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Booted for not wearing chest armor

Canasta
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Hi Folks

I would like to share a recent experience I had in a group dungeon.

To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

And I think that people who wear the chest armor are playing in easy mode

So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

So I find the team leaders identification, and them I threaten him (in game threaten in PVP area) and then he's all over the place, says im unsecure.

So whats that all about, the moral of the story is that only people that wear all armor are welcome, and anyone that chooses a lifestyle choce is banned from a dungeon.

Dissapointed, to say the minimum
[edited for profanity bypass]
Edited by ZOS_Icy on November 9, 2025 7:00PM
  • redspecter23
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    There is no way this is serious. Nice try OP
  • imnotanother
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    Canasta wrote: »
    Hi Folks

    I would like to share a recent experience I had in a group dungeon.

    To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

    And I think that people who wear the chest armor are playing in easy mode

    So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

    So I find the team leaders identification, and them I threaten him (in game threaten in PVP area) and then he's all over the place, says im unsecure.

    So whats that all about, the moral of the story is that only people that wear all armor are welcome, and anyone that chooses a lifestyle choce is banned from a dungeon.

    Dissapointed, to say the minimum

    Where is that "LOL" button?
    PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
    Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready
  • DocFrost72
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    Noob, naked or nothing
  • kyle.wilson
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    You died 3-4 times in spindle. That's enough to warrant a kick.
    Since you seem like a role-player, maybe endgame content isn't for you.
  • Bandit1215
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    I would have kicked you too. I don't kick low cp players for dying, but not wearing armor is just stupid.
    CP 561
    • vSO HM - Completed
    • vAA - Completed
    • vHRC - Completed

  • sumisu1
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    nice bait :)
  • starkerealm
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    "Also you could try wearing pants."

    "What did you just say?"

    "I said, 'watch out for the ants.'"
  • nordsavage
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    Pretty sure you were booted for dying 3-4 times in a cake dungeon. Maybe you should rethink not wearing armor.

    Potato alert.
    I didn't choose tank life, tank life chose me.
  • bitels
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    Same thing happens to me in vet MoL when I want to run it naked- I feel more comfortable that way and it is my choice to do that.
    ZOS told me that I can play my way, but those meta-blinded scrubs kicked me anyway.
    Edited by bitels on January 22, 2017 1:42AM
  • Tryxus
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    If you wear chest armor, it actually causes blood to flow up to your head due to the pressure on the chest. It enables you to think clearly and make smart decisions
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • starkerealm
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    bitels wrote: »
    Same thing happens to me in vet MoL when I want to run it naked- I feel more comfortable that way and it is my choice to do that.
    ZOS tell me that I can play my way, but those meta-blinded scrubs kick me anyway.

    Yeah... we keep telling you, you're supposed to wear your towel over your armor.
  • K4RMA
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    They kicked you for being a RPer
    nerf mdk
  • Tabbycat
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    Next time perhaps you should try running with a group of Naked Nords.

    Although they might just boot you for being over-dressed.
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • Ghettokid
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    They kicked you because you are not orc.
  • Aeladiir
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    Canasta wrote: »

    To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

    So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

    >repeatedly dies when not wearing chest armor
    >calls people with chest armor soft
    >T R I G G E R E D
  • starkerealm
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    Aeladiir wrote: »
    Canasta wrote: »

    To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

    So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

    >repeatedly dies when not wearing chest armor
    >calls people with chest armor soft
    >T R I G G E R E D

    And by "triggered" you mean, "rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably"?
  • OLeathlohair
    What's an RPer?
  • OLeathlohair
    Nevermind, Role Player.
  • Metafae
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    So sad
  • Canasta
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    Bandit1215 wrote: »
    I would have kicked you too. I don't kick low cp players for dying, but not wearing armor is just stupid.

    I thank you for your insight, but you mistake stupid for bravery.
    How many dungeons have YOU adventured without a chest, or is it beyond your skill.

    Regards
    Cansata
  • corrosivechains
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    I laughed at your post OP, but then I cried at how many responses you got taking you seriously
    "Could you post me a link to the official MMO rule book please." - clayandaudrey_ESO
  • Artemiisia
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    If I do something like this, I do it with people I know, recently I dropped both pants and jacket in black haven for the first 20% of the dungeon for the fun of it, not dying I might add.

    ill never do this in a pug run, since I dont know their kinda of reaction, and I dont want to put fuel to the fire
  • starkerealm
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    Artemiisia wrote: »
    If I do something like this, I do it with people I know, recently I dropped both pants and jacket in black haven for the first 20% of the dungeon for the fun of it, not dying I might add.

    ill never do this in a pug run, since I dont know their kinda of reaction, and I dont want to put fuel to the fire

    "It was horrible, horrible! This Bantam Guar suddenly stripped naked, mid-dungeon, and started running around, shrieking! I'll never get that horrible sound out of my memory!"
  • BigBragg
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    I found an artist rendition of you. @Canasta
    TrollunderBridge_dwg.jpg
  • sekou_trayvond
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    I lol'd
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Bringing sexy back with the no shirt raid .
  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    :trollface:
  • acw37162
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    To be clear I would have probably voted to boot you to. If you really are wondering into vet dungeon content missing a piece of gear.

    Buy the pirate costume, show off you chest, wear your gear.

    Especially with randoms, you make your own group do it naked for all I care.
  • TheUrbanWizard
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    1/10
  • hedna123b14_ESO
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    Canasta wrote: »
    Hi Folks

    I would like to share a recent experience I had in a group dungeon.

    To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

    And I think that people who wear the chest armor are playing in easy mode

    So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

    So I find the team leaders identification, and them I threaten him (in game threaten in PVP area) and then he's all over the place, says im unsecure.

    So whats that all about, the moral of the story is that only people that wear all armor are welcome, and anyone that chooses a lifestyle choce is banned from a dungeon.

    Dissapointed, to say the minimum

    Best post ever!
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