest-Dialog".IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
CP 2200+, playing since beta.20 -
BucFanJKE✭✭✭I believe out of my characters, the best named one is my Argonian Templar Tank "Tanks-With-Shield".
My buddy has a Khajit Stam Sorc that he named Purricane that I thought was clever.
But the overall name that made me crack up the most was a guildie whose healers name was "You should've blocked".12 -
DakimSoul ShrivenSaw a Argonian named Walks-on-Water once. Seen a legion of other Argonian and Kahjit names just because lets face it, they tend to be easy to make jokes with.2 -
ilander✭✭✭I saw a guy called "i f***ed my name change" and managed to get a screenshot that won't appear on here obviously. Needless to say, another name change came soon after that one, most likely with a 72hr ban attached.
I had to change my argonian templar's name from "smells-of-poo" because using the general vocabulary of a 5 year old with words that all appear in the Oxford English Dictionary (a book clearly available to under 18s) seems to be against the ToS for Zenimax
Most Averagest Player EU PvP - More averager than you'll ever be.. GUARANTEED!3 -
AhPook_Is_Here✭✭✭✭✭
✭Best names in my opinion are those are connected to the lore in some way.
Maybe it's an age thing, but I don't find random profanity and juvenile things in a name funny at all.
I mean sure names can be funny, like one I met who was called "Meereel" and kept saying "look over there".
But "clever" uses of genitalia, profanity etc to bypass the filter is all too common and only screams "I'm 14 y/o look at me".
I think it's all good, bawdy or not. The original morrowind had characters like "He Who Stands Here", "Percius Mercius" and "Uncle Sweetshare". A little levity is OK.“Whatever.”
-Unknown American1 -
Delimber✭✭✭✭Aw, I didn't make the list....but then, I guess when you are ganking you don't get recorded in the history books lolSolo PvP and PvE most of the time.
CP 2700+0 -
UppGRAYxDD✭✭✭✭✭
✭Used to be a guy named Billy Bob Thornblade who ran around with a 2H Slingblade...."Stendarr's mercy be upon you, for the vigil has none to spare."3 -
Stania✭✭✭✭✭An Argonian named "Smells-Like-Teen-Spirit".PC NA server
¡Hablo español!|vet trial #1|vet trial #2|vet trial #3 HM|Another vet trial|a hard-to-get achievement|
My characters:
<List of characters that no one cares to know with their classes and roles>
"Inspirational quote"14 -
AlienSlof✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭NordSwordnBoard wrote: »'Eats-Her-Eggs' is one of my guildmates - makes me chuckle every time!
My husband has an Orc called 'Pink Profundity' and a Redguard called 'Hobgob Lyn'
Another Orc called 'Harpic gro-Bogtrauma, Imperial called 'Brian Cohen'
"From now, on, you shall be called Brian that is called Brian" (Solidarity, Brother)
Props to you!
RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend, my Shining Light. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.0
