Update 47 is now available for testing on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/680228

It has begun!

MidknightWolf
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My launcher is ready to start downloading and I have the rest of the week to play!
  • Mojmir
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    Indeed,




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    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ouch
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    Let the memes start then
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Same for me. But I ordered my wife to turn it on and download patch.

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    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.
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    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    i have one russian,which makes up 1 of 4 females in the house. my poor son suffers while im at work.
  • sickboy2808
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    Im just about to phone wife and ask her to switch on pc and start download for me. Should i also ask how my 1 yr old little girl is?? Yeah maybe i should. Cant wait for 1T. Crag here i come
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  • Alucardo
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    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    i have one russian,which makes up 1 of 4 females in the house. my poor son suffers while im at work.

    You live with 4 females? I'll swap you my beef headed Russian with a flatulence problem for one of them.
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    LOL I love that you think after a major update you will have the rest of the week to play, that's so cute and innocent :)
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    LOL I love that you think after a major update you will have the rest of the week to play, that's so cute and innocent :)

    Naww don't step on their hopes and dreams
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    Some people on forum be like:

    The Servermeld is nigh, the Servermeld is nigh
    Alliance zones will disappear!

    The Servermeld is nigh, the Servermeld is nigh
    Low level crafting mats doom is near!
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    'moving his onions' hmmm

    is that code for something?
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    'moving his onions' hmmm

    is that code for something?

    Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions

    Edited by Alucardo on October 5, 2016 8:27AM
  • Omgwtfbbq321
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    Watching all the PC players getting excited and regretting my decision to play on console. Oh well, at least I have the forums and Natch Potes to pass the time haha.
    My ping is higher than your resource recovery...
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    Watching all the PC players getting excited and regretting my decision to play on console. Oh well, at least I have the forums and Natch Potes to pass the time haha.

    Look at it this way. We're just beta testing so things will only be half screwed up when it reaches console.
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    Day off, ripped.
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  • Omgwtfbbq321
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    I guess that’s one way of looking at it. The potato I have my mouse plugged into can barely run the game so it’s probably good I chose console. :)
    My ping is higher than your resource recovery...
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    should never touch a frenchmans onions!, i thought everyone knew this?
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    catsgomeow wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    should never touch a frenchmans onions!, i thought everyone knew this?

    I didn't before, but I sure do now. The guy was furious like wtf
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    'moving his onions' hmmm

    is that code for something?

    Hah no. He literally screamed at her because he thought she moved his bag of onions

    You don't move someone's onions, that's basic, it shouldn't need explaining.
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    Now I want to touch a Frenchman's onions!
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    Dallasali wrote: »
    Now I want to touch a Frenchman's onions!

    Giggity
  • Dede_Bug
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    I'm not planning for more then a few hours of game time this week, between the update and most likely multiple maintenance sessions it with take to then fix the update. Looks like a good time to do that Fall cleaning.
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    catsgomeow wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    should never touch a frenchmans onions!, i thought everyone knew this?

    a true frenchman would use shallots,onions are for the brits!!
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    Mojmir wrote: »
    catsgomeow wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Mojmir wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    Eldorhaan wrote: »
    Alucardo wrote: »
    God damn it. I forgot to leave my laptop on before I went to work. Can someone please come pick up my house keys and turn it on for me?

    Ok give me your keys but I am not sure if you will find your house intact when you will come back ;)

    I live with a Russian, a french guy, and 2 unknown species. I'm not sure the house could get any worse

    sounds like the start of a good joke right there.

    God I wish it was man. Though the French guy got beaten up by the cleaners son last weekend because he accused the cleaner of moving his onions. That was pretty funny

    should never touch a frenchmans onions!, i thought everyone knew this?

    a true frenchman would use shallots,onions are for the brits!!

    Well that's not true, onions and shallots have different culinary uses in both countries.
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    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Tarrin
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    2 weeks of elders bugs, elders lags and elder maintainces offline.
    Edited by Tarrin on October 5, 2016 8:40AM
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    But without the sword
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