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Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one.

Magicka_DK
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See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.

Edit: Or just make a thread about it and every female on the forums flock towards it
Edited by Magicka_DK on October 14, 2016 9:22PM
  • Doctordarkspawn
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    Untrue.

    I know plenty of women who claw for sexy armor and maxed out boob sliders. Trust me. They are a thing.
  • Ilsabet
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  • Runs
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    I'll have you know, I only did that on one of my female toons.
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    Farming insightful clicks eh? Well you get mine because I'm feeling generous and you're not wrong.
  • Danksta
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    I don't know about you, but the girls I know like big boobs too.
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  • AntMan100673
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    An even easier way, are they wearing armour? If the answer's no then it's a guy
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  • Rosveen
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    Or you could just ask them.
  • alpehans
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    I was so expecting it to be " whether they can play their char or not " :smiley:
  • Magicka_DK
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    Ilsabet wrote: »
    So... guy playing as girl?

    gurthapic.jpg

    ;)

    Yes max dimensions she thixk
  • SirAndy
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    Magicka_DK wrote: »
    Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one. See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.
    I'm a guy and i like small boobs. Your logic is flawed.
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  • deadlock007
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    Nope, not a sure fire way, you are wrong!

    Why does it matter anyway.....
    Edited by deadlock007 on October 14, 2016 8:48PM
  • Danikat
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    Magicka_DK wrote: »
    Sure fire way to tell the difference from a girl and a guy playing as one. See whether or not the chest and posterior dimensions are maxed out.
    I'm a guy and i like small boobs. Your logic is flawed.
    shades.gif

    And I'm female and I sometimes make characters with big boobs.

    It depends on what suits the character. If I think she'd have big boobs then I give her big boobs. Same as any other feature.
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  • rhapsodious
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    Can confirm, am girl and my main has no boobs or butt.

    But she's an Argonian and I feel very strongly about lizard titty so that's more the rationale.
  • DPG76
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    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)
  • Ilsabet
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    Can confirm, am girl and my main has no boobs or butt.

    But she's an Argonian and I feel very strongly about lizard titty so that's more the rationale.

    I actually gave my Argonian max boob size.

    But that's largely because my boyfriend was grousing about my Breton and Nord not having big boobs, so I promised him that the next character I made would have the biggest possible boobs.

    Bahahahaha.
  • SolarCat02
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    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)

    From watching my guildmates, no, you can't judge by that. Half the guys spend way too much time redying their armor. Then they have to get opinions on the colors and redo it three times before we can finally run the dungeon.
    Why be normal when you can be better?

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  • Danikat
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    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)

    This one might be more accurate. Every time I've had a conversation about dyes in a game it's been mainly women joining in (and in my guild which is how I know). Men seem more inclined to go for Black + red/gold/white and call it a day.

    But of course there are exceptions on both sides.
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  • GreenSoup2HoT
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    My chest slider and posterior are at 50%. What does that make me? A B+ B)
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  • DPG76
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    SolarCat02 wrote: »
    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)

    From watching my guildmates, no, you can't judge by that. Half the guys spend way too much time redying their armor. Then they have to get opinions on the colors and redo it three times before we can finally run the dungeon.

    lol ! getting their colors right before a dungeon (wanna die with style ?)

    typo edit..
    Edited by DPG76 on October 14, 2016 8:58PM
  • Lettigall
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    Look under the skirt...
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  • Magicka_DK
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    When people take this thread seriously lol
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    I have an hourglass figure in real life so my character has one. Men also have different tastes so this isn't true!
  • Integral1900
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    I play with a friend online quite often and the first thing she does is max out those sliders, shortly followed by another, and entirely reasonable, rant about the ludicrous sexual diamorphisum in games, even in eso, where male characters can be blown up like the hulk but god forbid a woman should want to look like she can actually swing the dam sword not carry it around like a plank of wood. After which I quietly remind them the the character creation for females in skyrim was so bad that it was literally the first thing we modded :D
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    Just like all the girlfriends I have had in my life, all my female Alts have different body shapes and heights and looks. Although I tend to make characters attractive, my standards of attraction are pretty diverse.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • RavenRoxie
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    Not always true. I am a female in RL. I don't usually max out the boobs but I almost always max out that booty and hips. The boobs in eso are weird though. Different armour makes them look different everytime so imo size never really mattered. lol
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  • SolarCat02
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    SolarCat02 wrote: »
    When they stay like hours at a dye station ;)

    From watching my guildmates, no, you can't judge by that. Half the guys spend way too much time redying their armor. Then they have to get opinions on the colors and redo it three times before we can finally run the dungeon.

    lol ! getting their colors right before a dungeon (wanna die with style ?)

    typo edit..

    Maybe?

    If they haven't dyed their armor recently they do tend to strip at random boss fights and dance while the rest of us are fighting.
    And then I get to laugh at the one who was wearing Twice Born Star. :D

    Maybe I just hang out with crazy people. But it's more fun that way, so we are all good. Usually.
    Until we get the newer players imitating them. Then you end up with your healer trying to solo the Mantikora on his first visit while waiting for the other half of the group to port to the Trial. :s But we survived. Mostly. ;)
    Why be normal when you can be better?

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    All my Argonians, male or female, have max butt dimension for giant tails.
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  • UrQuan
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    I feel very strongly about lizard titty
    Well, that's a phrase I never expected to come across...
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  • Loralai_907
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    Whatever lol. If that were true all of mine would have to go! Apparently I did not receive the memo lol
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  • rhapsodious
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    I feel very strongly about lizard titty
    Well, that's a phrase I never expected to come across...

    It ain't right ):
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