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✭✭catsgomeow wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
should never touch a frenchmans onions!, i thought everyone knew this?
a true frenchman would use shallots,onions are for the brits!!
Well that's not true, onions and shallots have different culinary uses in both countries.
that's true, i've seen that roux chap use both on the telly....
that's a strange thing.... none of the prov recipes use onions, garlic, but not onions. perhaps they don't grow in tamriel.Edited by jedtb16_ESO on October 5, 2016 8:42AM0 -
Elmour0Fudd✭✭WillhelmBlack wrote: »Day off, ripped.
sorry man but people have been saying leave the day off til tomorrow ... from lunchtime probably best lol
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✭✭jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
'moving his onions' hmmm
is that code for something?
Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions
You don't move someone's onions, that's basic, it shouldn't need explaining.
I think the real lesson here is don't *** off the cleaning lady. At least, not if you're a frechman...0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I find it odd this thread went from an ESO update to a Frenchman's onions.
Edited by Alucardo on October 5, 2016 8:57AM2 -
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I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
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✭✭✭✭✭Heard we have a confirmed eight hour downtime, anyone got a line on that?0 -
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✭✭jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
'moving his onions' hmmm
is that code for something?
Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions
This is the weirdest sentence I've ever read...2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
'moving his onions' hmmm
is that code for something?
Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions
This is the weirdest sentence I've ever read...
It's even weirder to experience it in person..0 -
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✭✭✭✭Doctordarkspawn wrote: »Heard we have a confirmed eight hour downtime, anyone got a line on that?
Any estimate given is a very loose estimate anyway, I would seriously suggest to get on with your day and come back later. The last post I saw said they expect the servers to be back up mid morning EDT (which would be mid afternoon BST) - so find something else to do for the next 5-6 hours, or be happy to spend that time shooting the breeze on the forums
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bt86bt✭✭This thread is now about the usage of onions i cooking.
Better have something to do when we wait for the servers come online. Shame my daughter sleeps now and will probably wake up just when the servers wake up
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✭Omgwtfbbq321 wrote: »Watching all the PC players getting excited and regretting my decision to play on console. Oh well, at least I have the forums and Natch Potes to pass the time haha.
Look at it this way. We're just beta testing so things will only be half screwed up when it reaches console.
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✭jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
'moving his onions' hmmm
is that code for something?
Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions
This is the weirdest sentence I've ever read...
It's even weirder to experience it in person..
by the way...you are fired!!!
you spend all your time on the forum instead of doing the work you get paid for0 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭jedtb16_ESO wrote: »catsgomeow wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
should never touch a frenchmans onions!, i thought everyone knew this?
a true frenchman would use shallots,onions are for the brits!!
Well that's not true, onions and shallots have different culinary uses in both countries.
that's true, i've seen that roux chap use both on the telly....
that's a strange thing.... none of the prov recipes use onions, garlic, but not onions. perhaps they don't grow in tamriel.
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✭✭✭✭✭stevepdodson_ESO888 wrote: »jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
'moving his onions' hmmm
is that code for something?
Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions
This is the weirdest sentence I've ever read...
It's even weirder to experience it in person..
by the way...you are fired!!!
you spend all your time on the forum instead of doing the work you get paid for
Lol it's true, I do spend more time on the forums instead of working0
