I know this could very well get me ostracized from the community, but I never liked Pacrooti. Or Razum Dar for that matter.
Kidding, it's okay. It happens, not everybody likes the same characters.
I bet a lot of people don't even remember Talviah, your Altmer buddy in Orsinium. I absolutely love him, he is a sweet cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure. And still, lots of people killed him.
Way back in 2014 when I was just a noob and vamp pyromage DKs ruled the world, one of my very favorite things in ESO was Pacrooti. This friendly Khajiit would send me mail every day chronicling his exploits in Tamriel. His wit and clever dialogue were a delight, the first thing I would do after logging in each day would be to scour my mail for the latest tale of misadventure from my favorite feline friend.
Apparently the woodworking trade in Tamriel has not been a growth industry, because dark times have fallen upon our erstwhile lumberjack. Instead of scouring the forests of Nirn for the choicest woodworking materials he now lurks in the dark alleys and dank sewers of our cities peddling the Tamrielic version of meth. "Just one more" he pleads with us, speaking to the vapid and hollow impulses we all share. He's become ESO's Walter White except without the misplaced sense of honor or the obstinately noble goals. He's become nothing more than a dirty street-corner pusher seeking to separate fools from their money while feeding us drivel about our "perseverance."
The gambling boxes are terrible ZOS, many of your customers seem to agree on that. We know we can't stop this pending dumpster fire, but PLEASE LEAVE PACROOTI OUT OF THIS! Do not take one of the most universally loved characters in your game and turn him into this reprehensible scam artist. Keep the NPC, the model, most of the voice overs, whatever. Just take the name "Pacrooti" off everything associated with the Crown Crates and put him in the game somewhere that's actually fun. PLEASE.
#SavePacrooti
I know this could very well get me ostracized from the community, but I never liked Pacrooti. Or Razum Dar for that matter.
Kidding, it's okay. It happens, not everybody likes the same characters.
I bet a lot of people don't even remember Talviah, your Altmer buddy in Orsinium. I absolutely love him, he is a sweet cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure. And still, lots of people killed him.
I remember him. I liked him because he wasn't so sterotypically Altmer. Kind and wanting to prove himself rather than arrogant and entitled
This works within reason. Although I'd much rather they introduced a new character for it, it doesn't fit the Pacrooti we know at all.Well now we know why he stopped sending us woodworking materials. The crime boss gambling overlords finally caught up with him and pressed him into service as a shill to pay off his remaining debts. At least we can be comforted knowing that he's not doing this because he wants to.
I bet a lot of people don't even remember Talviah, your Altmer buddy in Orsinium. I absolutely love him, he is a sweet cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure. And still, lots of people killed him.
He seems to like gambling thoI'm pretty disgusted they they took Pacrooti who was a victim of gambling himself and twisted him into somehow who constantly tells me how I should keep trying (spending my money), or reminded my how easy it is to buy more when I run out, or maybe I'll have better luck next time.
Seriously, pick someone else.
:PHere is your new shipment. Pacrooti is back in the city and has spent many hours combing the tangles out of his fur. Later, he played dice with a young Breton and won an entire set of armor. He thinks he will sell it, as it would be too expensive to have a tail hole added.
Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
I'm pretty disgusted they they took Pacrooti who was a victim of gambling himself and twisted him into somehow who constantly tells me how I should keep trying (spending my money), or reminded my how easy it is to buy more when I run out, or maybe I'll have better luck next time.
Seriously, pick someone else.
Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Absolutely the eyeball thing.
I'm pretty disgusted they they took Pacrooti who was a victim of gambling himself and twisted him into somehow who constantly tells me how I should keep trying (spending my money), or reminded my how easy it is to buy more when I run out, or maybe I'll have better luck next time.
Seriously, pick someone else.
Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Absolutely the eyeball thing.
The... "eyeball thing"...?
You two better not be talking like that about my lord Hermaeus Mora!
He is an "eyeballs and tentacles" thing, thank you very much. Also claws sometimes.
Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Absolutely the eyeball thing.
The... "eyeball thing"...?
You two better not be talking like that about my lord Hermaeus Mora!
He is an "eyeballs and tentacles" thing, thank you very much. Also claws sometimes.
@Abeille absolutely that thing! I didn't experience TES until ESO so not long ago I met that thing in Skyrim and it totally creeped me out. (Yes I also plan on playing oblivion and Morrowind)
If you want to associate this with a Daedric Prince (which sounds like a good idea to me), you probably don't want Hermaeus Mora. This probably best fits into the sphere of Clavicus Vile.Absolutely the eyeball thing.Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Absolutely the eyeball thing.
The... "eyeball thing"...?
You two better not be talking like that about my lord Hermaeus Mora!
He is an "eyeballs and tentacles" thing, thank you very much. Also claws sometimes.
If you want to associate this with a Daedric Prince (which sounds like a good idea to me), you probably don't want Hermaeus Mora. This probably best fits into the sphere of Clavicus Vile.Absolutely the eyeball thing.Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
ZOS_Pacrooti wrote:This one has found an additional source of income! He buys Potions of Stamina at discount prices from the Baandari traders and sells them in the city to old men with young, energetic wives. They say these potions are like a cross-town wagon in Windhelm. A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.
If you want to associate this with a Daedric Prince (which sounds like a good idea to me), you probably don't want Hermaeus Mora. This probably best fits into the sphere of Clavicus Vile.Absolutely the eyeball thing.Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .
Oh, you may be on to something there! Peryite, Prince of Pestilence. Pestilence - a fatal epidemic disease. Crown Crates certainly are that!WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »No, no, no, as I said in the other thread, these are Peryite's fault, this is why the other Daedric powers are mad at him and he's stuck fixing realm rips.If you want to associate this with a Daedric Prince (which sounds like a good idea to me), you probably don't want Hermaeus Mora. This probably best fits into the sphere of Clavicus Vile.Absolutely the eyeball thing.Rohamad_Ali wrote: »I think it's terrible too . Someone like the eyeball creature or Sheogorath should be in charge of those .