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Sad Argonian, Happy Argonian (with empirical data graph for the necessity of two hairstyles at once)
I've noticed that there are two supurbly magnificent, so-called "hair-styles" for Argonians for purchase in the crown store. One is the Covenant Lizard Plumes, and the other is Lizard Rhinoceros. Both of these are nice, by themselves, but since they are mutually exclusive and equal and opposite forces, according to the laws of Sheodynamics, and in accordance with the Einstien Newtonian Briggs paradox, these equal and opposite forces cancel one another out.
The only solution is a reversal, in which both are able to be equiped at the same time. I have included a very professional and scientific chart which prooves how the reversal of this cancellation leads from Argonian sadness to happiness over time, I have allowed a multitude of options in the poll to permit all to voice their precise feelings about this:
Edited by isailandshootub17_ESO on December 13, 2016 8:24PM The only solution is a reversal, in which both are able to be equiped at the same time. I have included a very professional and scientific chart which prooves how the reversal of this cancellation leads from Argonian sadness to happiness over time, I have allowed a multitude of options in the poll to permit all to voice their precise feelings about this:
Sad Argonian, Happy Argonian (with empirical data graph for the necessity of two hairstyles at once) 14 votes
Yes, this *SHOULD* be implemented
35%
5 votes
Yes, this *MUST* be implemented
64%
9 votes
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Vorcil✭✭✭✭Yes, this *MUST* be implementedI would like ZOS to stop wasting time on making Argonian cosmetics, hair styles and tattoos and start making them for the majority of the player base which isn't childish lizard loving people.
#Imperials4lyfe1 -
KochDerDamonen✭✭✭✭✭
✭I would like ZOS to stop wasting time on making Argonian cosmetics, hair styles and tattoos and start making them for the majority of the player base which isn't childish lizard loving people.
#Imperials4lyfe
tbh 90% of the crown store is already for dry skins, burn it down :^)If you quote someone, and intend for them to see what you have said, be sure to Mention them with @[insert name].0 -
Karius_Imalthar✭✭✭✭✭Who can argue with a diagram? It's right there in purple, black, and white! You should post in the crown store forum though that you'd like to see a new style that incorporates both styles. It would be really weird to allow equiping two hairstyles.1 -
Yes, this *MUST* be implementedKarius_Imalthar wrote: »Who can argue with a diagram? It's right there in purple, black, and white! You should post in the crown store forum though that you'd like to see a new style that incorporates both styles. It would be really weird to allow equiping two hairstyles.
Indeed. So I shall do. Thank you for your interest in science.0 -
SturgeHammer✭✭✭✭Yes, this *MUST* be implementedisailandshootub17_ESO wrote: »scientific chart
Don't you mean a Histogram
? First-in-Line - Swings-for-Lethal
Green-Thumb - Scale-Factor
Hist-Tree-Major - A-Late-One
Needs-Some-Help - Dead-Last1 -
Moonscythe✭✭✭✭✭Yes, this *MUST* be implementedBecause we should stand united with our lizard brothers and sisters. Frankly, I won't play an Argonian because I only play female and boobs on lizards is just wrong but I'm all for choice and variations on morphology for others so you just add as many feathers and horns as you want.Scura di Notte - Altmer Nightblade (gear)
Lalin del Sombra - Bosmer Sorcerer (alchemy/enchanting)
Angevin Sarkany - Bosmer Dragonknight
Alkemene Velothi - Dunmer Warden (Morrowind)
Sanna yos'Phalen - Altmer Sorcerer (provisioning)
Cosima di Mattina -Altmer Sorcerer
Naria Andrano - Dunmer Templar
Luca della Serata - Redguard Templar1