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Are all Nords milk drinkers?

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Paneross
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Are they sissy men?
Edited by Paneross on December 5, 2016 1:47PM

Are all Nords milk drinkers? 107 votes

Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
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No
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    No
    Calling a nord a milk drinker? What is this nonsense?
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  • Paneross
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    Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Calling a nord a milk drinker? What is this nonsense?

    Us Reguards say you are.
  • Abeille
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    I don't know about the others, but mine surely is.

    She is too young to drink mead anyway.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    No
    Paneross wrote: »
    AzraelKrieg wrote: »
    Calling a nord a milk drinker? What is this nonsense?

    Us Reguards say you are.

    What would you redguards know. So afraid of undeath you can't even strike it down to save your lives without having a fit.
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  • theher0not
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    No
    Not all. On the other hand are all the khajiit milk drinkers. Though this one doesn't think of it as an insult, it is simply the truth. He drinks milk and he is proud of it.
    Edited by theher0not on December 5, 2016 1:57PM
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
    Altmer Supremacy!


    "Nord beast! Both your life and your land are now forfeit! Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on December 5, 2016 2:00PM
  • Abeille
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    raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
    Altmer Supremacy!


    "Nord beast! Both your life and your land are now forfeit! Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"

    We are still in the Second Era...

    Well, I guess "soon" is relative.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Kendaric
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    No
    Abeille wrote: »
    I don't know about the others, but mine surely is.

    She is too young to drink mead anyway.

    For a true nord there's no such thing as being too young for mead.

    All other races and especially elves are milk-drinkers.
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    • Abeille
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      Kendaric wrote: »
      Abeille wrote: »
      I don't know about the others, but mine surely is.

      She is too young to drink mead anyway.

      For a true nord there's no such thing as being too young for mead.

      All other races and especially elves are milk-drinkers.

      I guess she isn't a true Nord then.

      I should have suspected when she started to hang out with elves and to cast those fancy magic spells.
      Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

      Meet my characters:
      Command: Do the thing.

      Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
      Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
      Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
      Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
      Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
      Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
      Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
      Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
      Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
      Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
    • Neirymn
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      No
      All of the Nords aren't, that'd be very reductive. However some are, but the majority of them are just stupid close minded human barrels filled with mead. :p
    • Enslaved
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      No
      OP could drink milk from any Nord he encounters, straight from the tap :trollface:
      Edited by Enslaved on December 5, 2016 2:29PM
    • kewl
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
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    • outsideworld76
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      This one will come to steal their milk.
    • LadyNalcarya
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      Honestly I dont like how nords became a walking stereotype lately...
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    • MythicEmperor
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      Either way, they are all filthy N'wahs.
      With cold regards,
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      Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
      Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
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    • Abeille
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      KoshkaMurka wrote: »
      Honestly I dont like how nords became a walking stereotype lately...

      Yep, not a fan of how most of the "joke" characters in ESO are the "dumb/drunk Nord" stereotype. It got old very quickly.
      Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

      Meet my characters:
      Command: Do the thing.

      Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
      Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
      Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
      Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
      Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
      Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
      Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
      Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
      Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
      Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
    • Ghettokid
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      Nords are not Orcs
    • Wrecking_Blow_Spam
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      No
      A lot of trollls in here... a true nord would bash you with his mug of mead at such an insult and then 5 seconds later dance merrily with you.
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    • CapnPhoton
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      I suppose. But it would probably be a cup of milk in one hand and mug of mead in the other.
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    • Abeille
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      Ghettokid wrote: »
      Nords are not Orcs

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      Yes, yes, I guess this settles it then.
      Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

      Meet my characters:
      Command: Do the thing.

      Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
      Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
      Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
      Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
      Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
      Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
      Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
      Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
      Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
      Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
    • Paneross
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      Abeille wrote: »
      KoshkaMurka wrote: »
      Honestly I dont like how nords became a walking stereotype lately...

      Yep, not a fan of how most of the "joke" characters in ESO are the "dumb/drunk Nord" stereotype. It got old very quickly.

      Are all Nords this sensitive? Do you need some milk to make you feel better?
    • milkbox
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      drink me.
    • Abeille
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      Paneross wrote: »
      Abeille wrote: »
      KoshkaMurka wrote: »
      Honestly I dont like how nords became a walking stereotype lately...

      Yep, not a fan of how most of the "joke" characters in ESO are the "dumb/drunk Nord" stereotype. It got old very quickly.

      Are all Nords this sensitive? Do you need some milk to make you feel better?

      Only if you have chocolate milk. And little marshmallows, too. And colorful sprinkles, maybe? If you only have chocolate sprinkles that's fine too.
      Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

      Meet my characters:
      Command: Do the thing.

      Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
      Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
      Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
      Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
      Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
      Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
      Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
      Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
      Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
      Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
    • Paneross
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      milkbox wrote: »
      drink me.

      Yesh!
    • FLuFFyxMuFFiN
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      No
      raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
      Altmer Supremacy!


      "Nord beast! Both your life and your land are now forfeit! Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"

      I will crush any Altmer's tiny fragile skull under my boot while I drink the finest Mead in all of Skyrim!
      Edited by FLuFFyxMuFFiN on December 5, 2016 4:09PM
    • NordSwordnBoard
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      No
      @Paneross

      You Redguards are envious of our hearty milk from majestic shaggy beasts. Too bad its hot and uncomfortable where you live. Your people are stuck drinking gritty goat milk and are jealous of the milk we don't even drink. Except white Russians. We drink those, because the Dude is obviously a Nord:
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      "Macho" Redguards:
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    • menedhyn
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      No
      A fine, proud, hardy race the Nords. They can certainly hold their mead! But compared to mighty Orsimer? No contest, surely?

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      Okay, maybe not the best example...
    • Abeille
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      raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
      Altmer Supremacy!


      "Nord beast! Both your life and your land are now forfeit! Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"
      FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

      I will crush any Altmer's tiny fragile skull under my boot while I drink the finest Mead in all of Skyrim!

      I'll put you both in one of these for the next 1000 years:
      418c9514067cc8f56ff153d217fb32b8.jpg

      We people with no true black hair should stop fighting each other and start worrying about the important issues, like hair color.
      Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

      Meet my characters:
      Command: Do the thing.

      Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
      Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
      Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
      Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
      Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
      Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
      Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
      Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
      Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
      Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
    • raidentenshu_ESO
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »
      raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »
      Altmer Supremacy!


      "Nord beast! Both your life and your land are now forfeit! Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"

      I will crush any Altmer's tiny fragile skull under my boot while I drink the finest Mead in all of Skyrim!

      It's on now!

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    • Number_51
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      Yes they are all sissy milk drinkers
      Mead? Psshhha... might as well be milk. Real men and women drink rotmeth.
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