The thread of outrageous desires...
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UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
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To be able to use the Blade of Woe on @MissBizz's pet goat...To be able to save that poor goat in Alik'r instead, kill the dude, and leave with my new pet goat.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp2 -
dsalter✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭icy vains and hair. all i could want.
well and maybe more frost based sets.
totally not a cryomancer.PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread
EU - [Arch Mage Dave] Altmer Sorcerer
Fight back at the crates and boxes, together we can change things.0 -
Ilsabet✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I want to take Hadmar's totem with me from Shad Astula and use it to launch myself everywhere.Ilsabet Menard - DC Breton Nightblade archer - Savior of Pretty Much Everything, Grand Overlord & Empress Nubcakes
My characters and their overly elaborate backstories
Ilsabet's Headcanon
The Adventures of Torbyrn Windchaser - Breaking the Ice & Ashes to Ashes
Bastian's Tattoos: An Inaccurate Headcanon
PC NA2 -
Daraugh✭✭✭✭✭A viable Nord frost mage.
The Warden class.
For two handed weapons to count for bonuses properly.
To use the exploding chicken wand in pvp and on bosses.
Elsweyr!
For houses to be game based, not store based.
The quick and decisive death of gamble crates.
Jewelrycrafting.
Spellcrafting.
A new trial.
To assassinate Naryu.May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred2 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I want khajiit tails to twitch at the tips like real cats
Nameplates for not only my pets, but my summoned familiars
Ability to kill that annoying questgiver in Cyrodiil that wants me to kill the goblin
Ability to upgrade jewelry
1-shot "improve to level" so that items received as quest rewards can be leveled to my character. If I could, I would use certain really meaningful items (Like say the whole "Queen's Eye" set) forever even if they weren't the perfect BiS.
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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✭✭✭✭Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis5 -
Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭- Removal of BOP
- Restore 20 second sorcerer shields
- Token system
Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina
Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
PC/NA - CP 2560+2 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭For all Bind on Pickup sets to convert to Bind on Equip.
CP160 gear always as a drop for CP160+ characters, including from things like Wrothgar Daily Crates.Why be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS3 -
Mandragora✭✭✭✭It seems like to have a companion is outrageous for some players, so that and adding back the mercenary, you could hire in Cyrodiil. I guess I fell in love with that idea, so I wish there would be more of such consumables (like traps), that would give me more of tactical possibilities how to fight in PvP without golden equipment, the most expensive set/weapon from trials, rank 536 and power (extreme) builds.Edited by Mandragora on October 3, 2016 10:39PMPAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!0 -
FLuFFyxMuFFiN✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A viable Nord frost mage.
The Warden class.
For two handed weapons to count for bonuses properly.
To use the exploding chicken wand in pvp and on bosses.
Elsweyr!
For houses to be game based, not store based.
The quick and decisive death of gamble crates.
Jewelrycrafting.
Spellcrafting.
A new trial.
To assassinate Naryu.
If you kill Naryu I will personally hunt you down. Hail Sithis!
Disclamer: I am talking about your character
[Edit to remove ultraviolence]Edited by [Deleted User] on October 4, 2016 6:28PM2 -
Luigi_Vampa✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »A viable Nord frost mage.
The Warden class.
For two handed weapons to count for bonuses properly.
To use the exploding chicken wand in pvp and on bosses.
Elsweyr!
For houses to be game based, not store based.
The quick and decisive death of gamble crates.
Jewelrycrafting.
Spellcrafting.
A new trial.
To assassinate Naryu.
If you kill Naryu I will personally hunt you down. Hail Sithis!
Disclamer: I am talking about your character
This isn't the first time you've thought about this, is it?Edited by [Deleted User] on October 4, 2016 6:28PMPC/EU DC2 -
FLuFFyxMuFFiN✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »A viable Nord frost mage.
The Warden class.
For two handed weapons to count for bonuses properly.
To use the exploding chicken wand in pvp and on bosses.
Elsweyr!
For houses to be game based, not store based.
The quick and decisive death of gamble crates.
Jewelrycrafting.
Spellcrafting.
A new trial.
To assassinate Naryu.
If you kill Naryu I will personally hunt you down. Hail Sithis!
Disclamer: I am talking about your character
This isn't the first time you've thought about this, is it?
Nope. Let's just say that anyone who crosses my path better hope I am in a good mood.Edited by [Deleted User] on October 4, 2016 6:34PM0 -
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✭✭✭✭Mandragora wrote: »I wish there would be more of such consumables (like traps), that would give me more of tactical possibilities how to fight in PvP without golden equipment, the most expensive set/weapon from trials, rank 536 and power (extreme) builds.
Wow, that's a really cool idea.FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »If you kill Naryu I will personally hunt you down
Remainder removed and the OP of this lovely threat is HIGHLY encouraged to expand on it, go post it on fanfiction dot net and then send me the link (pretty please!!).
