The thread of outrageous desires...

Arnorien16 · October 2016

Ummm ... Just Queen Ayrenn would do.

Cryptical · October 2016

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit thinks maybe you live the quiet life yes to think these things are outrageous.

Are there none who wish to drink dry the cellars of Wayrest Castle? None who dream of charging through the desert on the shoulders of a giant? None who would glide across the snows of Eastmarch in a sled pulled by dunmer? None who wish to live in a palace made from a million balls of yarn? None who wish to stuff Pacrooti in a crate and sit on the lid until the mewing goes oh so quiet?

Think oh so big my friends!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

The giant mount could be a reward for defeating blessed crucible after reading the scroll of glorious battle!

Berenhir · October 2016

A working dark cloak that gives Major Mending.

Daraugh · October 2016

FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

Daraugh wrote: »

A viable Nord frost mage.

The Warden class.

For two handed weapons to count for bonuses properly.

To use the exploding chicken wand in pvp and on bosses.

Elsweyr!

For houses to be game based, not store based.

The quick and decisive death of gamble crates.

Jewelrycrafting.

Spellcrafting.

A new trial.

To assassinate Naryu.

If you kill Naryu I will personally hunt you down. Hail Sithis!

Disclamer: I am talking about your character

Huh, tell me how you really feel?

And as a bonus, assassinate Queen Ayrenn and every female character who is written as though sex is her primary tool. So really just the two of them, the rest are pretty cool.

Asardes · October 2016

The game is not sexual at all, though for it's rating it could have. Just a few LGBT characters and one soft BDSM scene in the basement of a bar somewhere. But the NPCs are very chaste otherwise

UrQuan · October 2016

Asardes wrote: »

The game is not sexual at all, though for it's rating it could have. Just a few LGBT characters and one soft BDSM scene in the basement of a bar somewhere. But the NPCs are very chaste otherwise

*cough* Darien *cough*

nikolaj.lemcheb16_ESO · October 2016

Asardes wrote: »

The game is not sexual at all, though for it's rating it could have. Just a few LGBT characters and one soft BDSM scene in the basement of a bar somewhere. But the NPCs are very chaste otherwise

There is such a scene in the upper rooms at an inn in Deshan.

Asardes · October 2016

Yep, one NPC actually brags about his reproductive activity and others do some lap-dancing. But none of the more hardcore stuff I love to see in some games like the Witcher series. No wonder there are no kids in game. Probably the impending Daedric invasion and the news from war in Cyrodiil have mostly turned people off, even with all that ginseng coming from hirelings, provisioning writs and random containers

I_killed_Vivec · October 2016

nikolaj.lemcheb16_ESO wrote: »

Asardes wrote: »

The game is not sexual at all, though for it's rating it could have. Just a few LGBT characters and one soft BDSM scene in the basement of a bar somewhere. But the NPCs are very chaste otherwise

There is such a scene in the upper rooms at an inn in Deshan.

Ebonheart... I was told to wait my turn

But who wouldn't want to share a bath with Naryu after a hard day saving the pact from biological warfare?

And as for that floozy Ayrenn... let's just say I took one for the Pact!

Preyfar · October 2016

Jim_Pipp wrote: »

Crown store items that reskin werewolves - transform into a werebear, werebat, werecrocodile, armoured werewolf, etc.

Werewolf socks an drop item in game (stolen item) so I'd totally love to be able to have werewolf armor/wearables.

Daraugh · October 2016

nikolaj.lemcheb16_ESO wrote: »

Asardes wrote: »

The game is not sexual at all, though for it's rating it could have. Just a few LGBT characters and one soft BDSM scene in the basement of a bar somewhere. But the NPCs are very chaste otherwise

There is such a scene in the upper rooms at an inn in Deshan.

And those are awesome! Lots of characters that are sexy and fun without being pandering. The Ebony Flask rocks, the name E-bon-y, I lol'd and it's a redeeming feature of the Dunmer! It's her pretended helplessness that I can't stand. Oh big strong hero, whatever shall we do? /yawn It's dull writing when the could have had a strong sexy assassin, bent on saving her organization. Instead, she's a glimpse of why it's failing. Needing outside help? The Dark Brotherhood would never stoop to that.

Asardes · October 2016

And I always wonder what Lyris and Sai Sahan are up to after the old fart gets sucked into that amulet ...

magnusthorek · October 2016

I want:

- More fishing spots (especially in coldharbour >.<);
- Skill bars that don't changes by themselves (just increase the damn threshold);
- Stay with my weapons drawn in combat instead of auto-sheathing them without reason (little seconds that may screw you, specially in end-game content);
- My maxed speed horse to run like it use to instead of losing 90% of its speed while riding through every slope in all terrains CONSTANTLY

But, it's ESO so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Asardes · October 2016

magnusthorek wrote: »

My maxed speed horse to run like it use to instead of losing 90% of its speed while riding through every slope in all terrains CONSTANTLY

All terrain 4x4 horses weren't introduced in Tamriel until cca. 4E200

nimander99 · October 2016

Flying Alduin Dragon mounts given to every player in the game! #DragonBreak #DragonsInThe2ndEra #DragonsExist #IamRightAboutDragonsYouAreWrong #HashTag

Ceridwynne · October 2016

I want companion followers (noncombatants) that remark on your surroundings and on what you are doing. They should come from all the different guilds and all have different personalities and stories to tell.

