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I don't understand wood elf humor
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✭✭✭✭Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis4 -
Daran_Cousland✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.Edited by Daran_Cousland on October 10, 2016 1:40AM3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
How so?
I think the quests with Indaenir, especially the one about the war between two tribes that ended with one tribe eating the other, explain the Green Pact very well.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.5 -
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Picture someone eating another person and tell me that's not funny.Daran_Cousland wrote: »is cannibalism supposed to be funny?
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Picture someone eating another person and tell me that's not funny.Daran_Cousland wrote: »is cannibalism supposed to be funny?
It's only funny when it's a clownGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 506 -
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✭✭Daran_Cousland wrote: »is cannibalism supposed to be funny?
I find it to be funny.1 -
Kharnis✭✭✭Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre."Technology today is a race between engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof devices, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
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✭✭✭✭Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with woodGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
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✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.(2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
(2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
(2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
(1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
CP: 610 and counting
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✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
Importing wood is a grey area. Some bosmer are fine with it, others aren't.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 500 -
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✭✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
There are a lot of "loopholes" that many Bosmer use. Using imported wood is one of them, and it is a generally accepted one. The Green Pact is about protecting Valenwood, not every plant life ever.
Other loopholes are not as widely accepted. Like hiring someone to cut a Valenwood plant for you. Some Bosmer might be fine with it, while others are not. There are Bosmer npcs that will voice their displeasure with the practice, saying it is the same as cutting the plants themselves and therefore the offenders should be sent to the Ooze all the same. There is a quest in the Reaper's March about that, where a village of Bosmer hires an Altmer mage to remove some trees.
On the quest you are talking about, a Bosmer paid a Khajiit to cut a plant, so that her husband could make a concoction that would cure her illness. The thing about this quest is, whoever you offer to the plant will be eaten. Because the Green wasn't demanding actual justice, it was demanding a life. The problem here was that a special plant was cut, the circumstances and who really was at fault didn't matter.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
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✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
Importing wood is a grey area. Some bosmer are fine with it, others aren't.AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
There are a lot of "loopholes" that many Bosmer use. Using imported wood is one of them, and it is a generally accepted one. The Green Pact is about protecting Valenwood, not every plant life ever.
Other loopholes are not as widely accepted. Like hiring someone to cut a Valenwood plant for you. Some Bosmer might be fine with it, while others are not. There are Bosmer npcs that will voice their displeasure with the practice, saying it is the same as cutting the plants themselves and therefore the offenders should be sent to the Ooze all the same. There is a quest in the Reaper's March about that, where a village of Bosmer hires an Altmer mage to remove some trees.
On the quest you are talking about, a Bosmer paid a Khajiit to cut a plant, so that her husband could make a concoction that would cure her illness. The thing about this quest is, whoever you offer to the plant will be eaten. Because the Green wasn't demanding actual justice, it was demanding a life. The problem here was that a special plant was cut, the circumstances and who really was at fault didn't matter.
I always give the woman over to the plant. She is the most guilty.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
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✭✭✭✭✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
Importing wood is a grey area. Some bosmer are fine with it, others aren't.AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
There are a lot of "loopholes" that many Bosmer use. Using imported wood is one of them, and it is a generally accepted one. The Green Pact is about protecting Valenwood, not every plant life ever.
Other loopholes are not as widely accepted. Like hiring someone to cut a Valenwood plant for you. Some Bosmer might be fine with it, while others are not. There are Bosmer npcs that will voice their displeasure with the practice, saying it is the same as cutting the plants themselves and therefore the offenders should be sent to the Ooze all the same. There is a quest in the Reaper's March about that, where a village of Bosmer hires an Altmer mage to remove some trees.
On the quest you are talking about, a Bosmer paid a Khajiit to cut a plant, so that her husband could make a concoction that would cure her illness. The thing about this quest is, whoever you offer to the plant will be eaten. Because the Green wasn't demanding actual justice, it was demanding a life. The problem here was that a special plant was cut, the circumstances and who really was at fault didn't matter.
I always give the woman over to the plant. She is the most guilty.
I don't think any of them really deserved it. After all, the woman would die of her illness without that plant and she used a loophole that other Bosmer use with no problem. But she was indeed the only one out of the three who had the whole picture, and she manipulated the others to get the cure to her illness. But regardless of that, if you offer the Khajiit or the Alchemist to the plant, the plant will eat them all the same. That makes me think that any person would do, regardless of connection to the cutting of the plant or not.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
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✭Speaking of wood elf humor. I heard the BEST joke in Craglorn last night from a wood elf NPC. Whats brown and sticky?
A STICK!!
....I laughed more than was appropriate...PC-NA - formerly, mommadani907Guild: Weeping Angels - Co-GMTwitter: @ Loralai_907 several Alt accounts....CP 1700+Active characters:Fauna Rosewood ( Bosmer Stam DK - Master Crafter/AD)///Loralai Darknova (Drunken Zombie Bosmer Stam Sorc - PvP/AD)Lilith Darknova ( Dunmer Mag DK - Master Crafter - PvP/AD)///and roughly 1billion alts7 -
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✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
Importing wood is a grey area. Some bosmer are fine with it, others aren't.AzraelKrieg wrote: »Daran_Cousland wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Long story short, some [insert very unkind depictions of intelligence and reasoning ability] [insert high rank within corporate decision making process] totally misunderstood the idea of the "green pact".
I just ignore the crap that doesn't make any sense.
"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather
I was just trying to make sense of Eveli's ramblings.
Ironically, "too many cooks spoil the broth" is a prime reason why Bosmer make sure only one cook is used for their stews. They usually add a woodworker for some additional fibre.