I do think that Naryu is adorable in a completely morally-absent sort of way.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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✭Actually I want a Sanguine Quest! With lots of shenanigans, "I did What!?" moments and general mayhem.That was one of the funniest quests in Skyrim
DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault2 -
Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Actually I want a Sanguine Quest! With lots of shenanigans, "I did What!?" moments and general mayhem.That was one of the funniest quests in Skyrim
I loved that quest. It was specially fun to do with my custom companion (Rumarin, Interesting NPCs mod), who reacted to the quest steps. It was hilarious.
Therefore, if ZOS ever adds something like that, I suggest having a popular NPC along for the ride to make fun of us.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
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✭First and foremost would be an Asian or OCEANIC SERVER...
Secondly, to be able to siege keeps and participate in large group warfare (in any campaign other than BWB) without being disconnected.
And to be able to either recraft gear traits - or get a choice of trait on drops. Outrageous, I know.
Though @SantieClaws' suggestion about Pacrooti made me choke on my coffee. Form an orderly queue behind the crate...?
x-TallyCat-x // PC EU DC - For the Covenant! // ESO Platinum trophy - 16th May 2017.
Melbourne Australia - the land of Potato Internet.WTB ESO OCEANIC SERVER0 -
kamimark✭✭✭✭I want the inventory system fixed after 2 years. It should sort A-Z (not Z-A or unsorted!) when first opened, Advanced Filters should be built in, a Bank Only/Inventory Only toggle when in crafting screens, and there should be a key or a one-click checkbox on the right to mark something as junk so it doesn't take forever to process. Lock is a fantastic step towards minimal competence, but it'd be nice to have more flags (sell, bank, salvage, etc.) without using add-ons.
Every day I swear at this thing.FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »
Lighten up, Francis.
Besides, Naryu is green, and perfectly capable of dealing with NPCs.
Edited by [Deleted User] on October 4, 2016 6:34PMKitty Rainbow Dash. pick, pick, stab.1 -
C0wrex✭✭✭✭Get 10 stars in the forums."We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."
-Tennyson, Ulysses0 -
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✭✭✭Outrageous, huh?
I want everyone and their alts to be instantly turned into Argonians; Too many stuck up Elves for my tastes. Balancing of racials being a mere side effect of the change.
I want a spell that acts like the Scroll of Icarian Flight from Morrowind that I could shoot at incoming Zergs in PvP.
I want a Flying Dwmer Centurion Mount, powered by the souls of people I've killed that constantly shouts out obscenities to me as I use the mount, with a mute feature for when it gets old.
I want a castrate ability that automatically applies when someone teabags in PvP.Argonian forever2 -
Countcalorie✭✭✭
^pretty much sums up my wants^(Bring back the Icarian Flight!)Silver_Strider wrote: »Outrageous, huh?
I want everyone and their alts to be instantly turned into Argonians; Too many stuck up Elves for my tastes. Balancing of racials being a mere side effect of the change.
I want a spell that acts like the Scroll of Icarian Flight from Morrowind that I could shoot at incoming Zergs in PvP.
I want a Flying Dwmer Centurion Mount, powered by the souls of people I've killed that constantly shouts out obscenities to me as I use the mount, with a mute feature for when it gets old.
I want a castrate ability that automatically applies when someone teabags in PvP.
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Auricle✭✭✭✭✭A Maormer DLC where the sea elves become a playable race, along with a new area to explore, the archipelago Pyandonea. It is said that there ruler, King Orgnum, is an immortal mer, a Serpent God, with an age long grudge against the High Elves of Summerset...
C'mon, ZoS, think of all the serpent mounts you'd sell in the crown store.
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hrothbern✭✭✭✭✭
✭An additional quest for Bleakrock to restore order
"I still do not understand why I followed the advice of Captain Rana to bring the villagers of Bleakrock into safety. We should have fought for our village and not have backed down, with our tail between our legs. Now my home village is in shambles, the houses burning, the invaders feasting.I swear every day to Shor that after Molag Bal has been defeated, I will hunt down the invaders and restore peace in Bleakrock and drink my mead with my friends at the market place".PC-EU3 -
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✭✭✭✭Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
PC-EU CP 3000+
41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
PC-NA CP 1800+
30,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Savage Blade: Majestic Machette
Characters:
Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |0 -
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To actually kill this boss solo and on Vet -_- (this was my best attempt yesterday)Edited by Vaoh on October 4, 2016 7:18AM1 -
SlayerTheDragon✭✭✭✭✭Backpacks!¤═══¤ People don't like it when you talk to them with your weapon drawn ¤═══¤1 -
nikolaj.lemcheb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Not being penalized for actually drinking any blood as a vampire. And a drinking animation that doesn't look stupid.1 -
Mandragora✭✭✭✭nikolaj.lemcheb16_ESO wrote: »Not being penalized for actually drinking any blood as a vampire. And a drinking animation that doesn't look stupid.
Yes - I miss that from Skyrim or Vampire the Masquerade - I felt like a real villian, when I could drink someone and he didn't know about it if he didn't see me comming.PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!0 -
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✭Crown store items that reskin werewolves - transform into a werebear, werebat, werecrocodile, armoured werewolf, etc.
Base-game, I would love the ability to choose a second class, very late in the game. I know it would be a balancing nightmare, but balance is already a nightmare so it won't change much.#1 tip (Re)check your graphics settings periodically - especially resolution.3
