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Where patch pote notes of natch?

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  • AzraelKrieg
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    JamieAubrey wrote: »
    @ZOS_GinaBruno Fave one

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    That one is indeed a good one
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  • LMar
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    lordrichter wrote: »
    LMar wrote: »
    Yes , but often PC maintenances have been called patch maintenance. As in, they go for maintenance to fix things previous patches may have introduced ie, just general maintenance

    They are getting better at making sure that the word "patch" is in there when it should be, and not in there when it should not be.

    As they have mentioned a patch, and the banner says "patch", it would not be out of line to expect natch potes today.

    You are right in that regard, but I would not expect major changes. I imagine there could be a patch to fix the destro ult bugging out or not showing its AoE area. I guess we will see in a couple of hours
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  • Elsonso
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    LMar wrote: »
    lordrichter wrote: »
    LMar wrote: »
    Yes , but often PC maintenances have been called patch maintenance. As in, they go for maintenance to fix things previous patches may have introduced ie, just general maintenance

    They are getting better at making sure that the word "patch" is in there when it should be, and not in there when it should not be.

    As they have mentioned a patch, and the banner says "patch", it would not be out of line to expect natch potes today.

    You are right in that regard, but I would not expect major changes. I imagine there could be a patch to fix the destro ult bugging out or not showing its AoE area. I guess we will see in a couple of hours

    This will be a pretty small patch that will fix some bugs, and could even be the last patch of the year. We can expect small patches until Update 13 drops in February.

    Edit: The one exception to "small patch" is if they have some fixes going into Update 13 that are queued up for Live that they want to get out before the end of the year.
    Edited by Elsonso on December 12, 2016 1:16PM
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  • Phinix1
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    Ravereth wrote: »
    quadraxis666 wrote: »
    Kinda surprised to see a patch happening. You nerfing procs? buffing magicka? breaking stuff?

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  • Phinix1
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    Puupi wrote: »
    Delpi wrote: »
    Puupi wrote: »
    How long does the maintenance usually take? What time can we expect the servers to be back online? And natch potes would be cool, too. :)

    It usually takes.... what? 8 hours?

    I started playing again (after 1,5 years) only yesterday and my face was smacked with a patch maintenance immediately. So yes, much to learn I still have.

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    Same thing happened to me!

    I just finished (finally) making a good looking new character, crafted a leveling set, and set up CP's when the maintenance message pops up. XD
  • Nifty2g
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    I'm hoping for some good patch notes, this is quite unnecessarily long downtime
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  • WeyounTM
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    SlayerSyrena wrote: »
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    I love these threads, and this pic just made me "spill my drink". Especially the last one with Donkey. Just magine the voice-over of Eddy Murphy for that one B)
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  • WNAPosadzkib16_ESO
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    Whenever life gets you down, ESO user,
    And patches seem hard or tough
    And maintenance is stupid, obnoxious or daft
    And you feel that you've had quite enough

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
    A sun that is the source of all our power

    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
    Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'

    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
    But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
    We go 'round every two hundred million years
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
    Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth
    And pray that there's an end to downtime sometime really soon
    'Cause there's bugger all except all the mirth.
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  • Abeille
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    I want to see "Added the server status light back to the launcher" in the natch potes, please ZOS :confounded:
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    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Betheny
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    Looking like the server techs popped out the back to smoke a few and lost their sense of time...

    ...meanwhile in the server room...

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  • MishMash
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom Please, can you give us an ETA.
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  • SlayerSyrena
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    Patience. New Server upgrade incoming ...

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  • essi2
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    SlayerSyrena wrote: »
    Patience. New Server upgrade incoming ...

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    I hope not, last time they did that the game was down for close to 18 hours.
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    First, great thread title :joy:

    We're completing some additional backend work this morning, which is why maintenance is taking a little longer than usual. We hope to be done in the next couple hours.

    As far as the potes...

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  • MishMash
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    Sigh, a couple more hours. Well, since I already did all of my work for the day, and prepped dinner, I will now go have my temper tantrum and then go troll Twitter. >:)
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  • Hand_Bacon
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    First, great thread title :joy:

    We're completing some additional backend work this morning, which is why maintenance is taking a little longer than usual. We hope to be done in the next couple hours.

    Right! Off to attempt some backend work on the wife...back in a couple hours, possibly with bruises.
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  • covenant_merchant
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    WNAPosadzkib16_ESO wrote: »
    Whenever life gets you down, ESO user,
    And patches seem hard or tough
    And maintenance is stupid, obnoxious or daft
    And you feel that you've had quite enough

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
    A sun that is the source of all our power

    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
    Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'

    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
    But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
    We go 'round every two hundred million years
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
    Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth
    And pray that there's an end to downtime sometime really soon
    'Cause there's bugger all except all the mirth.

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  • Onigar
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    20150318022431

    Ahh, good to see that ZOS shows us the Dev motivational video.

    OMG its a still!!

    Wonder how long the Dev's watch it for before they realise ;)
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    Mr_Apollo wrote: »
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    Right when I thought Inception memes had finally met their demise.
    Bringing them back to life won't make ZOS introduce Necromancy into ESO, fyi.
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  • LinearParadox
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    There are no Natch Potes
    There are no Patch Notes
    There is no Patch.
    This is New Life Festival activation and server maintenance.
    It will likely be followed by another long period of silence without any bug or balance fixes.
    Staff will be off work for the Holiday.
    New crown store items in two weeks, stay tuned.
    Buy our RNG boxes.
    Kthxbai
    Edited by LinearParadox on December 12, 2016 3:20PM
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  • ArvenAldmeri
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    First, great thread title :joy:

    We're completing some additional backend work this morning, which is why maintenance is taking a little longer than usual. We hope to be done in the next couple hours.

    As far as the potes...

    20150318022431

    So you wanna tell me what we have to cancel trial at 20:30 EU? :open_mouth:
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Looking like the server techs popped out the back to smoke a few and lost their sense of time...

    ...meanwhile in the server room...

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    Awesome my favorite of the day :)
  • davidlpiazzajrub17_ESO
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    so what is taking this so long for us to receave patch notes
  • WNAPosadzkib16_ESO
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    kasa-obake wrote: »
    WNAPosadzkib16_ESO wrote: »
    Whenever life gets you down, ESO user,
    And patches seem hard or tough
    And maintenance is stupid, obnoxious or daft
    And you feel that you've had quite enough

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
    A sun that is the source of all our power

    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
    Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'

    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
    But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
    We go 'round every two hundred million years
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
    Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth
    And pray that there's an end to downtime sometime really soon
    'Cause there's bugger all except all the mirth.

    giphy_33.gif

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ECUtkv2qV8

    Alarm clocks kill dreams. A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking. The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members.
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