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What are forum moderators doing on Christmas?
Messy1
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What are forum moderators doing on Christmas? 119 votes
Just watching forums and laughing
8%
10 votes
Nothing, just nothing at all related to the forums
18%
22 votes
Secretly forming a disgruntled moderators rebellion to destroy the forums server
3%
4 votes
Drinking heavily
36%
43 votes
Delegating forum duties to interns who were bad boys and girls during the year
7%
9 votes
Eating donuts
4%
5 votes
Playing ESO for the first time
15%
19 votes
Other: Some other outlandish theory?
5%
7 votes
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Drinking heavilyLikely spending time with their families. Because that's what people do around this time of year.
Though if I had to moderate these forums I'd definitely be a heavy drinker
Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!7 -
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✭Drinking heavilyIf any of them did see the ragequit posts from attackjet, they prob just sighed and uncorked a bottle . . .1 -
Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Delegating forum duties to interns who were bad boys and girls during the yearJust intern things.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!0 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Playing ESO for the first timeQueued up for the Breda quests.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Delegating forum duties to interns who were bad boys and girls during the year
Thanks, you too!
It will probably take a while to level 10. ZOS, nerf forum star grind.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.2 -
EldritchPenguin✭✭✭✭✭Other: Some other outlandish theory?I assume they aren't babysitting the toddlers on the forum because they have to babysit the toddlers at home.Lilelle Adlis - Dark Elf Dragonknight
Vaynothah Sailenar - Dark Elf Templar
Sherivah Telvanni - Dark Elf Sorcerer
Nephiah Telvanni - Dark Elf Nightblade3 -
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✭Nothing, just nothing at all related to the forumsClearly not since attackjet's posts are still up 4 -
KochDerDamonen✭✭✭✭✭
✭Other: Some other outlandish theory?They're hooked up to the charging stations :^)If you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Playing ESO for the first timeKochDerDamonen wrote: »They're hooked up to the charging stations :^)
That's getting a little personal, machines have feelings t--
Oh, sorry, carry on.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
driosketch✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The period from Saturday night to Sunday morning has always been low mod activity on the forum. It might be even less today though given the holiday.Edited by driosketch on December 25, 2016 3:25PMMain: Drio Azul ~ DC, Redguard, Healer/Magicka Templar ~ NA-PC
●The Psijic Order●The Sidekick Order●Great House Hlaalu●Bal-Busters●0 -
Ulfgarde✭✭✭✭✭Drinking heavilySeeing how the community never seems to run out of stupid complaints, I would guess they are completely plastered right now.Edited by Ulfgarde on December 25, 2016 3:32PMVery athletic eso player
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Playing ESO for the first timeSeeing how the community never seems to run out of stupid complaints, I would guess they are completely plastered right now.
You just know they collect their favorites to share with the office. I bet there's a list.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Just watching forums and laughingThe first option, I didn't even read the rest0 -
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@Abeille ... Gratz from here, too! Welcome!What are forum moderators doing on Christmas?
Part of me hopes that no one was forced to work today who did not want to, but as that is probably not the case, hopefully they can find something to laugh about.
XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
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✭✭✭✭✭Drinking heavilyBesides partying and spending time with their loved ones? Having nightmares about how the forums look after their absence"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU2 -
americansteel✭✭✭✭finding more ways to keep ruining eso.
NO LONGER PLAYING ESO
POOR SERVER PERFORMANCE
LAG
LOAD SCREENS
DONE0 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This is such a creepy post. They are normal human beings you know...
I was told that this was...
Edited by Elsonso on December 25, 2016 5:32PMXBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
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✭✭✭✭✭Drinking heavilyI would expect they drink heavily each day after dealing with this motley crew. Lol0 -
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✭Drinking heavilyBecause its just not Christmas until you push yourself to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.0 -
ZOS_DaryaKadminFor a few of us, it's just another day. I did get my annual Christmas Dim Sum today so I'm in a good mood. I can't speak for the others though.
This was me earlier:
The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited - ZeniMax Online Studios
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Drinking heavilyZOS_DaryaK wrote: »For a few of us, it's just another day. I did get my annual Christmas Dim Sum today so I'm in a good mood. I can't speak for the others though.
This was me earlier:
To be fair, that's the only thing to do with Dim Sum ...Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!1 -
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✭✭Other: Some other outlandish theory?idk....
plotting revenge on the noted forum idiots?4 -
Runs✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Just watching forums and laughingZOS_DaryaK wrote: »For a few of us, it's just another day. I did get my annual Christmas Dim Sum today so I'm in a good mood. I can't speak for the others though.
This was me earlier:
You didn't save any for the rest of us?Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
At Writs End - A place to complete master writs0 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭Other: Some other outlandish theory?All of the above ?
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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✭ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »For a few of us, it's just another day. I did get my annual Christmas Dim Sum today so I'm in a good mood. I can't speak for the others though.
This was me earlier:
Could you do some of us a favor and reset the server. Getting tired of being kicked every 5 mins. Happy holidays, go get some more Dim Sum.Edited by Stopnaggin on December 26, 2016 12:35AM0 -
Nyghthowler✭✭✭✭✭
✭Other: Some other outlandish theory?They got their Christmas bonus in Skooma, and they're busy seeing pink Nords and laughing hysterically !I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !0