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LrdRahvin
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I've sacrificed 99 Khajiit to the Hamster Gods.

What more must I do to play on a stable server?

Please advise @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom :)
  • Mic1007
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    Sacrifice an Argonian?
    @Mic1007
    Champion Rank 900+
    DC/AD/EP
    PC NA

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • LrdRahvin
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    Mic1007 wrote: »
    Sacrifice an Argonian?

    Good idea...I'll try that and report back.
  • imnotanother
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    I bet this thread will fix the problem, thanks!
    PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
    Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready
  • LrdRahvin
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    I bet this thread will fix the problem, thanks!

    You're welcome...gives @ZOS_GinaBruno and @ZOS_JessicaFolsom something to read.


    Maybe if I keep pinging them we'll get some better answers ;)
  • magnusthorek
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    No ETA™

    Soon™

    It's an outstanding bug!™

    Or the flavor of the week:

    It as a DDoS attack™

    Take yor pick ^_^
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • LrdRahvin
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    No ETA™

    Soon™

    It's an outstanding bug!™

    Or the flavor of the week:

    It as a DDoS attack™

    Take yor pick ^_^

    Nah, when it comes to server instability, they usually just ignore it and don't give answers at all (with the exception of their DDOS nonsense for what's been happening every day since last Fri.

    Cyrodiil lag, the usually give answers anywhere from every three months to a year, and then it's typically something ridiculous like "spread out".

    Right, @ZOS_JessicaFolsom @ZOS_JessicaFolsom ?

    Woot, another chance to ping them ;)
  • ArchMikem
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    LrdRahvin wrote: »
    I've sacrificed 99 Khajiit to the Hamster Gods.

    What more must I do to play on a stable server?

    Please advise @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom :)

    Khajiit will get you nothing, you know it's the Elves the Gods want.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • BlackSparrow
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    Or the flavor of the week:

    It as a DDoS attack™

    Take yor pick ^_^

    Speaking about it derisively doesn't make it untrue. This is clearly a different thing from the norm.
    Living vicariously through my characters.

    My Girls:
    "If you were trapped in your house for, say, a year, how would you pass the time?"

    Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
    Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
    Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
    Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
    Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
    Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
    Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
    Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
    Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
    Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
    Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
    Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
    Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
    Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
    Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
    Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
    Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"

    (Signature idea shamelessly stolen from Abeille.)
  • starkerealm
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    LrdRahvin wrote: »
    No ETA™

    Soon™

    It's an outstanding bug!™

    Or the flavor of the week:

    It as a DDoS attack™

    Take yor pick ^_^

    Nah, when it comes to server instability, they usually just ignore it and don't give answers at all (with the exception of their DDOS nonsense for what's been happening every day since last Fri.

    Cyrodiil lag, the usually give answers anywhere from every three months to a year, and then it's typically something ridiculous like "spread out".

    Right, @ZOS_JessicaFolsom @ZOS_JessicaFolsom ?

    Woot, another chance to ping them ;)

    Yeah, because the problem suddenly popping up a couple days after ZOS said they were going to wax a couple bot trains, and then persisting doesn't sound like some angry teen who just watched their accounts getting banned and is looking for a pound of flesh.
  • LrdRahvin
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    Nope, the Argonian didn't work.

    And the Elves were rejected as having too many of "those" kinds of diseases.


    Ping ping ping @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom

    I'm going to keep being annoying; don't make me start posting full on RP posts ;)
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    LrdRahvin wrote: »
    Mic1007 wrote: »
    Sacrifice an Argonian?

    Good idea...I'll try that and report back.

    why waste all those Cats and Lizards when you could become slaves to my Dunmer :)

  • Merlin13KAGL
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    No ETA™

    Soon™

    It's an outstanding bug!™

    Or the flavor of the week:

    It as a DDoS attack™

    Take yor pick ^_^

    @magnusthorek , you forgot "Working as intended."
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

    IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.
    I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
    Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS
  • andreasv
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    No ETA™

    Soon™

    It's an outstanding bug!™

    Or the flavor of the week:

    It as a DDoS attack™

    Take yor pick ^_^

    @magnusthorek , you forgot "Working as intended."

    And "There's no silver bullet".
  • magnusthorek
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    Damn, need to update my dictionary here
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • JPJINX
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    server needs a WABBAJACK !!!!!!
  • LrdRahvin
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    Yay!!!

    More posts so I can "respond" by pinging @ZOS_GinaBruno and @ZOS_JessicaFolsom again.


    :)
  • Junipus
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    As Emperor Jay Z would say: "I've got 999 ping but when I glitch I'm done"
    The Legendary Nothing
  • Karacule_Fairystar
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    i dont get it
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