Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one.

  • Calboy
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    My wife made a wood elf and made the titties and booty as big as she could
  • jkemmery
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    The OP has fooled you. I think the real purpose of this thread was to bait the real females to come out.

    >:)

    Hu hu ... hu hu, he said " 'bate ".
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    jkemmery wrote: »
    The OP has fooled you. I think the real purpose of this thread was to bait the real females to come out.

    >:)

    Hu hu ... hu hu, he said " 'bate ".

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  • Soundwave
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    jkemmery wrote: »
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Guys have been playing as female toons since the beginning of online games. Some times it's easier to play, when u have something to look at.

    My main is a female, as are several, but not all, of my alts. One of the first "First Person" games I played was Tomb Raider, where you play Lara Croft, so it's not unusual, really. My daughter asked my why I play a lot of female characters and my answer was pretty simple - when you go to create a character, it's a lot more fun to make a pretty girl than to make some dude.

    And for what it's worth, if you want a curvy female in ESO, Bosmer are the best. You can get some nice hourglass proportions with a Bosmer that you can't seem to with other races.

    Don't judge me.

    I have a redguard with nice big booty... so I understand.
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    because i guess this is a thing we need to be concerned about
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  • EvilCroc
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    I'm playing with female character and her parameters are not "maxed out". I simply don't like "maxed out" parameters.
    Such a disgusting word "maxed". MMMMMMaxed.
    Anyway, your argument is invalid.
  • Calboy
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    I'm thinking maybe it's the opposite to what the op said
  • e1team
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    Never had an urge to play as a female :neutral:
    I just can't see myself as a girl.
  • Wow
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    I'm a pervert who like to spend a good minute to stare at sexy female characters I come across. When I'm done, I open up trade window and gave them ornate stuffs if I happen to carry one. :persevere:

    If I were to roll my own char as a female, getting exposed by all that ass permanently, fixed in the middle of the screen would drive me insane.

    Therefore all my characters are Male :*
    Edited by Wow on October 15, 2016 5:24AM
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  • Integral1900
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    One important distinction is whether or not you see yourself literally as the character. Personally I don't, I never have in any game. They are a character in a story that I and the game makers tell together. All my in game characters tend to be female simply because every heroic character in games and movies and even books, with a pitiful handful of exceptions, have been male. It's been done to death, it's boring. Female characters give a whole different spin on things.

    Also it depends on your image of women. Growing up, the ladies of the family were all five eleven plus, none of them ever conformed to the stereotype doe eyed weakling that needed help opening jam jars. I have a university friend that works in a role where looks are very mportant but she can still crack open a coconut with her hands. Ive never had any reason to see them as anything other than equal so why not have them play the hero?
  • WalksonGraves
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    I have an old woman character, rarest of all.
  • captainwolfos
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    Well, damn, time to return my man card.
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  • Osteos
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    Dark_Claw wrote: »
    Playing as a female Khajiit, I've noticed that maxing out chest size doesn't have much of an effect on her. Especially when considering the fact that many players often have the sliders set lower on human/mer characters to compensate for just how ridiculously busty they can appear while wearing certain armours.

    OyaEzP7.jpg

    And yes, this is my character with both sliders maxed out (though if anyone's done better I'd be...interested in viewing their efforts >:))

    Your character is beautiful!
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  • Coatmagic
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    Abeille wrote: »
    I think it depends on the person's preferences and even how they look irl.

    During beta was actually able to make a character that looked like me... it was too damn creepy to play xD
  • Clarkieson
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    I have 10 toons, 8 ladies and 2 guys.

    My orc is a huge beast because, well hes an orc.

    My redguard is a big lump coz hes a tank.

    My 8 ladies are all well proportioned to their varying heights. And yes they all have big boobs, not too keen on big butts tho

    Does this make me 80% male and 20% female O_o
    Edited by Clarkieson on October 15, 2016 8:06AM
  • Taternater
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    I would like to make the formal request that from now on we all use the phrase "turd factory" in place of "butt" or "booty".
  • kargen27
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    Miya in something a little more flattering than a tux.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • zzerogg
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    No sure fire way, just grow up and treat girls like people.....
  • Lysette
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    Danksta wrote: »
    I don't know about you, but the girls I know like big boobs too.

    This is the same for both genders - the younger they are, the more they prefer bigger boobs - but once they got to know, what happens in the future to these sizes, they tend to go for the smaller ones.
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    Who cares?
    If it matters to you at all, then you might be playing the game for the wrong reasons.
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    My nightblade is flat as a board, cause athleticism tends to discourage sizable chests.

    The others...yeah.
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  • Leon119
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    SolarCat02 wrote: »
    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)

    From watching my guildmates, no, you can't judge by that. Half the guys spend way too much time redying their armor. Then they have to get opinions on the colors and redo it three times before we can finally run the dungeon.

    Im a guy and can confirm that this is true. My fps (fashion per second) must be always at a min/max situation for me to run dungeons
  • Agobi
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    Girl on the internet = Guy In Real Life

    Female players are just a myth I tells ya...someone call mythbusters o.O
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Hmm my main doesn't have the largest breasts, but she definitely has a booty on her xD


    But I have plenty of fellow female friends who max out the boobs and butt as much as they can O:
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  • Mojmir
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    best way to tell is by running a raid,the women play as a team,the guys take a *** and show off dps and solo tactics.
  • kip_silverwolf
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    Magicka_DK wrote: »
    See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.

    Edit: Or just make a thread about it and every female on the forums flock towards it

    I'm a female who plays solely male characters (love me some good eyecandy! :D ) As most of my males are fully maxed out in these areas, does this mean it's the same for telling females who play as males?
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    Leon119 wrote: »
    SolarCat02 wrote: »
    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)

    From watching my guildmates, no, you can't judge by that. Half the guys spend way too much time redying their armor. Then they have to get opinions on the colors and redo it three times before we can finally run the dungeon.

    Im a guy and can confirm that this is true. My fps (fashion per second) must be always at a min/max situation for me to run dungeons

    I give all my characters little quirks. My healer has to dye her armor/costume after every delve, dungeon, trial or pledge. If we have some wait time (player dropped or something) then she changes costumes and every costume used has to be dyed.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • moonio
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    Some women have those dimentions in real life, why should they tone it down?!?!
    Just a poor healer from Glenumbra..
  • bellatrixed
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    So by this logic are curvaceous women IRL also secretly men?

    This might have validity in a game like BDO where maxed out boobs/butt make your character look totally cartoonish like a blowup doll, but anyone who thinks maxed out ESO curves is unrealistic has never seen an IRL woman.

    Protip: Max boobs in this game aren't even that big. Source: I have them.
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  • moonio
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    Yes you tell them! @bellatrixed
    We have to live with these things in real life, men can't stop staring at them, you can't even wear shirt because there is always a gaping hole between the buttons, having to cover them with a scarf or cardigan so they don't draw attention, other women can even feel threatened by them.

    I'm not prepared to go through all that in a game, so I'm going to have my big boobs and be proud of them, screw the rest of you who think there is something wrong with that..
    Just a poor healer from Glenumbra..
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