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Honey! I'm HOOOME!

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billp_ESO
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As I walk in the door, my NPC companion greets me. I take off my coat and hang it up in the wardrobe. Then I go to the fireplace and build a fire.

After making some tea or a snack, I sit down and eat/drink it while I admire the trophies I've placed on the wall and in the trophy cases.

I put away some of the new items I found while out, and maybe craft a new coat or sword or something.

Being tired, I lay down to sleep. Tomorrow is a new day!

It's great to be home!
  • Mashille
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    Ok...
    House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
  • Illumisar
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybjn0UUMaag

  • ThePaleItalian
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    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • LadyLavina
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.
    PC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer
  • ThePaleItalian
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    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    Ironically, hanging your coat in your wardrobe and lying down in your bed are both impossible with housing...
  • Waffennacht
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    Which NPC companion?
    Gamer tag: DasPanzerKat NA Xbox One
    1300+ CP
    Battleground PvP'er

    Waffennacht' Builds
  • LadyLavina
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(

    We've been over this. You have a problem. I'm still dealing with guard paperwork after the "incident".
    PC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer
  • Minalan
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    Waffennacht wrote: »
    Which NPC companion?

    The banker or merchant I assume. XD
  • ThePaleItalian
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    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(

    We've been over this. You have a problem. I'm still dealing with guard paperwork after the "incident".

    O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle and all of Glenumbra is "offended"

    If I remember correctly you were the one trying to get me to do keg stands all night.
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • MAEK
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(

    We've been over this. You have a problem. I'm still dealing with guard paperwork after the "incident".

    O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle and all of Glenumbra is "offended"

    If I remember correctly you were the one trying to get me to do keg stands all night.

    Wait, that was you!? You still owe me 5 gold.
  • ThePaleItalian
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    MAEK wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(

    We've been over this. You have a problem. I'm still dealing with guard paperwork after the "incident".

    O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle and all of Glenumbra is "offended"

    If I remember correctly you were the one trying to get me to do keg stands all night.

    Wait, that was you!? You still owe me 5 gold.

    You still owe me chicken legs....
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • MAEK
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    MAEK wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(

    We've been over this. You have a problem. I'm still dealing with guard paperwork after the "incident".

    O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle and all of Glenumbra is "offended"

    If I remember correctly you were the one trying to get me to do keg stands all night.

    Wait, that was you!? You still owe me 5 gold.

    You still owe me chicken legs....

    Well, I got you a chicken. Surely it had legs?
  • ZiRM
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    RPing is fun
    Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.
    ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!
  • ThePaleItalian
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    MAEK wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    MAEK wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    LadyLavina wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    Can you please trim your bushes?

    Its really hard to watch you sleep....

    Maybe clean up the kitchen a bit as well.

    Nearly killed myself trying to sneak in and grab a beer.

    Way to not bring me one.... :'(

    We've been over this. You have a problem. I'm still dealing with guard paperwork after the "incident".

    O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle and all of Glenumbra is "offended"

    If I remember correctly you were the one trying to get me to do keg stands all night.

    Wait, that was you!? You still owe me 5 gold.

    You still owe me chicken legs....

    Well, I got you a chicken. Surely it had legs?

    I think my fat [snip] broke them.... :(
    ZiRM wrote: »
    RPing is fun

    It gets a bit more enjoyable after alcohol.

    [Edit for profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_Bill on February 15, 2017 3:16PM
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
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  • MAEK
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    PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »
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    Hi Johnny! Are you also stalking here?
    Edited by MAEK on February 14, 2017 10:27PM
  • S1ipperyJim
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    billp_ESO wrote: »
    As I walk in the door, my NPC companion greets me. I take off my coat and hang it up in the wardrobe. Then I go to the fireplace and build a fire.

    After making some tea or a snack, I sit down and eat/drink it while I admire the trophies I've placed on the wall and in the trophy cases.

    I put away some of the new items I found while out, and maybe craft a new coat or sword or something.

    Being tired, I lay down to sleep. Tomorrow is a new day!

    It's great to be home!

    Skyrim flashbacks while playing homestead in ESO?
  • Lynx7386
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    I refuse to participate on eso housing in any fashion until I have the ability to create a harem with a dozen scantily clad khajiit and argonian ladies.
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • MAEK
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    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    I refuse to participate on eso housing in any fashion until I have the ability to create a harem with a dozen scantily clad khajiit and argonian ladies.

    But if you suddenly get the option to create said harem, what will you without a house to put it in?
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    Waffennacht wrote: »
    Which NPC companion?

    Lydia, because they're talking about Skyrim. :p
  • MasterSpatula
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    This thread delivers
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • MAEK
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    MasterSpatula wrote: »
    This thread delivers

    Yes, but not chicken legs. Those were apparently crushed
  • Lynx7386
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    MAEK wrote: »
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    I refuse to participate on eso housing in any fashion until I have the ability to create a harem with a dozen scantily clad khajiit and argonian ladies.

    But if you suddenly get the option to create said harem, what will you without a house to put it in?

    At the time such a thing becomes available, then I'll get a house
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • billp_ESO
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    As you might have guessed, it was a joke, a parody. I'd love to be wrong here, please correct me if I am. Let's look at what I did:
    1) walk in the door, NPC mate meets me -- wrong, no NPC's in housing. Maybe banker or merchant, ok I guess
    2) take off my coat and hang it up -- WRONG, can't store stuff in wardrobes
    3) build a fire -- WRONG, can't build a fire
    4) make a snack -- WRONG, can't cook food at home (?)
    5) admire trophies on the wall -- WRONG, can't put the Great Pumpkin's head on the wall
    6) admire trophies in cases -- WRONG, no cases with trophies
    7) put away some new items -- WRONG, can't store stuff at your house
    8) craft something -- OK, can do that
    9) sleep -- WRONG, no sleeping at home

    So my whole tale was just a dream, since you can't do that in ESO.
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    In their defense there is a wolf wall mount trophy and you can always pretend the bear rug is a Khajiit fallen enemy you slayed :wink: (just trying to shed some positivity)
    @Duiwel:
    Join ORDER OF SITHIS We're recruiting! PC EU

    "Dear Brother. I do not spread rumours. I create them..."
  • Runschei
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    Is this some sort of fanfiction
  • Vipstaakki
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    billp_ESO wrote: »
    As you might have guessed, it was a joke, a parody. I'd love to be wrong here, please correct me if I am. Let's look at what I did:
    1) walk in the door, NPC mate meets me -- wrong, no NPC's in housing. Maybe banker or merchant, ok I guess
    2) take off my coat and hang it up -- WRONG, can't store stuff in wardrobes
    3) build a fire -- WRONG, can't build a fire
    4) make a snack -- WRONG, can't cook food at home (?)
    5) admire trophies on the wall -- WRONG, can't put the Great Pumpkin's head on the wall
    6) admire trophies in cases -- WRONG, no cases with trophies
    7) put away some new items -- WRONG, can't store stuff at your house
    8) craft something -- OK, can do that
    9) sleep -- WRONG, no sleeping at home

    So my whole tale was just a dream, since you can't do that in ESO.

    Actually YOU CAN lay on your bed. Just use the /sleep emote when you are on top of it.
  • ThePaleItalian
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    MAEK wrote: »
    MasterSpatula wrote: »
    This thread delivers

    Yes, but not chicken legs. Those were apparently crushed

    Oh another fat orc joke... I am just big boned!!

    #underbitesmatter
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
  • Bananko
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    O geez, strip down one time and try to ride a chicken into battle

    In real life or in the game? :o
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