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The thread of outrageous desires...
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rhapsodious✭✭✭✭✭
✭MasterSpatula wrote: »Vanity pet muting.
Edited by rhapsodious on October 3, 2016 4:31PM9 -
PS4_ZeColmeia✭✭✭✭✭This one wants to be Khajiit's own mount. It is not hard to put Khajiit's front paws on the floor.PSN: ***___Chan (3 _s)
Hybrid, All-Role NB3 -
Asardes✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭strikeback1247 wrote: »A unicorn mount made of diamonds!
They will put it in the crown store gambling boxes
Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
PC-EU CP 3000+
41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
PC-NA CP 1800+
30,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Savage Blade: Majestic Machette
Characters:
Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |1 -
nimander99✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Taleof2Cities wrote: »Levitation
I second this.I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
"Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
"moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
"MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
"MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
"MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
"MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
"MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
"MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP4500 -
Giraffon✭✭✭✭✭
✭Underwater swimming and stuff to do while under water such as searching for treasure, catching fish with your bare hands/sword, and underwater living as well.Giraffon - Beta Lizard - For the Pact!5 -
sirston✭✭✭✭✭A no lie agreement with ZOS.Whitestakes Revenge
WoodElf Mag-Warden
Sirston
Magickia Dragonknight
T0XIC
Pride Of The Pact
Vehemence
The Crimson Order
victoria aut mors1 -
Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »Dwemer as a playable race
Well I'm outraged by this, so I guess you win.Edited by Abeille on October 3, 2016 5:33PMJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.2 -
phreatophile✭✭✭✭✭
✭Daedric Titan Mount
Underwater gameplay
White Senche Mount
Token System
Complete removal of BOP
Build you own costume token5 -
AegisWolf✭✭Werewolf to be a once-a-day uber-monster transformation ultimate.
Also, a selection of werewolf cosmetic options.Edited by AegisWolf on October 3, 2016 5:48PM2 -
DUTCH_REAPER✭✭✭✭✭
✭I need housing to have a dungeon with an npc in chains it it...and some torture devices (insert evils laugh)2 -
Drummerx04✭✭✭✭✭
✭- A templar shard morph that restores 25% magicka instantly
- Network lag optimized away server side for PvP primetime
- Staves to give more spell damage. Why do stamina weapons (dual wield) give more spell damage than the staves?
- AoE cap removal would be fun to play with. I've never played without it, so I'm really curious to see the difference
- impulse (destro staff) to have an inherent execute like whirlwind
- Cost increase cap on dodge and streak: ~ 3x base cost
- Fixes for all Overload bugs
- light weaving to work cleanly again
- BoE to stay in veteran trials
- Boundless storm morph to provide minor expedition for the duration after the ~7 second major expedition buff.
PC/NA - Nightfighters, Raid Leader and Officer
Lilith Arujo - DC sorc tank/dps/healer - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer, Gryphon Heart, Grand Warlord
Lilith Tortorici - DC templar trials healer
Notable Completions:
vAS (72k), vMoL HM (160k), vAA HM (135k), vHRC HM, vSO HM (141k), vHoF HM (168k), vCR+3(129k), vDSA 45k, vMA 591k
Original Addons:
Lilith's Group Manager
Lilith's Lazy Hacks - Auto Recharge/Repair
Bot Scanner 2000
Lilith's Command History
Maintained Addons:
Kill Counter2 -
Osteos✭✭✭✭✭
✭To summon a dremora that yells "A challenger!"DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault0 -
FLuFFyxMuFFiN✭✭✭✭✭
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KrishakPanettier✭✭✭Boat trips that take you on an adventure, sail the high seas, survive fierce storms, fight bandits and pirates (or be one), transport contraband and escape detection, Trial-like 12-person event to fight sea monsters.Krishak Kringle aka KrishakPanettier, Templar (PSN:KrishakPanettier)
-- PS4 NA --
PVP, PVE, and Trader Guild LeaderGuild:
- Rent-A-Zerg Mercs AD (one-time large AD PVP Guild - now PVP, PVE, dungeons, trials, and crafting)
- Shadow Exiles AD (merged into RAZ AD)
- Recruiting all levels, for help all in-game content. Not just PVP anymore. Not just AD.
Online:
- Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/RAZ.AD
- Facebook: www.facebook.com/ShadowExiles
- Twitter: @ShadowExiles
- www: www.shadowexiles.com5 -
Asardes✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭KrishakPanettier wrote: »Boat trips that take you on an adventure, sail the high seas, survive fierce storms, fight bandits and pirates (or be one), transport contraband and escape detection, Trial-like 12-person event to fight sea monsters.
I remember that lousy quest in Malabal Tor where you had to shoot sea snakes with ballistas. I reckon that even would pretty much look like that
Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
PC-EU CP 3000+
41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
PC-NA CP 1800+
30,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Savage Blade: Majestic Machette
Characters:
Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |0 -
Cireous✭✭✭✭✭
✭5+5+2
I want to be able to wear two 5-piece sets and one 2-piece monster set while using 2 handed weapons, with 2-handed weapons each counting as 2 slots. Outrageous, I know.7 -
Alpheu5✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A much greater clear view distance, not the Silent Hill fog we have now.Dalek-Rok - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Shād - Argonian Nightblade || Dalek-Shul - Argonian Templar || Dalek-Xal - Argonian Dragonknight || Mounts-the-Snout - Argonian Warden || Dalek-Xul - Argonian Necromancer || Two-Spires - Argonian Arcanist || Dalek-Nesh - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Kör - Argonian DragonknightJudas Helviaryn wrote: »Don't incorporate bugs into your builds, and you won't have [an] issue.1 -
HeroOfNone✭✭✭✭✭
✭Large city's in each town that are roughly the size of the Imperial City, Gold Coast, or Hew's Bane zones, and then zones the size of Cyrodiil, to keep things proportional. #HorseSimulator
Larger functional "keeps" inside cyrodiil that feel like large castles.
Braided pigtails for khajiit, even if it's not lore.
Makes me a little sad there is no TES editor in ESO. I'm certain a lot of map makers from prior TES games would be more than willing to expand the map size for free. But I guess that's just another unreasonable request.0 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Khajiit thinks maybe you live the quiet life yes to think these things are outrageous.
Are there none who wish to drink dry the cellars of Wayrest Castle? None who dream of charging through the desert on the shoulders of a giant? None who would glide across the snows of Eastmarch in a sled pulled by dunmer? None who wish to live in a palace made from a million balls of yarn? None who wish to stuff Pacrooti in a crate and sit on the lid until the mewing goes oh so quiet?
Think oh so big my friends!
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/9 -
Dragonnord✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Dragons. I don't care if they don't exist in ESO age. Dragons (not Titans, pets nor whatever other similar thing).0 -
ThePaleItalian✭✭✭✭✭
✭Titan mount and Scamp launcher in PvP!!!
I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!Conan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB0
