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Where patch pote notes of natch?

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Kinda surprised to see a patch happening. You nerfing procs? buffing magicka? breaking stuff?
  • Enodoc
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    I hereby declare this the 2.6.11 Natch Potes meme thread!
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  • AlienSlof
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    This one wants Natch Potes meeeoow!
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    Give us the Natch Potes or this kitten dies.







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  • parkel
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    Waiting for natch potes be like:
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  • Mr_Apollo
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  • JR_Returns
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    They'll need to put the server back online to find out what they have broken this time, only then will they be able to update and publish the patch notes,
  • Drazkyth
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    Where art thou natch notes :'(
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  • Delpi
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  • AlienSlof
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    It always amazes me what cats will do...

    ...for Natch Potes!
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    When are the natch potes coming? Lets ask this silver haired anime girl.
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  • Puupi
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    How long does the maintenance usually take? What time can we expect the servers to be back online? And natch potes would be cool, too. :)
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    Puupi wrote: »
    How long does the maintenance usually take? What time can we expect the servers to be back online? And natch potes would be cool, too. :)

    It usually takes.... what? 8 hours?

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  • Puupi
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    Delpi wrote: »
    Puupi wrote: »
    How long does the maintenance usually take? What time can we expect the servers to be back online? And natch potes would be cool, too. :)

    It usually takes.... what? 8 hours?

    I started playing again (after 1,5 years) only yesterday and my face was smacked with a patch maintenance immediately. So yes, much to learn I still have.
  • SantieClaws
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    Even this one she knows we must wait a long time yet for any notes.

    So step away from the thread yes. Do something Fishmassy. Have a drink. Wrap something. Swear at some sticky tape yes. Dust the things you do not wish to dust. Then when you have done all this, got fed up, eaten dinner, had a nap for a few hours, then for you and for this one Tamriel will return when it is ready to do so.

    Merry Fishmas!

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    Eight hours?

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  • MyNameIsElias
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    All i want for christmas is my server to be online :(
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    All i want for christmas is my server to be online :(

    Then you sir - you might actually be lucky. There has never before been a two week long Tamriel server sleep. That is not to say this time might not be the first yes.

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  • LMar
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    Isn't this just a regular maintenance? So I wouldn't expect natch potes, apart from perhaps a few fixes here and there. tis just a regular maintenance, one which was needed in fact after 2-3 weeks without any downtime
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  • Buffler
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    LMar wrote: »
    Isn't this just a regular maintenance? So I wouldn't expect natch potes, apart from perhaps a few fixes here and there. tis just a regular maintenance, one which was needed in fact after 2-3 weeks without any downtime

    PC are having patch maintenance, ergo natch potes
    Console having just regular maintenance tomorrow.
  • Lieblingsjunge
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    I don't care about exact patch notes. A tl;dr and an ETA would be just fine!
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  • Pixel_Zealot
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    Would be quite nice to have a patch notes tab in the launcher, so as it updates we can read what the patch notes are all about.
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    I don't care about exact patch notes. A tl;dr and an ETA would be just fine!

    At least 3 hours :smile:
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  • JR_Returns
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    LMar wrote: »
    Isn't this just a regular maintenance? So I wouldn't expect natch potes, apart from perhaps a few fixes here and there. tis just a regular maintenance, one which was needed in fact after 2-3 weeks without any downtime

    The New Life Festival starts on the 14th so I expect it's not just regular maintenance.
  • LMar
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    Buffler wrote: »
    LMar wrote: »
    Isn't this just a regular maintenance? So I wouldn't expect natch potes, apart from perhaps a few fixes here and there. tis just a regular maintenance, one which was needed in fact after 2-3 weeks without any downtime

    PC are having patch maintenance, ergo natch potes
    Console having just regular maintenance tomorrow.

    Yes , but often PC maintenances have been called patch maintenance. As in, they go for maintenance to fix things previous patches may have introduced ie, just general maintenance

    As for the New Life Festival, that might be an idea, but the event is already in the game since a few patches ago and just requires switching on .

    @Pixel_Zealot there is already a Patch Notes tab in the launcher.
    Edited by LMar on December 12, 2016 12:53PM
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  • Ravereth
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    Kinda surprised to see a patch happening. You nerfing procs? buffing magicka? breaking stuff?

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  • Onigar
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    I was hoping to add an uplifting quote from the "Tamriel Lore of Maintenance" but it seems very hard to decipher this old text in modern day terms.
    The only common threads that seems to regularly crop up look to have some association with slow drying glue, sticky tape and string but then this may just be me misinterpreting this ancient and hallowed tome ;)
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  • Elsonso
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    LMar wrote: »
    Yes , but often PC maintenances have been called patch maintenance. As in, they go for maintenance to fix things previous patches may have introduced ie, just general maintenance

    They are getting better at making sure that the word "patch" is in there when it should be, and not in there when it should not be.

    As they have mentioned a patch, and the banner says "patch", it would not be out of line to expect natch potes today.

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    @ZOS_GinaBruno Fave one

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