Examples
The Mage's guild follower keeps talking a paper they are working on, and stops every once in a while to take a sample of something.
The Thieves guild follower comments on potential marks and get rich quick schemes.
The Fighter's guild follower loves talking about their past battles and gets really excited when fighting daedra.
The Dark Brotherhood follower is kinda creepy and talks about their best kills and compares them to yours.

PS4_ZeColmeia · October 2016

Khajiit gets weapon and spell crit

DM_ESO · October 2016

I wish the naming rules here were the same as in game so I didn't have to alter it just for the boards.

Forsworn motif.

Being able to sort my materials tab by type. It's very cumbersome trying to sell off only one type of material and having to scroll up and down trying to find them in a pile of 90 other items.

Trash items automatically marked as junk!

MOST OF ALL:
I really miss being able to directly use items instead of having to loot them first. In Skyrim I could use SHIFT-E to equip something directly, eat or drink food directly, read a book instead of taking it, etc... When I come across a table in ESO with some food and drink, it would be nice to just SHIFT-E to directly eat it, and etc... It could just be implemented like a shortcut to loot it anyways, but then use it instantly.

sam0621 · October 2016

Zos to fix trials on Xbox lol!!!

purple-magicb16_ESO · October 2016

xarguideb17_ESO wrote: »

* Friendly fire in pvp
* no aoe caps in pvp
* player collision in pvp
* justice system in pvp so you can't throw your aoe anywhere and kill friends willy-nilly
* movable objects in pvp (closable door on a house or a pushable boulder)
* magic, fire, lightning, frost damage melee weapons (sword of flame, come on!)
* spellcrafting

Ahhh spellcraft! Yes! Where did that go? Such a tease, right?

Giraffon · October 2016

Couple more ideas:

- Give us a bunch of parts to work with but allow us to design our own homes.
- Put guild traders in Cyrodiil keeps
- Publish a list of all of the guild traders in the realm along with their location and what guild has them hired
- Publish the previous week's winning bid at each guild trader.
- Argonians and kahjiit can fish bare handed while standing at fishing spot. No need to wait for a bite!
- emotes to interact with mounts and pets (ie: brush, pet, scratch behind ear, lead)
- Give slider bar to adjust walking speed so we can make it as slow as NPC walk if we want to
- emotes to interact with other players or NPCs (/hug, /choke, /slap, etc)

Minalan · October 2016

Reduce destruction staff ability costs, increase damage slightly, and improve elemental effects on touch, reach, and impulse.

Reduce the increasing cost penalty to streak and dodge to 3X. This needs to happen.

Increase hardened ward to 8 seconds, make the Sorc class a little easier to play for the non-animation canceling crowd.

Change bound aegis to work like inner light (I.e. no longer a toggle). Give it an activation effect, something good for the PVE players that use it.

Change per summons to have a duration (one minute) instead of toggles.

Allow crafters to morph any armor piece (dropped) to another motif. Including monster sets. I'd pay crowns for this. Let players look however they want in the set pieces that they've earned and crafted. Who does this hurt?

Balance out the light armor passives slightly to increase max magicka or spell damage slightly per piece worn. It wouldn't take much, but 1% per piece worn would go a long way to balance magicka DPS versus stamina. It also wouldn't be ridiculously overpowered.

WuffyCerulei · October 2016

An alternate breed of Khajiit that gives health+magicka recovery and spell crit.

Alucardo · October 2016

Acrolas wrote: »

Sean Bean

If they added Sean Bean he'd only die within the first 40 minutes of gameplay anyway.

SolarCat02 · October 2016

Ceridwynne wrote: »

I want companion followers (noncombatants) that remark on your surroundings and on what you are doing. They should come from all the different guilds and all have different personalities and stories to tell.

Examples
The Mage's guild follower keeps talking a paper they are working on, and stops every once in a while to take a sample of something.
The Thieves guild follower comments on potential marks and get rich quick schemes.
The Fighter's guild follower loves talking about their past battles and gets really excited when fighting daedra.
The Dark Brotherhood follower is kinda creepy and talks about their best kills and compares them to yours.

And Cadwell!

thomas1970b16_ESO · October 2016

Jewelcrafting and horse armour.

Oreyn_Bearclaw · October 2016

Trait Change and/or a Token system for VMA, not that either of these are outrageous...

Oreyn_Bearclaw · October 2016

WuffyCerulei wrote: »

An alternate breed of Khajiit that gives health+magicka recovery and spell crit.

I posted about this a while back when they were redoing racial passives. They should have done this with Argonians. From ZOS's on website (consistant with lore as i understand it): "Shadowscales are Argonians, born under the sign of The Shadow in Black Marsh. They are trained from childhood in the art of stealth and combat. Shadowscales serve their province as assassins. They have historically been used by the King of Argonia as a means to end conflicts and wars without major bloodshed, and to gather information on potential foes."

In other words, they should be the magic version of Khajiit.

RAGUNAnoOne · October 2016

PvP justice system that is an outrageous desire

RAGUNAnoOne · October 2016

FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

Dwemer as a playable race

I prefer sload