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Are all Nords milk drinkers?
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MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭NoNo. No, they are not.
In face, Lactose Intolerance is extremely frequent among Nords, This is, in fact, why "milk drinker" is such an insult to them. Better Skyrim be a land of drunken louts than have a society-wide case of indigestive cramps and rancid flatulence."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle3 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭NoNO, no no.
You have it backwards.
All NON-Nords are sissy milk drinkers, unless proven otherwise by a decent duel and then about 127 meads.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
SirAndy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭NoDo you find yourself dancing naked around a fire-pit in Windhelm after a long night of drinking milk?
Of course you don't!
Case closed ...
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Delta1038✭✭✭NoI don't think any race is a 'milk drinker' really, of course I like milk so I also don't find it as an insult.Xbox One NA0 -
andreasranasen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Yes they are all sissy milk drinkersraidentenshu_ESO wrote: »FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Altmer Supremacy!
"Nord beast! Both your life and your land are now forfeit! Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"
I will crush any Altmer's tiny fragile skull under my boot while I drink the finest Mead in all of Skyrim!
It's on now!
omg my high elf sorc giggled lol#VMATOKENSYSTEM #WEAPONDYE #TRAITCHANGE #CROWNCRATELOVER- Alliance/Platform: Aldemerii - PS4/NA - CP 800+
- Mag Sorc: Arya Rosendahl - Altmer - Highelf
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭NoI'd like to see you shave-skins try and handle the most basic cooking spice in all of Eslweyr without falling over yourselves in a giddy school girl like stupor.
...Moon Sugar.
CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
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