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Casual af guild welcomes all players!
Zno0py
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[FETTE NISE] is proud to wish every new or old players welcome! We're casual af and mostly just chill with dark jokes, roasts and friendly, disgusting insults in our guild chat!
We're focused on two things, and two things only. Doing whatever we want and hilarious guild recruitment.
We accept all nationalities, levels, genders, hair colours (yes, even gingers!), religions (yes, even vegans!), heights and cup-sizes!
Our tabard (guild herald) is our very own Rooster. and it's black. So if you've always dreamt of a big black c... Rooster on your chest - we're the guild for you!
We do help each other out with dungeons, pvp and questions in general. So despite all the insults, jokes and strange conversations, we can be quite friendly.
We can also offer a fabulous name which practically no one understand, so that's quite unique about us as well. If you're wondering this is the short version: It's norwegian northern slang and means "damn fine" or "bloody nice." More in depth: "fett" means fat but "fette" is slang for a womens southern regions, but is often used as the "f" word to enhance the next words meaning (like "F**** nice!"). "Nise" is just a pun on the english word "nice" switching the C to an S - making the norwegian word for Harbour porpoise (a whale).
And here are some of our ranks if you're wondering if we really do have that terrible sense of humour (some might require googling):
- Putin
- Obese
- Smurf
- Ginger
And a couple of polish and russian swear words (they rhyme with Hurwa and Tyka Pyat).
We are however made up of all genders, ages and weight-classes, despite our eastern-european CS:GO ranks and strange scandinavian name!
If you do think this is the guild for you, please feel free to whisper @Zno0py or any other member of the guild for an invite - everyone can invite as we accept everyone!
However I must warn you, you're gonna have to accept some strange discussions and insults if you are to join. We're all friends, but we just have that type of strange humour some more "conservative" people don't find very funny. But if you thought this post was a tad funny, you just might enjoy yourself in our company! Although I'll add again, we're much more vulgar in our guild chat than I've been in this far too long recruitment message.
PEACE!
- Zno0py, Putin of <Fette Nise>
We're focused on two things, and two things only. Doing whatever we want and hilarious guild recruitment.
We accept all nationalities, levels, genders, hair colours (yes, even gingers!), religions (yes, even vegans!), heights and cup-sizes!
Our tabard (guild herald) is our very own Rooster. and it's black. So if you've always dreamt of a big black c... Rooster on your chest - we're the guild for you!
We do help each other out with dungeons, pvp and questions in general. So despite all the insults, jokes and strange conversations, we can be quite friendly.
We can also offer a fabulous name which practically no one understand, so that's quite unique about us as well. If you're wondering this is the short version: It's norwegian northern slang and means "damn fine" or "bloody nice." More in depth: "fett" means fat but "fette" is slang for a womens southern regions, but is often used as the "f" word to enhance the next words meaning (like "F**** nice!"). "Nise" is just a pun on the english word "nice" switching the C to an S - making the norwegian word for Harbour porpoise (a whale).
And here are some of our ranks if you're wondering if we really do have that terrible sense of humour (some might require googling):
- Putin
- Obese
- Smurf
- Ginger
And a couple of polish and russian swear words (they rhyme with Hurwa and Tyka Pyat).
We are however made up of all genders, ages and weight-classes, despite our eastern-european CS:GO ranks and strange scandinavian name!
If you do think this is the guild for you, please feel free to whisper @Zno0py or any other member of the guild for an invite - everyone can invite as we accept everyone!
However I must warn you, you're gonna have to accept some strange discussions and insults if you are to join. We're all friends, but we just have that type of strange humour some more "conservative" people don't find very funny. But if you thought this post was a tad funny, you just might enjoy yourself in our company! Although I'll add again, we're much more vulgar in our guild chat than I've been in this far too long recruitment message.
PEACE!
- Zno0py, Putin of <Fette Nise>
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I'm heavily considering to quit one of my trading guilds to join this one, it seems like a lot of fun... will pm you my @name.0