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Honey! I'm HOOOME!
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...and asks where you have been, why you are coming home this late, and who you went to see, coming closer just to check if there is a whiff of foreign scent on you, or if that stain on your jerkin is really monster blood and not lipstick...As I walk in the door, my NPC companion greets me...
...you get treated to more nagging because you forgot to clean up the kitchen corner, again. Which then escalates into a full blown argument about how you are not helping in the household, always are out having fun "adventuring" when there are floors to be swept and bed covers to be washed...After making some tea or a snack...
...only to find them gone, replaced by a sensible storage cupboard and nice wall hangings with a pink pony patters to "brighten up the palce" as your NPC companion insist on telling you. At length.I sit down and eat/drink it while I admire the trophies I've placed on the wall and in the trophy cases...
...while listening to the increasing triade about not bringing your work at home, especially not smelly things you found on a goblin corpse or pulled from an alits stomach, and how you should respect the efforts to keep your home clean, and while at the topic, also wipe off your boots before coming home in the name of the eight!I put away some of the new items I found while out...
...of all this you leave, stumble to the local pub and soothe your aggrivation with a mug of mead or two. Which then beccome three and four, as things get a little fuzzy after a while...Being tired...
...somewhen after the sixth or sevent mug, on the bench in the pub. With no gurantee you will wake up in the same place, in fact, almost a certainty you will not. But at this point you don't really care anymore...I lay down to sleep...
...you will wake with your clothes and favorite weapon missing, and in terror realize how you have become a quest giver for the next adventurer!Tomorrow...
And that boys and girls, is why we need to avoid NPC compantions!
(apologies to all who are happily married, I just could not resist having fun with a few clichees...
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✭ThePaleItalian wrote: »O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle
In real life or in the game?
Yes.....Conan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
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✭As you might have guessed, it was a joke, a parody. I'd love to be wrong here, please correct me if I am. Let's look at what I did:
1) walk in the door, NPC mate meets me -- wrong, no NPC's in housing. Maybe banker or merchant, ok I guess
2) take off my coat and hang it up -- WRONG, can't store stuff in wardrobes
3) build a fire -- WRONG, can't build a fire
4) make a snack -- WRONG, can't cook food at home (?)
5) admire trophies on the wall -- WRONG, can't put the Great Pumpkin's head on the wall
6) admire trophies in cases -- WRONG, no cases with trophies
7) put away some new items -- WRONG, can't store stuff at your house
8) craft something -- OK, can do that
9) sleep -- WRONG, no sleeping at home
So my whole tale was just a dream, since you can't do that in ESO.
1) and the Smuggler
2) correct-
3) You can, go to the firepit and press E.
4) You can, the thing is, the cooking station costs 300k.
5) There are many kind of trophies in this game. Gold monster busts, and many achievement trophies.
6) There ares still trophies, though.
7) yup, sadly
9) use /sleep2
We need storage, ZOS!Aldmeri Dominion Loyalist. For the Queen!0 -
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✭ThePaleItalian wrote: »Can you please TRIM YOUR BUSHes?
Its really hard to watch you sleep....
Oo-er missus!
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ThePaleItalian✭✭✭✭✭
✭ThePaleItalian wrote: »Can you please TRIM YOUR BUSHes?
Its really hard to watch you sleep....
Oo-er missus!
I am shocked it took this long for someone to point that out. hahaConan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB1
