Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one.
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mlstevens42_ESO✭✭✭Only real way to know is to know them in real life. Though one can get a pretty good idea hearing their voice on ts or other such programs. What gender or sizes of different parts the toons they make has little to do with what their gender in real life is.2 -
TheUrbanWizard✭✭✭✭Thats a thought, why go Argonians have jiggly-bits at all? They mammals or reptiles or what? They lay eggs, right?2 -
Suter1972✭✭✭✭Why does the whole thread even matter? Unless of course you're a player that needs some opposite sex love irl?
For the record I have a female main toon and she's well fit because I'm a perveWas - Breton DC ( GIRL - Guy In Real Life toon) Magika Templar Healer/ 5-8 trait Crafter - currently CP290 and learning now starting again on xbox…...
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CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭CapnPhoton wrote: »
I'm a guy and i like small boobs. Your logic is flawed.Magicka_DK wrote: »Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one. See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.
You are right. Not everyone is shallow and superficial. For women and men, it all sags eventually, and if its too much, the person develops back and posture problems. Do you want that to happen to your characters?
Well I guess since all of our characters are lifeless, soulless husks, they would never age, right?
It was dry humor. My response to the need by some to overindulge.Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion0 -
Arora✭✭✭Magicka_DK wrote: »See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.
Edit: Or just make a thread about it and every female on the forums flock towards it
yeah. Im a girl and i got mine maxed outArora Moon - EB- Nightblade
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NolaArch✭✭✭✭✭For me, it just depends on the character, and how I imagine she would look. Some have strong features, some very soft. Some have maxed...assets. Others, not so much. It depends on their race, class, role, and any cheesy backstory that comes to mind in character creation.
Either way, all but one are genetically blessed. Because why not?Ardat-Yakshii EP Stam NB
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✭RavenRoxie wrote: »Not always true. I am a female in RL. I don't usually max out the boobs but I almost always max out that booty and hips. The boobs in eso are weird though. Different armour makes them look different everytime so imo size never really mattered. lol
A female who says size doesn't matter...0 -
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✭If I were to play a girl I prefer smaller breasts hell in Skyrim ans Oblivion I use the "practical female armor" series . Am I weird?PS4 NA
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Sang✭✭✭I have everything pretty much but then I also enjoy rp. (interested in an active guild)
I have a young skinny female Khajit with all the curves of a 9 yr old boy, a half starved street waif.
My Bosmer and Imperial have lush stripper bodies.
Redguard is an short middle aged male, tattooed, and with broad shoulders.
My Nord is a huge maxed out beast of a man with scars on one side of his body and face.
Main and crafter as in most mmo's has red hair and is a general reflection of me ..seldom if ever rp's.
The point I am (slowly) trying to make is that anyone can be anything .. part of the reason we game, right?1 -
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I'm a guy and i like small boobs. Your logic is flawed.Magicka_DK wrote: »Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one. See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.
And I'm female and I sometimes make characters with big boobs.
It depends on what suits the character. If I think she'd have big boobs then I give her big boobs. Same as any other feature.
Big boobed females cant be good archers :S1 -
Suter1972✭✭✭✭Was - Breton DC ( GIRL - Guy In Real Life toon) Magika Templar Healer/ 5-8 trait Crafter - currently CP290 and learning now starting again on xbox…...
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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭DeepPlayGamer wrote: »SolarCat02 wrote: »DeepPlayGamer wrote: »When they stay like hours at a dye station
From watching my guildmates, no, you can't judge by that. Half the guys spend way too much time redying their armor. Then they have to get opinions on the colors and redo it three times before we can finally run the dungeon.
lol ! getting their colors right before a dungeon (wanna die with style ?)
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I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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failkiwib16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭This discussion brings back some horrible memories
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When I made a female char, I maxed out her boob slider, minimum waist, and started gathering provisioning materials already when I was in The Wailing Prison with her. By the time she hit Auridon, I had her mara the tallest guy I could find, and she made magicka buff food for him.
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✭My wife maxes out the boobs on all her toons. I remember when she first got the elven hero armor and spent ten minutes zooming in on the chest exclaiming "Look at my boobs! Look at my ASS!!!!"3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭failkiwib16_ESO wrote: »This discussion brings back some horrible memories
Share
When I made a female char, I maxed out her boob slider, minimum waist, and started gathering provisioning materials already when I was in The Wailing Prison with her. By the time she hit Auridon, I had her mara the tallest guy I could find, and she made magicka buff food for him.
Welp, it's already public, so here ya go - https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/231074/my-life-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/p12 -
Wild_Monk✭✭How do I know whether you play with a beautiful girl? And then you know that this huge ebony, amatuer white boys. It's not funny.
I've seen one freak here, a bearded man in a pink dress. There must be a mechanism to prohibit such freaks in the game.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭How do I know whether you play with a beautiful girl? And then you know that this huge ebony, amatuer white boys. It's not funny.
I've seen one freak here, a bearded man in a pink dress. There must be a mechanism to prohibit such freaks in the game.
Harsh dude. I like the feel of the pink, soft, free-flowing material on my skin.4 -
Ravena✭✭✭✭I think I spend way too much time dyeing stuff and making sets match.
This game could have really used some sort of item appearance fusion system...1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Cherryblossom wrote: »I think the consensus is that you know nothing about women....
To be fair, we did flock here, so his edit was on point :PJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
Ravena✭✭✭✭TheUrbanWizard wrote: »Thats a thought, why go Argonians have jiggly-bits at all? They mammals or reptiles or what? They lay eggs, right?
Why, so Uncle Curio has something to write about, of course.
Argonians can have kids as mammals would, though...if the Hist wishes it so.1 -
DYSEQTA✭✭✭Believe it or not, not all guys go mad for massive mammaries. I'd take petite and pretty any day.For the King!4 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭Took this Screenshot from another game a long time ago.
1. The names shown are not from ESO, nor are they 'real names'
2. At the time, I edited the name of the 'guilty party'
Boobs or no boobs... beware ..
Edited by XDragonDoomX on October 17, 2016 11:29AM"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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✭I wish we could have a male-staff-slider, too. I mean, it's not fair that you can change a woman's boob-size but not a man's.. size? o.oIgnorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
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✭✭✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »I wish we could have a male-staff-slider, too. I mean, it's not fair that you can change a woman's boob-size but not a man's.. size? o.o
I second this. My new character "Excited-to-see-you" is ready for deployment4 -
SlayerTheDragon✭✭✭✭✭Playing as a female Khajiit, I've noticed that maxing out chest size doesn't have much of an effect on her. Especially when considering the fact that many players often have the sliders set lower on human/mer characters to compensate for just how ridiculously busty they can appear while wearing certain armours.
And yes, this is my character with both sliders maxed out (though if anyone's done better I'd be...interested in viewing their efforts
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@Dark_Claw I have tried to create a beautiful Khajiit for sooo long. They always come out looking like skinned hyenas. This you have made... this is gorgeous.¤═══¤ People don't like it when you talk to them with your weapon drawn ¤═══¤3 -
Farorin✭✭✭✭✭My wife does the big boobs big butt bit for her characters, one of my characters has a very small frame and small boobs, due to her being a cute, tiny bosmer.
Also, Bosmer girls are best girls.1 -
kip_silverwolf✭✭✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »I wish we could have a male-staff-slider, too. I mean, it's not fair that you can change a woman's boob-size but not a man's.. size? o.o
I second this. My new character "Excited-to-see-you" is ready for deployment
And I third it!!
Though, to be fair, would anyone use anything BUT the max setting for this?
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