The woodworker is usually not a bosmer and has committed an affront to Y'ffre by working with wood
I know cutting and eating stuff from valenwood is forbidden via green pact to bosmer... But what if they used imported wood? Is that totally cool or will that result in one getting eaten by some oversized plant like in some quest I did in grahtwood. Think it was some woman getting pwnzor-ed by this weird man-eating plant cos she used some plant that grew in grahtwood.
There are a lot of "loopholes" that many Bosmer use. Using imported wood is one of them, and it is a generally accepted one. The Green Pact is about protecting Valenwood, not every plant life ever.
Other loopholes are not as widely accepted. Like hiring someone to cut a Valenwood plant for you. Some Bosmer might be fine with it, while others are not. There are Bosmer npcs that will voice their displeasure with the practice, saying it is the same as cutting the plants themselves and therefore the offenders should be sent to the Ooze all the same. There is a quest in the Reaper's March about that, where a village of Bosmer hires an Altmer mage to remove some trees.
On the quest you are talking about, a Bosmer paid a Khajiit to cut a plant, so that her husband could make a concoction that would cure her illness. The thing about this quest is, whoever you offer to the plant will be eaten. Because the Green wasn't demanding actual justice, it was demanding a life. The problem here was that a special plant was cut, the circumstances and who really was at fault didn't matter.
I always give the woman over to the plant. She is the most guilty.
I don't think any of them really deserved it. After all, the woman would die of her illness without that plant and she used a loophole that other Bosmer use with no problem. But she was indeed the only one out of the three who had the whole picture, and she manipulated the others to get the cure to her illness. But regardless of that, if you offer the Khajiit or the Alchemist to the plant, the plant will eat them all the same. That makes me think that any person would do, regardless of connection to the cutting of the plant or not.
Hmmm so interesting!
So wait. If its a grey area, but the ooze (the plant talking thingy?) eats the woman even tho she was using a loophole (aka getting kitty to cut plant for her), then its kinda settled that cutting plants via proxy is outlawed by green pact? Or is it just cos this particular plant was something special and its totally cool to get non-bosmers to chop wood for example? Just curious sorry for the questions!
As for the quest I tried so hard to find an option that dosent require me to feed someone to the plant cos I dont think any1 desereved it.... 4 playthroughs later I realised it didnt matter lol... hungry plant was just hungry and would have prolly eaten whoever u offered it..... T.TEdited by Vangy on October 10, 2016 5:06AM(2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
(2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
(2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
(1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
CP: 610 and counting
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Did someone say "Too Many Cooks"?Daran_Cousland wrote: »"too many cooks spoil the broth" or too many people making creative decisions, rather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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✭Daran_Cousland wrote: »is cannibalism supposed to be funny?
No, they take their cannibalism seriously. But if they call you an idiot or make fun of your intelligence it is because they want to sack you. You wouldn't believe how randy all the guards are in Rawl Ka. Wink is as good as a nod to a blind snake.“Whatever.”
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Majic✭✭✭✭✭How can cannibalism not be funny?Epopt Of The Everspinning Logo, Church Of The Eternal Loading Screen
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✭✭WanderingBeithe wrote: »Shouldn't waste good meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQZiElLp-E
Cannibalism is the circle of life... the balance of nature. Without it our species will become overpopulated.... as it is already.
I support the Bosmer and their cannibalism culture.1 -
Taternater✭✭✭Is it really cannibalism if a Bosmer eats a Khajiit? I would eat a Khajiit and I don't think I'm a cannibal.0
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✭Remember girls, don't ask bosmer to eat you!Some men just want to watch the world burn... I just want a cold beer!3 -
WanderingBeithe✭✭✭Taternater wrote: »Is it really cannibalism if a Bosmer eats a Khajiit? I would eat a Khajiit and I don't think I'm a cannibal.
If it has a tail, it's meant to be eaten.
*still really wants the knife sharpening emote*Edited by WanderingBeithe on October 10, 2016 9:39AMIf it has a tail it is meant to be eaten.1 -
Kemono✭✭✭Taternater wrote: »Is it really cannibalism if a Bosmer eats a Khajiit? I would eat a Khajiit and I don't think I'm a cannibal.
"THREE diffrent daedric princes confirm: eating ogres is not cannibalism" < Wrothgar quest
"I dont want any more khajit meat, its way to gamey" < Imperial City daedras
btw
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/268243/how-does-argonian-and-khajiit-meat-tasteEdited by Kemono on October 10, 2016 9:43AM1 -
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carljokl✭✭✭The further I get through the Aldmeri Dominion quest line and the more I learn about the green pact the more I think it is messed up.
Highly questionable to be outraged by eating plants but have no problem with killing and eating animals. Most perverse still to eat people.
Plants are liable to suffer less from being eaten than animals.
Many plants produce fruits and berries specifically to be eaten so that their seeds can be distributed. There are many such fruits or nuts that can fall of their own accord. If they are not eaten they may simply go to waste.
Some even theorise that some plants have desirable qualities so that they will be farmed. Wheat is able to grow in abundance due to being farmed. Collecting the wheat does not kill the plant.
Some plants actually benefit and become healthier when pruned and grafted etc.
Some trees die of their own accord or loose branches naturally. If the wood is not used it just goes to waste.
I think it would be totally possible to have a Green Pact based on nurturing and respecting plant life that does not contain so many questionable or unhelpful parts.
Y'ffre seems hit and miss with enforcement. Some are cursed and changed or sentenced to death for breaking the green pact while others get away with it without consequence.
The crazy pumpkin loving Bosmer in Grahtwood. Also quite happy to kill her lover and other guests.
Soldier in Reaper's March implies the green pact can be bent in times of war: "I even had a salad...and I liked it." Neither seem to be punished by Y'ffre.Edited by carljokl on October 10, 2016 6:12PMMy Characters
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